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Old 08-03-2010, 01:16
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PS - You are all gentlemen aren't you???
If you want me to be...
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:26
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You can lend my thing if you want...
Only if it's a red Henry, with a nice clean bag in him
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:27
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Only if it's a red Henry, with a nice clean bag in him
thank you
Well it has a bag.....PMSL....
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Old 08-03-2010, 02:03
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Pull the udder one.
It's true but there are some terrible side effects.

Possibly NSFW
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Old 08-03-2010, 02:35
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There is alot of dirty minded people in our world today

Surely they have a hoover at home, why not use that
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:00
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They're often used on women in bdsm scenes.

Ahem, so I've heard.

Upstairs or downstairs?

EDIT: I just image Googled. I feel so dirty! And a bit worried after reading about ad wear on another thread. Lol. (Oh yeah, there was a gay site with a man and the milking machine, or what looked like it. Plus all those willies, yuk! :P XD )
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:53
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I was just going to make a cup of coffee, I have now decided to have it black , cant think why but I have really gone off the idea of putting milk in it.
Yours is the funniest post.
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:04
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Yours is the funniest post.
Oh I dunno, I think they're all equally amusing
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:07
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I wonder if any of the men who have done this have lost that part of their anatomy. Now that would certainly be amusing.
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:36
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What if, like motorway maintenance sometimes does, your overnight session runs over? The farmer's going to be mightily cheesed off when he comes into the shed first thing in the morning!
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:02
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I wonder if any of the men who have done this have lost that part of their anatomy. Now that would certainly be amusing.
Better still, caught some obscure cow disease - on their gentleman parts. Explain that away at A & E.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:10
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The question of Semi and skimmed cums to mind, my speel chucker hase brokend, sorry.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:12
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I am a girl and it makes me wince
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:18
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I knew there was a reason why I ask the OH to dress up as a West Country parlour wench, sit on a 3 legged stool and relieve me!
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:22
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I am a girl and it makes me wince
Stop using it then!
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:26
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Stop using it then!


Cheeky!!
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