I went to vote last night with mrs S, came out & went to thi MILs she stays across the road, I sat down for a moment as you do, then got up to make a coffee for us all, mrs S burst out LAUGHTING, I'd a 8 inch hole in the back of my denims with my arse showing to every Tom Dick & Harry, I can only think it happened when I was getting into the car !! :eek::eek:
Its a good job I had clean CKs on !!! :D
Sr, I got the back grass cut, but it took me 4 hours & boy was my back sore today.
I went to vote last night with mrs S, came out & went to thi MILs she stays across the road, I sat down for a moment as you do, then got up to make a coffee for us all, mrs S burst out LAUGHTING, I'd a 8 inch hole in the back of my denims with my arse showing to every Tom Dick & Harry, I can only think it happened when I was getting into the car !! :eek::eek:
Its a good job I had clean CKs on !!! :D
Sr, I got the back grass cut, but it took me 4 hours & boy was my back sore today.
Afternoon Joe, just as well it was at the back, you could have been arrested. :eek::D *clunk*
Bloody hell, that's not a garden that's a farm! :eek:
It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.
It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.
Afternoon Gemo, that's brilliant news, you all must be so relieved. *clunk
May the 4th be with you. D
Afternoon Joe, just as well it was at the back, you could have been arrested. :eekD *clunk
Bloody hell, that's not a garden that's a farm! :eek
Your not wrong there. now that its cut I can do it in about 40 minutes
It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent. D
Bradder's will be pleased your speading the word about his jokes !
It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.
They are just bog standard denims, nowt wrong with them! I have black straight leg Asda denims on now - a tenner! Fit a treat :D
Some of the jeans for women are Ok. I can't wear them as they're always too long in the leg & they don't fit me at the hips as I have no backside! Fortunately their Jeggers are brilliant.
Some of their jeans are pretty boiling tho'. :eek:
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Happy Star Wars Day.
My son’s leg is mending.
Afternoon :rolleyes: *clunk*
Good news!
I went to vote last night with mrs S, came out & went to thi MILs she stays across the road, I sat down for a moment as you do, then got up to make a coffee for us all, mrs S burst out LAUGHTING, I'd a 8 inch hole in the back of my denims with my arse showing to every Tom Dick & Harry, I can only think it happened when I was getting into the car !! :eek::eek:
Its a good job I had clean CKs on !!!
Sr, I got the back grass cut, but it took me 4 hours & boy was my back sore today.
She's jus jellus.
May the 4th be with you.
Bloody hell, that's not a garden that's a farm! :eek:
It was your humunguous ass that split your troosers Sleeps
Now is the winter of my disco tent.
:rolleyes:
Shakespearean humour.....:p
Your not wrong there. now that its cut I can do it in about 40 minutes
The thing about they denims was, they were my Mars Bar denims !!! .........." I worked rested & played in them "
Bradder's will be pleased your speading the word about his jokes !
Glad to hear your laddies on the mend !
Alas poor twassock
You need to get yourself to Asda where men's denims can be had for £6!
Is this the 3 word thread now ?
Evening Chinnie
Wherefore art thou, Chinneo???
Thats not a bad shout!
:mad:
Evening Sleeps
:eek::eek: *Runs screaming to the Globe*
The :mad: was for initially ignoring me!
You knows I wuvs you *kissywissies*
They are just bog standard denims, nowt wrong with them! I have black straight leg Asda denims on now - a tenner! Fit a treat
*pokes twass in the eye* Stop scaring chinny! Some of the jeans for women are Ok. I can't wear them as they're always too long in the leg & they don't fit me at the hips as I have no backside! Fortunately their Jeggers are brilliant.
Some of their jeans are pretty boiling tho'. :eek: