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Old 05-06-2012, 15:22
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Well looking at the list of HM's I think spotting the next Fake will be like shooting Fish in a barrel by the sounds of it.
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Old 05-06-2012, 15:25
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Depends how long the peaches have been sitting in the bowl. After a few weeks I'm sure the resemblance is closer, though she would have been better to go for the cottage cheese comparison.

If she did offer Luke a feel then it was surely more as a threat
Tree my friend you are being uncharacteristically flattering.

After seeing them "papped" pics I would have gone for the Danish Blue
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Old 05-06-2012, 15:44
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Tree my friend you are being uncharacteristically flattering.

After seeing them "papped" pics I would have gone for the Danish Blue


Now hang on a second ... where did I put that Gorgonzola ... ?
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Old 05-06-2012, 16:12
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Now hang on a second ... where did I put that Gorgonzola ... ?
Its sitting on a beach wearing a cute pink bikini
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Old 05-06-2012, 16:33
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Its sitting on a beach wearing a cute pink bikini
Allegedly ..
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Old 05-06-2012, 17:18
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Now hang on a second ... where did I put that Gorgonzola ... ?
Its sitting on a beach wearing a cute pink bikini
You guys

So a new BB tonight...we all looking forward to it?
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Old 05-06-2012, 17:41
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You guys

So a new BB tonight...we all looking forward to it?
I know I am
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Old 05-06-2012, 18:29
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You guys

So a new BB tonight...we all looking forward to it?
Yep folks, looking forward to debate on here, its always good fun!
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Old 05-06-2012, 18:31
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Yep folks, looking forward to debate on here, its always good fun!
Yup me too..fresh meat for the grinder if that doesn't sound too sadistic
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Old 05-06-2012, 19:13
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I will hate them all initially, i always do! until they settle down a bit and sort them selves out, get hungry and start team builiding!
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Old 05-06-2012, 20:28
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I will hate them all initially, i always do! until they settle down a bit and sort them selves out, get hungry and start team builiding!
Yeah first night is always a bit manic but there always one or two that immediately set the warning alarms off...funnily enough with me Josie Gibson was one such housemate. Within about 30 secs I was thinking this woman is going to be a nightmare
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Old 06-06-2012, 00:57
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Yes she set my Fakedar a-spinning within seconds. Good to see that it was in full working order.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:52
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haha, i missed most of that years launch night as i was throwing a strop! most unattractive at my age!
I never used to watch it at all until a couple of weeks in and a few housemates less. I always found it so difficult to work out who everyone was!
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:58
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haha, i missed most of that years launch night as i was throwing a strop! most unattractive at my age!
I never used to watch it at all until a couple of weeks in and a few housemates less. I always found it so difficult to work out who everyone was!
im similar to you...I find the first few days bewildering...cos there are so many faces to get to know...and as they are given so little time on air...its almost impossible to get a picture of what they are really like.......


and in agreement with some others.......no I didnt like Josie at all when I initially saw her.....she was making a remark about how Nathan would make someone like her a good husband cos he could cook so well...... and then i saw her drooling over George Lamb.....and calling herself...Josie Lamb....



I did like John and Mario and Shabby cos they seemed interesting....and I sort of liked Josie after i saw the girl next door side to her...... and the vulnerabe side....getting upset when govan left for instance....
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:08
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Just sent you a text Augusta, hope it gets through!

I felt a bit cross when i realised John was australian, thought it was a liberty! and with his surfer looks , though he was sure to be a ladies man and full of ego! I was very surprised when i saw more of him, have to say!
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:12
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I see Josie tweeted that her time in BB was the best time of her life. Thats rather an odd thing to say. One of the best maybe but THE best??
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:16
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I see Josie tweeted that her time in BB was the best time of her life. Thats rather an odd thing to say. One of the best maybe but THE best??
Yes but Josie always talks about it as a time where you didn't have to pay bills and worry about getting the shopping in so - from that perspective, where all is done for you pretty much - I imagine the idea of not having to all of those things now is a pretty attractive one for her.

For others though, it's a much more complex experience
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Old 06-06-2012, 11:34
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Well in the house she was able to be nasty to everyone without any consequences, dominate, control, bitch, manipulate and still get applauded for it by lots of people, to the extent that she won, proving that her lies and ruthlessness were shown to be very effective. Fish in a barrel.

So yes I can well imagine that this period of ego gluttony was indeed the best period of her entire life. In the real world she has to deal with consequences and those stubborn "other people" will just not do exactly as she wants all the time. How very dare they!

I pity her future children, if she ever has any. They will grow up in a nightmare Josie world.
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Old 06-06-2012, 20:17
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Just sent you a text Augusta, hope it gets through!

