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The Whoonie Inn (Part 18 - Spoiler Free Zone)
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davrosdodebird wrote: »:eek: You mean your eyes don't look all pointy like that?
I thought everybody looked that way! :eek:
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LANDLORD AGAIN!!!!
its the dream team!!!!!!!!!!!
ohh mabye you're right
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Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze is cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
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We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day,
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On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar
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From this part onwards, there will be two new members of the android staff, The Masterdroid and Ranidroid, (who should liven things up a bit )
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Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
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KEEP CALM
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AND TRUST
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RUSSELL T DAVIES*
(Only kidding, I mean The Moff really *devilish smile*)
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Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
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There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
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We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
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Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged.
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We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
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Bar Menu
Al's Invigorator
Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk)
Alzarian lager
Arcturan Mega whiskey,
Banana Dark Knight Daiquiri
Bannacavalata Balaclava Ginsling
Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue)
Captain Jack Daniels,
Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser)
Chang's Chinese Cocktail
Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request)
Dalek Dipper
Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM))
Dazros specials,
De-confuser
Deleware Brew (The American Way)
Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew)
Doppleganger Headbanger
Double Entendre – favourite drink of the Innuendo Squad
Draconian Whiskey
Friday Fizz
Gallifreyan Ale
Gallifreyan Gin & Time Tonic
Giant Rat Rum
Giddy Aunt – for the gobsmacked
Greel Gin
Jagomeister
Janis Thorn Triple Terminator
Lach’s Bauble
Litefoot's Lethal Brew
Louise Jameson,
Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients)
Ol Janx spirit,
Optimus Ginge
Pain Colada
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Peri Punch
Pertwee bitter,
Potassiummy (only one per customer)
Purple Nurples
Retcon Rum
River Quiver
Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks)
Sarah Jane Surprise
Scorpion Venom Surprise
Shutekh Salute
Silent Rum
Silurian Special (An earthy flavour)
Skaroade,
Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby
Sonic Schnapps
Sontaran Surprise
Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords)
Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth)
Talons Tequila
Tardis Tequila
Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris)
Temporal Tippler
Tennants?
The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator)
The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows)
The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread)
The Tumpy
Time Accelerator (Tardis Tipple with a drop of Axon Paralyser) *CoalHillJanitor*
Time Travel Tia Maria
Verity Leigh
watson special gargle blaster
Welly Wallbanger Blowout
Weng-Chiang's Wicked Ale
Western Spiral Galaxy Rum,
Who Whiskey
Zombie Apocalypse
Oh, and add the Verity Leigh.
Surely Andy can't contribute to landlord duties?
The dream team is back. Period.
Spoilsport, Hammy
Shifty
>.>
<.<
Surprised
o.O
Very surprised or high
@_@
Ouch
>_<
Crying
+_+
Asleep
- _ - or ~_~
Can't think of any others at the moment
BroLas, they're just the eyes and a tiny mouth.:)
CHJ, just so you know, none of them are meant to be breasts
Ahhh gotcha, I can see them now. Think i'l stick with the tried and trusted :cool:
So, Lassar, Do I have your word that the Inn will retain its groove whilst I am away?
As you know, recently my record of internet access has been frustratingly infrequent :mad:
well I must admit that during our last leadership you were slightly infrequesnt also, I managed alright.
so are you off somewhere or is it just dodgy internet?
I have yet to find the money to fix my laptop, which is suffering from amnesia
The Mods are in joint charge ,this should be fun,lol
the rule is the last post and first post,and like it or not Andy is senior landlord
*runs downstairs*
Phew! It's there
Good! I didn't fancy hauling that sand somewhere else.
I should have been sectioned years ago,lol
Anyone for another game of Guess WHO?!
Who's Who?!
I've Got Class
- Ace
- Idris/The TARDIS
- Madame Kovarian
CoalHillJanitor
- Larry Nightingale
- Second Elder