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Have tried very hard to avoid the obvious ("Who IS she?" "You'd better know yourself") stuff that has been posted a million times. These are a few of my favourite things, as Julie Andrews sang:
Derek (pointing, apparently, at nothing at all): "Ooh look, there's a funny monkey. Can you see it?"
Derek: "There's beauty in your eyes, Science."
Derek: (on being asked about his masturbation habits): "Lord no. I deplore manual labour, it's ghastly."
Nadia: "I'm fuming! I'm fumigating!"
Kemal: (re. Saskia): "It's time to separate the wheat from the...chav..."
Dan: "I saw myself on the big screen and thought, 'God, I look awful!' Then I realized it was Davina McCall."
Dan (to Nadia): "Where did you get that? Bon Marche?"
Nadia: "What are you talking about darling, I wear LeCroix."
Dan: "You mean Le Creuset..."
Emma: "When you delete a number from your phone, where does it go?"
Science: "In medieval times I would have been called Sir Hump-a-lot."
Science, re. Anthony: "I can actually hear the wind blow through his hollow head."
Jon: "I just finished King Lear. They're all dead."
Craig BB6: "I've got nothing left to give the public."
Craig: "I hate sausages, they're such bitches."
Craig, to Anthony: "How dare you say I want to win just because I want to win?"
Craig: "I aren't the type to bitch behind peoples' backs like Sam does."
Gerry: "I believe in an eye for a tooth..."
Carole: "I am as sharp as a button..."
Carole: "Don't eat with your mouths full..."
Jayne (hurling herself from a bench into Glyn's arms): "Catch me!" [instant flattening of Glyn]
Shanessa: "Ooh, I would love to be Jewish. They wear such lovely clothes."
BB6 Lesley: "When guys don't think I'm gorgeous I know they must be gay. "
Derek (pointing, apparently, at nothing at all): "Ooh look, there's a funny monkey. Can you see it?"
Derek: "There's beauty in your eyes, Science."
Derek: (on being asked about his masturbation habits): "Lord no. I deplore manual labour, it's ghastly."
Nadia: "I'm fuming! I'm fumigating!"
Kemal: (re. Saskia): "It's time to separate the wheat from the...chav..."
Dan: "I saw myself on the big screen and thought, 'God, I look awful!' Then I realized it was Davina McCall."
Dan (to Nadia): "Where did you get that? Bon Marche?"
Nadia: "What are you talking about darling, I wear LeCroix."
Dan: "You mean Le Creuset..."
Emma: "When you delete a number from your phone, where does it go?"
Science: "In medieval times I would have been called Sir Hump-a-lot."
Science, re. Anthony: "I can actually hear the wind blow through his hollow head."
Jon: "I just finished King Lear. They're all dead."
Craig BB6: "I've got nothing left to give the public."
Craig: "I hate sausages, they're such bitches."
Craig, to Anthony: "How dare you say I want to win just because I want to win?"
Craig: "I aren't the type to bitch behind peoples' backs like Sam does."
Gerry: "I believe in an eye for a tooth..."
Carole: "I am as sharp as a button..."
Carole: "Don't eat with your mouths full..."
Jayne (hurling herself from a bench into Glyn's arms): "Catch me!" [instant flattening of Glyn]
Shanessa: "Ooh, I would love to be Jewish. They wear such lovely clothes."
BB6 Lesley: "When guys don't think I'm gorgeous I know they must be gay. "
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Who actually took it?
Shauny and Laura winding brian up about having no electricity in Wales
Also Laura's screeching "He's put Myfanwy [her doll] in his pants!" and the Live Update Thread solemnly recording it as "He's put my fanny in his pants!"
Craig: A fox looks like a little puppy
Derek: There's more mince in that walk than there is in the fridge!
BB: What do you think cous-cous is?
Amanda: Cheese
Nikki: The typewriter's broken
BB: What seems to be the problem?
Nikki: It's only printing little flowers
Brian BB8: Carole's in there cutting up heart like she's Jack the Ripper's mother!
Not sure if it made the highlights, but I couldn't stop laughing at the time.
Brian took the sausage :rolleyes:. Brian suggested Bubble give Helen one of his, for some reason he complied :rolleyes:. Helen then clouted Bubble around the head for stealing her sausage :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:. It's amazing how, with a little bit of charm, you can get away with anything isn't it? lol
there was the one about not having tictacs and the other about wondering if chick peas came from chickens
And who can forget Tim with his furtive looks from under his duvet where he was shaving his (ginger-haired) chest.
CLASSIC!!
Anthony: Sandy from Dogtanian?
box1: You shut up
box2: no you shut up
box1: no you shut up
Italianbox: why don't you all shut up
or wtte......
bb8 Lesley
and all the hms in bb6 trying to get Bonnie's name right..... lol
bonah
bonneh
etc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur6Gd6qlec
Dan trying to get Jason to just admit he's a ginger.
That was soooooooo funny
BB: "Do you mean 'evicted' out of the house, Glyn?"
Glyn: "What did I say? I said "ejaculated", didn't I? What does that mean?"
(the bit that got me laughing)
BB: "Big Brother would suggest you ask your fellow housemates what "ejaculate" means?"
Later, cue much laughter from Pete, Aislyene and Richard as Glyn asks what the word means...
This quote is GOLD!
"Are you OK?"
Ziggy then replied: "No, I'm straight".
Well it made me laugh
That made me ROFL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67hoexxnTTk
LOL Oh I loved Dan
The BB6 House - It was haunted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg16fv_PtYQ
Science - Used to have a vagina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLeEiGkasUc&feature=related
This Space - It belongs to us all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfVBJqqqiYw&feature=related
The Eluim - There was an uprising
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEKZFVGZcYM
Craig - WTF is he doing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l0si2_KQE&feature=related
What a meanie Derek could be. "I am not joking. Jokes are not my syoot."
I'm not a Chanelle fan, but ti did make me laugh when she said "It's not my fault I have a natural cuuuurl to me heeeeer"
Also when Charley was discussing how she was going to be perceived, and said she might be called a "wannabe ****" and Laura said "wannabee?"
I also loved it in BB5 with Dan's "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" comment to Nadia when she wanted to be the bride for the wedding task.
Dan really did come out with some gold!