Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.
Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.
Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.
That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.
What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.
Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.
Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.
That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.
What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.
Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.
Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.
That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.
What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
exactly
whenever i here i slept with X thousand women i always think
Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.
Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.
Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.
That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.
What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
They must have been throwing themselves at him when he pops to the shop! Unless he has out on the pull every 2 days since he was 14. BTW never heard of him until this thread never watched TOWIE and feel far superior for it as well!
I can sort of see it as I fancied him at the start of the show (when he looked normal). He has good banter and can actually string a sentence together unlike pretty much everyone else on TOWIE (Goodger was the worst, I don't think she ever actually uttered one grammatically correct sentence in 3 years).
I always thought he had nice eyes too, very sparky and cheeky. Not particularly handsome but good patter, quite cheeky and funny. It was only once he returned that I started to dislike him (I believe he was horrid on CBB but I've never watched it), his arrogance and general penilhead-ness was palpable. He's clearly got a bit of a dark side, compounded when Lauren Pope said "I wish I could have the nice you all the time".
I doubt he's had even 800 women though. I also doubt Amy Childs is wild in bed.
I didn't know there were so many women with lousy eyesight all atracted to the same bloke
Haha, I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder. I personally abhor Mark Wright in every way possible. I think he's nasty, arrogant, spiteful and lacking in every way - personality, intelligence, humour and absolutely charmless.
And yet ITV think he's appropriate to host a TV show (albeit a low rent show on satellite).
Haha, I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder. I personally abhor Mark Wright in every way possible. I think he's nasty, arrogant, spiteful and lacking in every way - personality, intelligence, humour and absolutely charmless.
And yet ITV think he's appropriate to host a TV show (albeit a low rent show on satellite).
Am with you absolutely one thousand per cent re that description.
Within ten minutes of talking to him, she visibly cringed every time he approached her. When he eventually got the message she wasn't interested, he became nasty and spiteful.
IMO his personality on CBB and Towie absolutely stunk to high heaven.
Within ten minutes of talking to him, she visibly cringed every time he approached her. When he eventually got the message she wasn't interested, he became nasty and spiteful.
IMO his personality on CBB and Towie absolutely stunk to high heaven.
Yup.
Petulant, spoilt, arrogant and a sex pest to boot.
He might have a fit bod and Daddy's money to throw around, but to be honest, The Chuckle Brothers would be a better catch.
The most alarming this about that statement is that it is proof positive that there are clearly a lot of desperate women out there with extremely low standards(and no doubt self esteem). Can't stand the little tosser.
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On the back of a postage stamp more like.;)
Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.
Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.
That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.
What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
Nothing to add but :D:D:D
exactly
whenever i here i slept with X thousand women i always think
bullshine unless you a pornstar
its all about averages
you just cant keep it up (badum tiss)
whatever it is divide by about 50
women lie about age men about sex
They must have been throwing themselves at him when he pops to the shop! Unless he has out on the pull every 2 days since he was 14. BTW never heard of him until this thread never watched TOWIE and feel far superior for it as well!
Having seen that porn star's Gemma Massey performance I see the attraction!
Best description ever!
Care to provide a link for research purposes of course? :D;)
I always thought he had nice eyes too, very sparky and cheeky. Not particularly handsome but good patter, quite cheeky and funny. It was only once he returned that I started to dislike him (I believe he was horrid on CBB but I've never watched it), his arrogance and general penilhead-ness was palpable. He's clearly got a bit of a dark side, compounded when Lauren Pope said "I wish I could have the nice you all the time".
I doubt he's had even 800 women though. I also doubt Amy Childs is wild in bed.
Well I am a fan - sex on legs and funny with it. I'd definitely like to sniff under her sweaty hairy armpits.
Haha, I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder. I personally abhor Mark Wright in every way possible. I think he's nasty, arrogant, spiteful and lacking in every way - personality, intelligence, humour and absolutely charmless.
And yet ITV think he's appropriate to host a TV show (albeit a low rent show on satellite).
Am with you absolutely one thousand per cent re that description.
IMO his personality on CBB and Towie absolutely stunk to high heaven.
Since when has thick as sh*t neanderthal with questionable sexual etiquette been considered funny?
I'd rather laugh with my men than at them but each to their own
Yup.
Petulant, spoilt, arrogant and a sex pest to boot.
He might have a fit bod and Daddy's money to throw around, but to be honest, The Chuckle Brothers would be a better catch.
i cant decide if you are being sarcastic or not.
She really doesnt strike me as being the wild in bed sort but you never can tell i suppose.