Dancing With The Non Stars

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An all new show that pairs normal person with normal person and makes them dance in front of 3 expert judges who will score them out of 10.

Series One Contestants


Sandra Hughes and Zach Parker

Ages: 47 and 29

Occupations: Air Hostess and Butcher


Abraham Zinki and Hollie-Jayne Crawford

Ages: 62 and 30

Occupations: Ex Maths Teacher and DJ


Lily-May Osbourne and Charlie Simmons

Ages: 27 and 39

Occupations: Nurse and Vicar


Kieran Holloway and Francesca Martin

Ages: 35 and 42

Occupations: Librarian and Music Teacher


Charlene King and Harry Price

Ages: 22 and 48

Occupations: Beautician and Checkout worker at ASDA


Stephen Kennedy and Leanne Austin

Ages: 40 and 29

Occupations: Travel Agent and Taxi Driver


JUDGES: KIMBERLY WYATT, JASON GARDINER, LEN GOODMAN.


WEEK ONE COMING SOON!

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  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    Week One

    Couple 1: Kieran and Francesca- Waltz

    Training:

    Kieran: Hello, have you ever read The Tower?

    Francesca: I don't read, I listen to music?

    Kieran: Oh yes, Opera is lovely!

    Francesca: I prefer rock!

    Dance and Judges Comments/Scores

    Len: It was pretty elegant but I find more entertainment watching 99 balloons myself!

    Kimberly: It was beautiful and stunning but next week you could try dancing to a pussycat doll song!

    Jason: First of all, your suit is appalling! Secondly, you are rubbish at dancing, you need at least 6 months more practice.

    SCORES:

    Jason: 3

    Kimberly: 6

    Len: 5

    Total: 14


    Couple 2: Sandra and Zach- Cha Cha Cha

    Song: Promise This

    Training:

    Sandra: Okay, don't panic I think we are in for a bumpy ride so take your seat and please listen whilst I tell you where the exits are!

    Zach: WTF? This woman is crazy!

    Judges Comments and Scores

    Kimberly: Darling! It looked like you were involved in plane crash!

    Jason: I have to say it was better than that rubbish earlier but still not perfect.

    Len: It was like putting jam on a jacket potato- it didn't work.


    Jason: 5

    Kimberly: 5

    Len: 5

    Total: 15


    Couple 3: Stephen and Leanne- Waltz

    Song: I Dreamed A Dream

    Training

    Stephen: I've been looking forward to coming to the USA but only because my girlfriend was the hostess coming over- yes I'm married to Sandra.

    Leanne: Lucky you!

    Judges Comments and Scores

    Jason: Tonight is getting better but you weren't elegant however your performance was entertaining and I loved the part of your routine when you pretended to fall over.

    Len: I don't think that was meant to happen however I disagree it was beautiful.

    Kimberly: Erm. I've seen better on Got To Dance (starts talking to Ashley Banjo over the phone)

    Scores:

    Jason: 6

    Kimberly: 7

    Len: 8

    Total: 21

    CHARLENE, ABRAHAM AND LILY-MAY COMING SOON!
  • StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Just wondering why these are (presumably) British when DWTS is American? :o
  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    Just wondering why these are (presumably) British when DWTS is American? :o

    There a Dancing With The Stars all over the world and in the tile it doesnt just say USA version
  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    Anyone for the other ones tonight?
  • StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    There a Dancing With The Stars all over the world and in the tile it doesnt just say USA version

    Well... it's just that one of the dancers works at ASDA, and one of the judges is Jason Gardiner so it seems a bit British :p
  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    Well... it's just that one of the dancers works at ASDA, and one of the judges is Jason Gardiner so it seems a bit British :p

    Jason Gardiner is Australian :D
  • StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Jason Gardiner is Australian :D

    I know, but he has British citizenship ;)
  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    I know, but he has British citizenship ;)

    True :) do you want to do part 2?
  • StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    I'm pretty bad at doing this kinda thing so you can :p
  • rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    What song did Kieron and Francesca dance to? :o
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    Part 2

    Couple 4: Charlene and Harry- Cha Cha Cha

    Song: Love Machine

    Training:

    Harry: So your a beautician?

    Charlene: TOTALLY!

    Judges Comments and Scores

    Kimberly: WOW, sister you are the one to beat!

    Len: It was, in the words of Craig Revel Horwood, fab-u-lous

    Jason: I must say I am gobsmacked


    Scores:

    Jason: 8

    Kimberly: 9

    Len: 7

    Total: 24


    Couple 5: Abraham and Hollie- Cha Cha Cha

    Song: Sex Bomb

    Training:

    Abraham: So If we get 3 fours it will be twelve, if we get 3 nines it will be twenty seven.

    Hollie: (sighs)

    Judges Comments and Scores

    Len: I find watching paint dry more entertaining.

    Kimberly: I wish a bomb had come and it us whilst watching it, it was that dull!

    Jason: OMFG! I've seen more energy in a broken light bulb.

    Scores:

    Jason: 2

    Kimberly: 4

    Len: 4

    Total: 10


    Couple 6: Lily-May and Charlie- Waltz

    Song: Run

    Training:
    Lily May: Your fingernails have too much blood in them babe!

    Judges Comments and Scores:

    Len: STUNNING!

    Jason: STUNNING!

    Kimberly: STUNNING!

    Scores:

    Jason: 8

    Kimberly: 9

    Len: 9

    Total: 26
  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    Leaderboard

    1- Lily-May and Charlie
    2- Charlene and Harry
    3- Stephen and Leanne
    4- Sandra and Zach
    5- Kieran and Francesca
    6- Abraham and Hollie

    The First Couple Safe are...

    Stephen & Leanne

    The Next Couple safe are

    Lily-May and Charlie

    The Third couple safe are

    Abraham & Hollie

    The Final couple safe are

    Charlene and Harry

    So Sandra and Kieran are in the bottom two and the couple going home are....

    Going to be revealed next time
  • doctorwhofancaldoctorwhofancal Posts: 24,123
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    Hello and welcome back to Dancing With The Non Stars

    Week Two

    Okay so last time we revealed Kieran and Francesca and Sandra and Zach are in the bottom two.
    The public have decided the first couple they want to leave is..
    Sandra and Zach. I'm very sorry!

    Couple 1: Stephen and Leanne- Cha Cha Cha

    Song: Mama Do

    Training:

    Stephen: I think we did great last week however my angel puss left.
    Leanne: Please spare me the details.

    Judges Comments and Scores

    Len: Very well performed however you weren't in time with each other which is quite worrying.

    Kimberly: WOW! That was great babe!

    Jason: It was very entertaining I do have to say.

    SCORES:

    Jason: 7

    Kimberly: 8

    Len: 8

    Total: 23


    The last 4 coming soon.
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