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Old 11-05-2012, 20:06   #326
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Hi Coalhill. Something strong and sweet would be lovely.
Sonic Lipstick with extra jelly babies then.
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Old 11-05-2012, 20:08   #327
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Old 11-05-2012, 20:08   #328
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The word I'm looking for is something between Morok and Xeron.
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Old 11-05-2012, 20:12   #329
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The word I'm looking for is something between Morok and Xeron.
Xerox is the first word that came to mind from that? WTF has a photocopier company got to do with it?
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Old 11-05-2012, 21:04   #330
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Hi Coalhill. Something strong and sweet would be lovely.
I'm all yours! mwah.
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Old 11-05-2012, 22:38   #331
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Sonic Lipstick with extra jelly babies then.
That sounds perfect!

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I'm all yours! mwah.
And that sounds even more perfect!
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Old 13-05-2012, 19:02   #332
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An empty inn. All this booze just for ME!
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Old 13-05-2012, 20:59   #333
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Hic!! ** thud **
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Old 13-05-2012, 21:17   #334
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Hic!! ** thud **
*programmes autoserve not to make Percy any more Alzarian Lager shandy*

*transmats Percy to guest room 3 to sleep it off*

Evening Kiddiwinks, how have your weekends been?
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Old 13-05-2012, 21:59   #335
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Sunny with a heavy whiff of rotting cabbage.
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Old 13-05-2012, 22:14   #336
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Sunny with a heavy whiff of rotting cabbage.
That sounds like one hell of a party!
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Old 13-05-2012, 22:32   #337
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I must admit it's the first time Environmental Health have come banging on the door to bring things to a close. We had that Greenpeace lot round earlier convinced we were illegally dumping noxious waste. When we showed them we were actually home fermenting vegan food they soon changed their tune, invited themselves in and did some crystal healing. (good job they didn't see Mrs Nebo clubbing those seals round the back. )

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I must admit it's the first time Environmental Health have come banging on the door to bring things to a close. We had that Greenpeace lot round earlier convinced we were illegally dumping noxious waste. When we showed them we were actually home fermenting vegan food they soon changed their tune, invited themselves in and did some crystal healing. (good job they didn't see Mrs Nebo clubbing those seals round the back. )

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Did they find your secret stash of deep fried bacon balls?

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Old 14-05-2012, 09:50   #339
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Morning all

Aching today. if i didnt hate human contact so much i'd ask for a massage.

*hopes one of the beds upstairs has "magic fingers"
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Old 14-05-2012, 09:56   #340
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Morning all

Aching today. if i didnt hate human contact so much i'd ask for a massage.

*hopes one of the beds upstairs has "magic fingers"
ooooo I like the sound of those!

*borrows Tardis, travels back 4 weeks, orders beds for all guest rooms on 14 day delivery, travels back to present day*

take your pick
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:02   #341
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ooooo I like the sound of those!

*borrows Tardis, travels back 4 weeks, orders beds for all guest rooms on 14 day delivery, travels back to present day*

take your pick
Woohoo!

I may be some time

*disappears upstairs
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:16   #342
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Woohoo!

I may be some time

*disappears upstairs
See you later

*transmats huge piece of pie upstairs for Dgem while she's relaxing*
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:25   #343
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See you later

*transmats huge piece of pie upstairs for Dgem while she's relaxing*
wow you'd make the perfect wife
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:33   #344
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Looks like I'm needed for my part time job.

*unzips secret compartment entrance in side of Magic Fingers mattress, squeezes inside and starts to operate it.*
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Looks like I'm needed for my part time job.

*unzips secret compartment in entrance in side of Magic Fingers mattress, squeezes inside and starts to operate it.*
LMFAO
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:34   #346
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wow you'd make the perfect wife
Urgh, feel like I need a bath!
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:35   #347
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They're not as Magic as people think, you know.
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Old 14-05-2012, 10:36   #348
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Urgh, feel like I need a bath!
hehehe

Seriously though, you need to teach R how to leave me alone and bring me pie
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They're not as Magic as people think, you know.
I see what you mean

Handy, though
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Urgh, feel like I need a bath!
Need someone to scrub your back?

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