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Old 17-06-2012, 00:14   #1
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How come cats dont like dancing?

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Old 17-06-2012, 00:17   #2
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What about lolcats?
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Old 17-06-2012, 00:18   #3
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Cats are too cool for that.

It's the dogs that leap around and make fools of themselves.

Cats just smoke in the kitchen and look goooooood.

And do some yowling in the back garden later.
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Old 17-06-2012, 00:44   #4
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Ah, but I bet polecats love pole dancing!
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Old 17-06-2012, 01:00   #5
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You just haven't met the right one yet.
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Old 17-06-2012, 01:09   #6
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maybe your not playing the right music
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Old 17-06-2012, 01:31   #7
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This may seem weird and extreme way of thinking but maybe it's because *drum roll* they are animals. And to make them dance or do other unnatural things is cruel.
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Old 17-06-2012, 01:35   #8
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or maybe

But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don’t feel like dancin’
No sir, no dancin’ today.
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Why’d you pick a tune when I’m not in the mood?
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn, with yo
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Old 17-06-2012, 08:27   #9
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How come cats dont like dancing?

How do you know they don't like dancing ?

Not that you're capable of answering that question, of course
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Old 17-06-2012, 08:49   #10
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I'm pretty sure my cat does a quick shoe shuffle when my back is turned
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Old 17-06-2012, 09:07   #11
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cats dont like dancing as they prefer to loll around on the furniture and snooze, my own cat is currently sunning himelf in the garden - should i be so silly as to ask him to dance I would get the 'talk to the paw' expression.
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Old 17-06-2012, 09:27   #12
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My cats dance! They do conga lines around the livingroom. They also drink margaritas and eat olives tho'.

They might be somewhat unusual.
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Old 17-06-2012, 09:51   #13
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This cat is an excellent dancer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei3nLvuuD4

Freaky as hell though
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Old 17-06-2012, 10:16   #14
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Cat v Dog
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Old 17-06-2012, 18:49   #15
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My wife asked me "Is it easy to sex a cat?"

I replied "Yes, but you have to buy it dinner first." ;D
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Old 17-06-2012, 18:57   #16
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This cat is an excellent dancer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei3nLvuuD4

Freaky as hell though
Brilliant!
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Old 17-06-2012, 19:00   #17
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These ones do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0MSuyaKMk
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Old 17-06-2012, 19:04   #18
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I'm not sure you can call head-banging proper dancing!


They're very cute - I'd quite happily pocket quite a few and take them home...
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Old 17-06-2012, 19:15   #19
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I'm not sure you can call head-banging proper dancing!


They're very cute - I'd quite happily pocket quite a few and take them home...
Oh come on! That's pretty close to dancing, for cats What do you want, ballroom?

I know I shouldn't watch kitten videos as it makes me want more and more cats...
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