I felt a bit cross when i realised John was australian, thought it was a liberty! and with his surfer looks , though he was sure to be a ladies man and full of ego! I was very surprised when i saw more of him, have to say!


I got it ....thank you......


even Johns audition tape gave the above impression......it just shows how easy it is to misinterpret things....!!!
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Old 06-06-2012, 23:42
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I wonder how long it'll be before Josies pack of wild dogs attack Max Rushden on twitter. I'm there was plenty of other reasons for him to look down on you Josie.




DANCING NAKED UNDER THE INFLUENCE........

If I ever think about drinking again, you have permission to shoot me. I was in Glasgow for the Fake Bake, Glitz and Glamour Ball, and was doing really well on the old softies... until Fake Bake's CEO Sandra McClumpha cornered me. She's a bad influence!

One minute I was on the Diet Cokes, the next minute she was lining up sambucas and I was necking them like there was diamonds at the bottom of each glass..

I was there with my mates Polly Parsons, Sian Welby and Hayley Sparks and I also remember dancing naked in our hotel room, I grabbed my arse and shouted ' pound a peach' in the worst mockney accent you have ever heard, dont't ask me why but I can't keep my clothes on when Im drunk with the girls, maybe Im a closet lezza...

My head was banging the next day, I can tell you, but me and the girls have decided to use my drunken antics as insiration and have started writing comedy sketches. We're calling ourselves Here Comes The Girls, and are getting a Pilot Show together, so watch this space.

I had a lovely time with me bitches, but poor Lukey is feeling a bit left out. He's been working hard painting our gaff one room at a time. He'd nearly finished one room last week, when I said I didn't like it and wanted to change it.

He is'nt happy about it but I'll let him fondle me peaches.....



I was at a dinner a while ago with that Max Rushden from Soccar A.M, the man is so rude- he was looking down at me and taking the mickey in front of everyone, he's only interested in woman who are either gorgeous or important. PILLOCK!
I'm a bit confused.
Wasn't last weeks "article" about giving up alcohol?

Excuse me but if she offered up her "peaches" to a room full of women, while dancing naked in a hotel room ... perhaps "maybe" isn't really the correct word.

Is there another way to spin "I can't keep my clothes on when Im drunk with the girls".
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Old 07-06-2012, 01:36
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I particularly enjoyed the "it's not my fault I was drinking" angle. If anything is true, that is. Hard to tell.
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:36
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Its no right that celebs force non-celebs to do things they don't want to do
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Old 07-06-2012, 13:23
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I wonder how long it'll be before Josies pack of wild dogs attack Max Rushden on twitter. I'm there was plenty of other reasons for him to look down on you Josie.




DANCING NAKED UNDER THE INFLUENCE........

If I ever think about drinking again, you have permission to shoot me. I was in Glasgow for the Fake Bake, Glitz and Glamour Ball, and was doing really well on the old softies... until Fake Bake's CEO Sandra McClumpha cornered me. She's a bad influence!

One minute I was on the Diet Cokes, the next minute she was lining up sambucas and I was necking them like there was diamonds at the bottom of each glass..

I was there with my mates Polly Parsons, Sian Welby and Hayley Sparks and I also remember dancing naked in our hotel room, I grabbed my arse and shouted ' pound a peach' in the worst mockney accent you have ever heard, dont't ask me why but I can't keep my clothes on when Im drunk with the girls, maybe Im a closet lezza...

My head was banging the next day, I can tell you, but me and the girls have decided to use my drunken antics as insiration and have started writing comedy sketches. We're calling ourselves Here Comes The Girls, and are getting a Pilot Show together, so watch this space.

I had a lovely time with me bitches, but poor Lukey is feeling a bit left out. He's been working hard painting our gaff one room at a time. He'd nearly finished one room last week, when I said I didn't like it and wanted to change it.

He is'nt happy about it but I'll let him fondle me peaches.....



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BIB to me this sounds a bit like a cry for help........


but now we have permission to actually shoot Josie if we actually see her drinking.......


Josie you can say no....alcohol isnt obligatory.......
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Old 07-06-2012, 13:31
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Hi Augusta!


We are bouncing up and down the pages these days with the new show starting.

Looks quite promising at the minute for me. I I haven't made my mind up about anyone except for detesting the "Water sports woman" - the one who swears every other word. I dont mind the swearing but to talk about people peeing on each other after meeting someone for ten minutes is a tad yucky.

Re Josiejo...........but it wasnt her FAULT dontcha know - someone forced it down her neck!
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Old 07-06-2012, 13:45
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She says they are going to write scripts based on Josie's drunken antics? Well if she has given up the drink..they won't have much to work on...not that I think there is much there in the first place. Not something I would hold my breath for anyway.
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