When i was in a club in my younger days i was peeing at the urinal, looking down concentrating on getting the cigarette butt to the end of the trough, then i looked up and there was a women stood at the side of me watching me. It was very discombobulating.
I'd love to be a bloke when it comes to using public toilets. I hate all the hassle of queueing for a cubical, going in, hoping there is toilet paper there, wiping the drops of other people's urine off the seat :eek:, hoping the door will actually lock and you won't have someone try to open it half way through you weeing, having to pass toilet paper under the cubicals to friends etc. It's such a hassle compared to getting you todger out and weeing in a urinal. I wouldn't care if random guys looked at my willy either, I wee in front of my friends sometimes in nightclub toilets and festivals sometimes and use communal changing rooms at the gym so I'm not really bothered if people of the same sex want to perve on me
1) Splashback dislike
2) Some are too high - or too high for your willy length
3) Awkward trousers (eg no zips)
4) Need to wipe afterwards - eg enlarged uretha - quite common
5) Want to wipe bum due to farting and recently having runs
6) Shyness
7) Don't want to terrify other users with enormous willy
8) Owner of small willy
I don't like using urinals and try to avoid them as much as I can.
Last year I went to a football match, and desperately needed a wee, so along I went to the toilets (which were very small, and had very little room to move about)
Anyway I tried and tried to urinate, but just couldn't, mostly because there were loads waiting to go behind me, and also because the toilets were so cramped, so I gave up and held it for the rest of the game
I've never had problems urinating apart from at that ground, where the toilets were unbelievable small and cramped.
It was Kettering Towns old ground, rockingham road (or rockinghorse road as I like to call it)
i wont use a urinal if they are ''busy'', this is simply because i cant wee under pressure! if theres too many people around, no matter how much i need to go, the wee wont come out. its really annoying actually :mad:
otherwise im fine with urinals and couldnt give a hoot who see's my willy. got nothing to hide :cool:
though im guessing usually guys who run for the cubicle have a small willy. its the same in gym changing rooms when you get those guys who clamber about falling over themselves with a towel just to hide there crown jewels, its widely believed these types of guys have cocktail sausages.
also in some public toilets there is the issue with guys 'cruising', i have been flashed at on many occasions by 'cruisers'. :eek:
I don't use public urinals because my willy is so long it usually touches the urinal cake which is very uncomfortable. I do use urinals when I need a shit though as I hate the idea of sharing a toilet seat with the buttocks of strangers.
I like to stand with my back to the urinal and try to 'throw a golden rope' over my shoulder into it. It never works and I'm always covered in piss - it's brilliant.
I like to stand with my back to the urinal and try to 'throw a golden rope' over my shoulder into it. It never works and I'm always covered in piss - it's brilliant.
why not stand behind someone and attempt the same trick over their shoulder? that way you get to perfect your aim... you're making excellent use of an often limited resource and you don't have to walk around smelling of piss all day. If you need the smell them just dab a little bhind your ears.
I agree, if you are in a pub or club and they have the "trough" like urinal, then I will use a cubical, as I don't want to be splashed by some one else's p**s. There is a certain breed of white trainer, shell suit wearing cave man who thinks they are marking their territory. The same kind of bloke who picks their noses and wipes it on toilet doors and walls.
They don't make women squat in front of each other to take a piss, I don't see why it should be any different for men if they don't choose to.
^^THIS^^
I remember, some time ago, that female visitors to a theatre (I think) were complaining that the women's toilets were "sexist", as not as many could fit in at one time, unlike the mens. They demanded more cubicles in the ladies.
Surely, in the interest of "equality", they should have designed a large hole for the girls to all squat around at the same time? :cool::D:confused:
Or, as would be my prefered (and more practical) solution, just do away with urinals altogether, and both sexes get to have cosy, private cubicles.
I tend to not use urinals because my 'coke', as I call it, is very sensitive. Therefore I have to use a water closet in case it decides to have 'giant coke syndrome'. I have the same trouble driving my car, the bumps in the road and the vibrations easily start it off.
why not stand behind someone and attempt the same trick over their shoulder? that way you get to perfect your aim... you're making excellent use of an often limited resource and you don't have to walk around smelling of piss all day. If you need the smell them just dab a little bhind your ears.
Have you ever noticed this phenomenon, men who go into a public toilet with unoccupied urinals galore yet prefer to unleash their bladder in a cubicle?
I think this behaviour is both selfish and detrimental. They are blocking those who really need to use the toilets, and others will suspect they have something embarrassing to hide. So whenever a guy runs into a cubicle just for a pee, I give him a look of disdain and pity :sleep:
What's your take on this?
I don't really care.
Also, how do you know he's just gone for a pee ? Do you hang around waiting for him to come out & then give him a look of disdain and pity, or what ? I don't get how you could possibly know otherwise. Unless the cubicle door is clear glass :eek:
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When i was in a club in my younger days i was peeing at the urinal, looking down concentrating on getting the cigarette butt to the end of the trough, then i looked up and there was a women stood at the side of me watching me. It was very discombobulating.
1) Splashback dislike
2) Some are too high - or too high for your willy length
3) Awkward trousers (eg no zips)
4) Need to wipe afterwards - eg enlarged uretha - quite common
5) Want to wipe bum due to farting and recently having runs
6) Shyness
7) Don't want to terrify other users with enormous willy
8) Owner of small willy
There are 8 to go on with!
Last year I went to a football match, and desperately needed a wee, so along I went to the toilets (which were very small, and had very little room to move about)
Anyway I tried and tried to urinate, but just couldn't, mostly because there were loads waiting to go behind me, and also because the toilets were so cramped, so I gave up and held it for the rest of the game
I've never had problems urinating apart from at that ground, where the toilets were unbelievable small and cramped.
It was Kettering Towns old ground, rockingham road (or rockinghorse road as I like to call it)
otherwise im fine with urinals and couldnt give a hoot who see's my willy. got nothing to hide :cool:
though im guessing usually guys who run for the cubicle have a small willy. its the same in gym changing rooms when you get those guys who clamber about falling over themselves with a towel just to hide there crown jewels, its widely believed these types of guys have cocktail sausages.
also in some public toilets there is the issue with guys 'cruising', i have been flashed at on many occasions by 'cruisers'.
I don't get why some people have a problem with people who don't want to piss infront of other people.
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I agree, if you are in a pub or club and they have the "trough" like urinal, then I will use a cubical, as I don't want to be splashed by some one else's p**s. There is a certain breed of white trainer, shell suit wearing cave man who thinks they are marking their territory. The same kind of bloke who picks their noses and wipes it on toilet doors and walls.
^^THIS^^
I remember, some time ago, that female visitors to a theatre (I think) were complaining that the women's toilets were "sexist", as not as many could fit in at one time, unlike the mens. They demanded more cubicles in the ladies.
Surely, in the interest of "equality", they should have designed a large hole for the girls to all squat around at the same time?
Or, as would be my prefered (and more practical) solution, just do away with urinals altogether, and both sexes get to have cosy, private cubicles.
I shall follow your advice immediately, sir!
Broken hearted
Came to pooh
And only farted"
How disgusting... :eek:
and yet, oddly arousing...
...but mostly disgusting... :eek:
I don't really care.
Also, how do you know he's just gone for a pee ? Do you hang around waiting for him to come out & then give him a look of disdain and pity, or what ? I don't get how you could possibly know otherwise. Unless the cubicle door is clear glass :eek: