Worry not BB.
I promise your guilty secret will never be revealed by me.;)
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I'm guessing that BB is really a tangoed bottle blonde with a ginormous bust, who once had the honour of being thrown over PA's garden fence.
Am I close?
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I'm guessing that BB is really a tangoed bottle blonde with a ginormous bust, who once had the honour of being thrown over PA's garden fence.
Am I close?
Nowhere near AS..............but it ain't my secret to tell.:D
i was laughing at the thought of Drew (CPs other half) being called Tommy Tank
Ps good morning DD normal services will be resumed from me ive been feeling so ill with a heavy cold but have spent this morning laughing at yours and Bettys interactions on here xx speak later on the abomination that is Petey
The Abomination that is Andre will, hopefully,amuse you and help you to have a speedy recovery.:D
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I'm guessing that BB is really a tangoed bottle blonde with a ginormous bust, who once had the honour of being thrown over PA's garden fence.
Am I close?
I am PETER ANDRE :D:D:D
Wow I feel so much better now my secret is out
i was laughing at the thought of Drew (CPs other half) being called Tommy Tank
Ps good morning DD normal services will be resumed from me ive been feeling so ill with a heavy cold but have spent this morning laughing at yours and Bettys interactions on here xx speak later on the abomination that is Petey
Get better soon Ella ... Glad DD and I have cheered you a little x
So our DD is secretly responsible for DOTY's stylish look?
Plainly sabotage at work.
Clearly.
The RoboAndre outfit with the shiny sticky back plastic crotch patches could only have been designed by a truly cruel and malevolent person.
Although DD definitely deserves kudos for the "authentic" I'M IN FRANCE beret and the hilarious double-denim ensemble.
nooooo ive been chatting away for four years to Peter bloody Andre :mad::eek::o:D
I think you should be perfectly safe.
I might be in trouble though - "she" almost managed to persuade me to go on holiday a while ago, allegedly as a "tv reviewage stand-in for Ian Hyland".
The horror.:eek::D
Clearly.
The RoboAndre outfit with the shiny sticky back plastic crotch patches could only have been designed by a truly cruel and malevolent person.
Although DD definitely deserves kudos for the "authentic" I'M IN FRANCE beret and the hilarious double-denim ensemble.
:o.....lengthened to make up the stipulated five characters
I think this is pretty much it.
It actually makes me feel a TINY bit sorry for the dozy cow - if it wasn't bad enough finding out that Peter Andre is your soul mate, it must be even worse having to live with the fact that he dumped you.
The shame of it.
Having watched their stateside show..this wasn't a case of him getting up and deciding to leave .. They were not happy for a while and it showed.. I don't believe she had an affair nor do I think she told him she was..or we would know by now .. Both sides couldn't keep an affair secret and it would of benefited peters side when they split to let everyone know she had been messing about .lif she had...
Good point. It would have been a million pity points for Pete. No doubt the marriage was doomed, despite KP not wanting to split. I suppose for Pete to emerge as the marketable brand that is DOTY/Good guy, he had to have a good reason to be the one to break the family up. "Well, I road on KP's coattails for a bit, got famous again, fathered a couple of kids and then realised I'm married Jordan so walked out" is not DOTY. It makes you look like a shallow ratbag. His dislike of the Goulds and her failing to tell him that she was still socialising with the Goulds gave him what he needed - a reason to go based on the fact was affair...later changed to 'was thinking about having an affair'. Just my theory anyway.
I do wish they wouldn't put kids in swimwear or underwear in the papers :rolleyes: Give them some privacy until they are old enough to yay or nay.
Oh I see PA has been sought out and is surrounded by lots of young Cypriot fans wanting a photo...what "lush spontaneity"..and a camera to capture it too - "double lush spontaneity":D I love that phrase and we should use it every time a camera catches Pete with lots of fans in a foreign country
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I'm guessing that BB is really a tangoed bottle blonde with a ginormous bust, who once had the honour of being thrown over PA's garden fence.
Am I close?
Nowhere near AS..............but it ain't my secret to tell.:D
The Abomination that is Andre will, hopefully,amuse you and help you to have a speedy recovery.:D
I am PETER ANDRE
Wow I feel so much better now my secret is out
Get better soon Ella ... Glad DD and I have cheered you a little x
I knew it!
You, sir, are an insufferable twunt.
Could you please confirm whether or not you love your kids?
I do indeed love my kids and I love my kids more than any other father on this earth because I am PETER ANDRE
Plainly sabotage at work.
I warned you.
I cannot help you now.:(
I ain't gonna apologise either.:p
Clearly.
The RoboAndre outfit with the shiny sticky back plastic crotch patches could only have been designed by a truly cruel and malevolent person.
Although DD definitely deserves kudos for the "authentic" I'M IN FRANCE beret and the hilarious double-denim ensemble.
oh dear simple things for simple minds hey- im howling at these posts i think i need to get out for a bit and see some life
edit sorry betty i cannot multi quote as it was your revelation too that made me
nooooo ive been chatting away for four years to Peter bloody Andre :mad::eek::o:D
I think you should be perfectly safe.
I might be in trouble though - "she" almost managed to persuade me to go on holiday a while ago, allegedly as a "tv reviewage stand-in for Ian Hyland".
The horror.:eek::D
Two lovely little innocent kids.............and just cos it'll up his profile, he is happy to be photographed.:mad:
Before anyone says anything................had he asked for the childrens' faces to be pixelated.....it would have happened.:yawn:
Oooh well ..it's out there now and I will have to live with the consequences
P.s. I love my kids
Lol do you have a bag of popcorn next to you while you read the threads?
That is for me to know...........and for you to wonder.;)
I don't think we should reveal anything else today DD.. It might be too much for some
OK........but you and I know the truth.;)
By the way ...I love the way you dress me
LMAO!!:D This tickled me!
Good point. It would have been a million pity points for Pete. No doubt the marriage was doomed, despite KP not wanting to split. I suppose for Pete to emerge as the marketable brand that is DOTY/Good guy, he had to have a good reason to be the one to break the family up. "Well, I road on KP's coattails for a bit, got famous again, fathered a couple of kids and then realised I'm married Jordan so walked out" is not DOTY. It makes you look like a shallow ratbag. His dislike of the Goulds and her failing to tell him that she was still socialising with the Goulds gave him what he needed - a reason to go based on the fact was affair...later changed to 'was thinking about having an affair'. Just my theory anyway.
My Mancunianometer just went off:o
I do wish they wouldn't put kids in swimwear or underwear in the papers :rolleyes: Give them some privacy until they are old enough to yay or nay.
Oh I see PA has been sought out and is surrounded by lots of young Cypriot fans wanting a photo...what "lush spontaneity"..and a camera to capture it too - "double lush spontaneity":D I love that phrase and we should use it every time a camera catches Pete with lots of fans in a foreign country