Suggestions for Katie's new job

araucaria · 13-06-2007, 12:59

Now Katie has been fired by the Met Office what jobs do you think would suit her special skills?

I thought that she could be Putin's chief hatchet woman - a bit like Bond villainess Rosa Klebb - but I know you can do better.

jericho_mpm2005 · 13-06-2007, 13:16

Kentucky Fried chicken would give her a job.

no hold on theres enough bird flu as it is.

chocofemme · 13-06-2007, 14:08

Well married men seem to like her and she is now well know for not letting their status bother her. So I was thinking that she could start a honey trap agency for cheating husbands? Let's face it she has proven track record so the wives that hire her know that they won't be wasting their money.

Or maybe she could get a job as dracula's assistant. I don't know why but I think she would be quite good at being menace to society by night and looking completely innocent by day?

See, loads of job prospects. She needn't worry.

wibblebob · 13-06-2007, 14:41

I think she may struggle, no male manager will employ her unless he is single for fear of reprisals from his other half.

No female will employ her because of her bitchy nature to all the other females on the show.

So she could be a lighthouse keeper,

gregrichards · 13-06-2007, 14:54

Well she could get a job pumping toilet waste out of aircraft for BA. This would utilise her pumping skills and allow her to work for her favourite airline.

Martin Kong · 13-06-2007, 15:13

I wonder if Graham Mack for TFM will be reading this and think 'Hey I could use this for my Top 5 mission impossible list. New jobs for Katie!'

Anyway back to top whatever number it is of new jobs for Katie list.

A baddie character on the WWE!

Marmite Baby · 13-06-2007, 15:29

Jade Goody's pa.

jericho_mpm2005 · 13-06-2007, 15:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Kong

A baddie character on the WWE!

She can apply right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLSqpWP21NM&NR=1 LOL.

OFC · 13-06-2007, 15:59

I think Katie has Royal potential so she could work for Princess Anne as her stunt double, or possibly as Zara Philips new horse.

vidalia · 13-06-2007, 16:04

There are lots of suitable places for Katie to work e.g.
- Marketing Authorisations Veterinary Information Service (MAVIS),
- Mavis Craft of Bushey Herts for all your knitting needs (honestly - www.mavis-crafts.com)
- Mobility Advice and Vehicle Information Service
- Molecular Animation and VIsualization System
- Multimedia Achitectures for Video, Image and Sound

Or if she fancies a quiet academic life she can get at job at the Institute for Northern Studies at Leeds University.

DBC · 13-06-2007, 16:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevheth

There are lots of suitable places for Katie to work e.g.
- Marketing Authorisations Veterinary Information Service (MAVIS),
- Mavis Craft of Bushey Herts for all your knitting needs (honestly - www.mavis-crafts.com)
- Mobility Advice and Vehicle Information Service
- Molecular Animation and VIsualization System
- Multimedia Achitectures for Video, Image and Sound

Or if she fancies a quiet academic life she can get at job at the Institute for Northern Studies at Leeds University.

And she can live in the village of Mavis Enderby, in Lincolnshre.
http://www.stilwell.co.uk/show_town.asp?Q=hc%7CL4212719

Stingray4real · 13-06-2007, 17:09

She could be doing panto playing The Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella or the Evil Queen in Snow White And the Seven Dwarves.No acting skills required for these role.

Stingray4real · 13-06-2007, 17:13

She could play a small part in a film remake of Jackie Collins 'The World Is Full Of Married Men'

Cavegirl · 13-06-2007, 17:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stingray4real

She could be doing panto playing The Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella or the Evil Queen in Snow White And the Seven Dwarves.No acting skills required for these role.

Cruella de Ville - dalmation puppy fur would look fab combined with white suit and blue eyeshadow....

vidalia · 13-06-2007, 17:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stingray4real

She could play a small part in a film remake of Jackie Collins 'The World Is Full Of Married Men'

She could be in the entire Jackie Collins back catalogue including Deadly Embrace, Lethal Seductions, Power, Obsession, Revenge, Sinners, the Love Killers, Lovers and Gamblers, The Bitch, Dangerous Kiss and ending with Lady Boss.

KingCanute · 13-06-2007, 18:34

As a Spitting Image puppet. With her rubbery features she would fit in nicely.

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jericho_mpm2005 Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East london Essex Services: Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--View BT Internet Posts: 685	Kentucky Fried chicken would give her a job. no hold on theres enough bird flu as it is.

13-06-2007, 14:08	#3
chocofemme Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 112	Well married men seem to like her and she is now well know for not letting their status bother her. So I was thinking that she could start a honey trap agency for cheating husbands? Let's face it she has proven track record so the wives that hire her know that they won't be wasting their money. Or maybe she could get a job as dracula's assistant. I don't know why but I think she would be quite good at being menace to society by night and looking completely innocent by day? See, loads of job prospects. She needn't worry.

13-06-2007, 14:41	#4
wibblebob Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Deep South Services: Sky Posts: 1,852	I think she may struggle, no male manager will employ her unless he is single for fear of reprisals from his other half. No female will employ her because of her bitchy nature to all the other females on the show. So she could be a lighthouse keeper,

13-06-2007, 14:54	#5
gregrichards Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,331	Well she could get a job pumping toilet waste out of aircraft for BA. This would utilise her pumping skills and allow her to work for her favourite airline.

13-06-2007, 15:13	#6
Martin Kong Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Coventry. UK. Services: Sky Digital, Sky Broadband (yes someone had to take up their service) Posts: 1,873	I wonder if Graham Mack for TFM will be reading this and think 'Hey I could use this for my Top 5 mission impossible list. New jobs for Katie!' Anyway back to top whatever number it is of new jobs for Katie list. A baddie character on the WWE!

13-06-2007, 15:29	#7
Marmite Baby Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northampton, UK Posts: 2,987	Jade Goody's pa.

13-06-2007, 15:59	#9
OFC Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 10	I think Katie has Royal potential so she could work for Princess Anne as her stunt double, or possibly as Zara Philips new horse.

13-06-2007, 16:04	#10
vidalia Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: London Posts: 23,793	There are lots of suitable places for Katie to work e.g. - Marketing Authorisations Veterinary Information Service (MAVIS), - Mavis Craft of Bushey Herts for all your knitting needs (honestly - www.mavis-crafts.com) - Mobility Advice and Vehicle Information Service - Molecular Animation and VIsualization System - Multimedia Achitectures for Video, Image and Sound Or if she fancies a quiet academic life she can get at job at the Institute for Northern Studies at Leeds University.

13-06-2007, 17:09	#12
Stingray4real Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 38	She could be doing panto playing The Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella or the Evil Queen in Snow White And the Seven Dwarves.No acting skills required for these role.

13-06-2007, 17:13	#13
Stingray4real Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 38	She could play a small part in a film remake of Jackie Collins 'The World Is Full Of Married Men'

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KingCanute Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the beach Services: Sky Digital Broadband Posts: 1,479	As a Spitting Image puppet. With her rubbery features she would fit in nicely.

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