tracystapes's tale of Tesco woes (merged)

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  • TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    Takae - you seem to labouring under the misapprehension that any of Tracy's tales are true and thought you'd throw in one of your own. Please edit your post and add several embellishments, a couple of outright lies and throw in a whimsical fantasy about a jar of half-eaten horse radish.

    My tesco order came with a pink-and-purple dragon that sings 'I Want to Be Adored'.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 301
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    We really need to set up the OP on a date with Petertard, I think they will be a match made in DS heaven

    I was just thinking that they could be one and the same person?
  • harry hamsterharry hamster Posts: 1,809
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    Some idiot suggested yesterday that Tracey start another Tesco delivery thread.


    Blatant trolling.
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    We really need to set up the OP on a date with Petertard, I think they will be a match made in DS heaven

    I don't think Petertard's ma would approve of Tracy.
  • Richard46Richard46 Posts: 59,830
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    I guess it's like one of those jokes you find that everyone likes when you first tell it, but if you then tell it again a few weeks later, it has none of the impact ..

    At least Bob adds a bit of variety every time he posts how sh*t life is and how much he hates his sister and will be single forever :)

    With the right timing repetition can feature in the greatest comedy. Personally I always found Bob's appeal was his relentless, indeed almost heroic, lack of variety.

    Mind I hate variety.
  • TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    Takae wrote: »
    My tesco order came with a pink-and-purple dragon that sings 'I Want to Be Adored'.

    That's the spirit. :D
  • tracystapestracystapes Posts: 3,309
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    When it arrived all was fine, though I swear I have some things from another person's order :confused: All was okay bar the lateness which I was refunded for so it was all okay in the end :)
  • tracystapestracystapes Posts: 3,309
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    Hold on, I've just seen the title of this thread has changed. :confused: why :confused:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,219
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    Are you house bound?

    Is it like meals on wheels for you. :cry:
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Knowing your luck tracy you'll get the christmas edition.
  • tracystapestracystapes Posts: 3,309
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    Just read some pretty nasty comments on here directed at me, one saying I'm lying about having tesco delivery. What the hell? I was genuielly concerned when it reached 13.30pm and still hadn't arrived, and got even more freaked out when I saw the status of the order was "delivered". So I just asked for people's advice that's all. Sorry.
  • allaboardallaboard Posts: 1,940
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    When it arrived all was fine, though I swear I have some things from another person's order :confused: All was okay bar the lateness which I was refunded for so it was all okay in the end :)

    Thank God for that, I have barely moved from the computer waiting for this update, pans have boiled over, phone has gone unanswered, I think the kids are probably getting a little cold stood outside the school gates waiting for me for the last hour. As long as all is well I can get on with my life again.:)
    Best pick the kids up and put the cooker fire out now,
  • Cellar_DoorCellar_Door Posts: 2,275
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    Takae wrote: »
    My tesco order came with a pink-and-purple dragon that sings 'I Want to Be Adored'.

    The Stone Roses? That's weird.
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Hold on, I've just seen the title of this thread has changed. :confused: why :confused:

    To keep all the weird, repetitive thoughts from cluttering up the forum.
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    When it arrived all was fine, though I swear I have some things from another person's order :confused: All was okay bar the lateness which I was refunded for so it was all okay in the end :)

    But what about the radio times? :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,219
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    The worst thing about home deliveries even Waitrose ones,
    is that you always get the "runty produce".
    The nearly out of date stuff and well fondled bread and prodded fruit.
    Yuk. Sloppy home delivered seconds.
  • tracystapestracystapes Posts: 3,309
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    But what about the radio times? :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    It came and was the latest one! :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,759
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    I have never ordered from Tesco online, or even Iceland to be fair.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,366
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    do you work Tracy?
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    It came and was the latest one! :)

    Thank God for that...I thought I would pass out from anxiety.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,182
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    LOL @ the thread title change. Kudos to the mods of DS. Kudos.
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    do you work Tracy?

    In between Tesco deliveries she's a well-respected University lecturer.
  • TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    The Stone Roses? That's weird.

    I know, right. It should be 'I Wanna Be Adored', but the dragon insists on 'I Want to Be Adored'. Weird.
  • LastlaughLastlaugh Posts: 3,422
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    sootysoo wrote: »
    LOL @ the thread title change. Kudos to the mods of DS. Kudos.

    Did the mods actually change it to that?! Haha. Brilliant. :D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,366
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    In between Tesco deliveries she's a well-respected University lecturer.

    Thank you. :)
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