There once lived a lady hairy biker
All the hairy men did like her
As her legs sat astride
She prepared for a ride
To another Galaxy and is now a hiker.
When I stick out my thumb they drive by
It may be better to show a white thigh
As long as its not a chicken's
Or looks like a stick ins(..ect)
Oh well !, maybe the no.53 bus I'll try.
To earn my pay, I once had to lay
On the pavement in Oxford street for most of the day
Times were hard and so was the pavement
So, dressed as a card, I fulfilled the engagement
To earn my pay, I once had to lay
On the pavement in Oxford street for most of the day
Times were hard and so was the pavement
So, dressed as a card, I fulfilled the engagement
Back home in the Palace, they all cheered "Hooray"
The Red Queen screamed 'Orf wiv their 'eds' !
The Black Knight said 'Queenies on one go get her med's'
She's bad, give her double
Even if it makes her grow stubble
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I admit I've got rump to spare
Its lean and nutritious
And tastes delicious
I'll finish it off with a pear
Bella liked her rump cooked rare
As I've often seen her laid bare
It's a sight to behold
Never ever under sold
It's a shame it's covered in hair :eek:
All the hairy men did like her
All the hairy men did like her
As her legs sat astride
All the hairy men did like her
As her legs sat astride
She prepared for a ride
All the hairy men did like her
As her legs sat astride
She prepared for a ride
To another Galaxy and is now a hiker.
(and I'm not that hairy,:mad: I shave twice a day whether I need it or not
It may be better to show a white thigh
Marvellous what you can do with a Black & Decker ................isn't it ? Bell'
It may be better to show a white thigh
As long as its not a chicken's
It may be better to show a white thigh
As long as its not a chicken's
Or looks like a stick ins(..ect)
It may be better to show a white thigh
As long as its not a chicken's
Or looks like a stick ins(..ect)
Oh well !, maybe the no.53 bus I'll try.
A melon head man made his way
A melon head man made his way
To the shop on the corner
A melon head man made his way
To the shop on the corner
As a fruit shop adorner
A melon head man made his way
To the shop on the corner
As a fruit shop adorner
He certainly earned all his pay
On the pavement in Oxford street for most of the day
On the pavement in Oxford street for most of the day
Times were hard and so was the pavement
On the pavement in Oxford street for most of the day
Times were hard and so was the pavement
So, dressed as a card, I fulfilled the engagement
On the pavement in Oxford street for most of the day
Times were hard and so was the pavement
So, dressed as a card, I fulfilled the engagement
Back home in the Palace, they all cheered "Hooray"
The Black Knight said 'Queenies on one go get her med's'
The Black Knight said 'Queenies on one go get her med's'
She's bad, give her double
The Black Knight said 'Queenies on one go get her med's'
She's bad, give her double
Even if it makes her grow stubble