tracystapes's tale of Tesco woes (merged)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,376
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    Why them? Is that their headquaters or something?

    I don't know who to ring :confused:

    Yes, that is where their meat HQ is located.
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Yes, that is where their meat HQ is located.

    Hind Quarters ?
  • John259John259 Posts: 28,424
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    Tracy, phone the Tracy's - this is a job for International Rescue!
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Ain't the law of diminishing returns a bitch?
  • SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    Mine always says delivered when it reaches the allotted time it should be here, Yesterday it said it about 40 minutes before it arrived, Probably delayed nothing to freak about yet.
  • talentedmonkeytalentedmonkey Posts: 2,639
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    call your local newspaper and Member of Parliament.
  • SXTonySXTony Posts: 2,923
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    Didn't we do this a few weeks ago?
  • CasualCasual Posts: 2,696
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    Your last made-up Tesco thread wasn't funny and this one isn't either.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,376
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    Hind Quarters ?

    :D. You can also order heads to be put in beds as well if you wish.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 387
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    Customer services will also refund your delivery charge so all good really.
    Being late has its advantages, refunds and a shiny new thread to help us all through our day. Yay.
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    The OP really wants to be inactive again it seems...lol
  • Chasing ShadowsChasing Shadows Posts: 3,096
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    I'm panicking now. Who do I ring?

    You panic every time you place a Tesco online order. It's what you do. Then you tell us about it.

    It's because there's something wrong with you.
  • tracystapestracystapes Posts: 3,309
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    Ahh it's okay! (I think).

    I just rang customer services and some scottish woman answered and told me it hadn't gone to the wrong address but the driver is running late. She was quite nice actually. She said she's going to refund me something (the delivery charge I presume not the full order total?!)

    Anyway, sitting here waiting now. Hope you're all okay :)
  • Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    A new Tesco thread? :eek::eek:

    I only looked on DS to see if there was an update on the Radio Times situation!
  • RorschachRorschach Posts: 10,818
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    Umm, delivery slightly delayed isn't as good a tale as earlier installments.

    I expect there must be more to come.

    I reckon when it arrives there will be either bite marks in some of the goods or they will have taken something hard to prove, such as one slice of bread in every three or skimmed ten per cent out of each jar of sauce.

    Or perhaps they will have added a poo in an envelope to the delivery.

    Oh hold on I think I'm mixing up FMs...
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    Rorschach wrote: »
    Umm, delivery slightly delayed isn't as good a tale as earlier installments.

    I expect there must be more to come.

    I reckon when it arrives there will be either bite marks in some of the goods or they will have taken something hard to prove, such as one slice of bread in every three or skimmed ten per cent out of each jar of sauce.

    Or perhaps they will have added a poo in an envelope to the delivery.

    Oh hold on I think I'm mixing up FMs...

    Or bite marks in the delivery driver if Tracy's fears get the better of her.
  • miss_minervoismiss_minervois Posts: 2,808
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    What a load of plop.
  • myssmyss Posts: 16,494
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    What a load of plop.
    My thoughts too.
  • Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    I just rang customer services and some scottish woman answered and told me it hadn't gone to the wrong address but the driver is running late. She was quite nice actually. She said she's going to refund me something (the delivery charge I presume not the full order total?!)

    Oh, but the full order, of course. You think they'd actually make you pay for something that's even slightly late-I mean, what if the goods were marked 'Best before half-past one today'....?
  • starman700starman700 Posts: 3,113
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    your delivery is 20 mins late and you were literally freaking out?

    WUM much?
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    starman700 wrote: »
    your delivery is 20 mins late and you were literally freaking out?

    WUM much?[/QUOTE]

    No... Really ? :p
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    starman700 wrote: »
    your delivery is 20 mins late and you were literally freaking out?

    WUM much?

    Tesco delivery anxiety disorder can be very serious.
  • starman700starman700 Posts: 3,113
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    i gave her the benefit of the doubt before but this is one thread too much ;)
  • Rab64Rab64 Posts: 1,296
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    OP It is about time that you grew up. You are neither clever or funny
  • davordavor Posts: 6,874
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    "Come to Tesco, your horses are already here" :D
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