[Charnham]

dont be stupid there are no aliens on the moon, everyone knows, they moved after humans made it to the moon, they are now on Mars.


TBH I think they should feel pretty silly, all that time and effort they put in on moving to Mars was for nothing, considering they moved thinking we will going to start to live on Moon, soon after our first visit there.

[TerraCanis]

Originally Posted by yappy

mickey mouse and co be modelled on an alien civilisation out there? mickeys face appears on mercury, his dog pluto has the same name as a planet... need to do some more research on this, keep me updated if you hear anymore about disney/alien theory

Time for a "History Lesson":

Its secret would be safe as long as the universe endured, for no one now would ever read the lost language of Earth. Millions of times in the ages to come those last few words would flash across the screen, and none could ever guess their meaning:

[phylo_roadking]

Time for a "History Lesson":

Lol YEARS since I read that!

[scorpio man]

Originally Posted by TerraCanis

... and don't forget the B17 and its crew that were stranded there during the Second World War. NASA sent the Space Shuttle on a rescue mission in the early 90s. Unfortunately, they hadn't quite made it to the atmosphere when the tow-rope broke, and the B17 drifted off and was lost forever.

Ah yes I remember that, the evidence is HERE

[psionic]

Yep the aliens are on the moon mining it for cheese as we speak

[captainkremmen]

Originally Posted by yappy

can normal aeroplanes fly to the moon?

OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY?.

Have IQ's really dropped that much since I left school?.

[phylo_roadking]

Well, you can understand why yappy is not sure...

Aeroplanes fly through the sky...and the moon is in the sky...therefore planes should be able to fly to the moon...

In the meantime, I have identified yappy's place of birth...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuming_County

[Caldari]

Originally Posted by yappy

i dont beleve every conspiracy i actually get like a poof moment in my head, like omg this is probaly why this is this.... and wen i google it i find there is already some evidence out there to fit my idea. and purlease if you were really that open minded youd see what the gvt and these leading scientists down at NASA are telling us is actually more biased and outrageous than these conspiracys aka the truth they dont wan you to see.... take global warming for example. emails leaked from nasa and basically the whole thing turns out to be a con. yet people still continue to believe every word they say. why

How do you expect people to take you seriously when you can't even type out a coherent argument in English? Quite frankly, you're coming across as being just like 99.9% of the conspiracy nutjobs out there, i.e. semi-literate buffoons that don't have a modicum of intelligence between them and who're are prepared to believe any old rubbish they're fed from the internet.

[Zero gravitas]

Originally Posted by TerraCanis

Time for a "History Lesson":

Originally Posted by phylo_roadking

Lol YEARS since I read that!

Awesome short story, and now I'll have to go and root through the paperbacks to find it.
The problem is that once you delve into those old stories you don't surface for at least a day!

[MAW]

Originally Posted by Caldari

How do you expect people to take you seriously when you can't even type out a coherent argument in English? Quite frankly, you're coming across as being just like 99.9% of the conspiracy nutjobs out there, i.e. semi-literate buffoons that don't have a modicum of intelligence between them and who're are prepared to believe any old rubbish they're fed from the internet.

It's 'seriosly'. Teenage spelling is clearly alien to you

[Zero gravitas]

Originally Posted by MAW

It's 'seriosly'. Teenage spelling is clearly alien to you

Free dictionary.


Morning!

Though there's nuffink rong wiv teenage spelling that a clip round the lug'ole wont cure.

[blueblade]

Originally Posted by yappy

so apparantly the back of the moon is the dark side which we cant never ever see here on planet earth

do you think back in the day when neil armstrong and his crew landed on the moon they stumbled on a alien base? and thats why they've never been back there since......

Awww, why don't you also do one about whether the Moon is made of Cheddar cheese ?

I voted "yes" by the way

[Lizzy11268]

Originally Posted by blueblade

Awww, why don't you also do one about whether the Moon is made of Cheddar cheese ?

I voted "yes" by the way

I thought it was made of blue cheese

[yappy]

Originally Posted by Zero gravitas

They flew in space in a Dr Who episode, so I suppose it must be possible.

never watch dr who, interesting, surprised they bother with rockets when they can just use aeroplanes and helicopters instead

Originally Posted by TerraCanis

... and don't forget the B17 and its crew that were stranded there during the Second World War. NASA sent the Space Shuttle on a rescue mission in the early 90s. Unfortunately, they hadn't quite made it to the atmosphere when the tow-rope broke, and the B17 drifted off and was lost forever.

apparantly there are loads of dead bodies and animals floating around in space from failed space missions

Originally Posted by captainkremmen

OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY?.

Have IQ's really dropped that much since I left school?.

my iq is fine thanks

Originally Posted by phylo_roadking

Well, you can understand why yappy is not sure...

Aeroplanes fly through the sky...and the moon is in the sky...therefore planes should be able to fly to the moon...

In the meantime, I have identified yappy's place of birth...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuming_County

yeah exactly thats right isnt it ... + erm actually i was born in a hospital

Originally Posted by Caldari

How do you expect people to take you seriously when you can't even type out a coherent argument in English? Quite frankly, you're coming across as being just like 99.9% of the conspiracy nutjobs out there, i.e. semi-literate buffoons that don't have a modicum of intelligence between them and who're are prepared to believe any old rubbish they're fed from the internet.

er yes i can actuallly. and i do not believe any old rubbish i actually use my brain to think

Originally Posted by blueblade

Awww, why don't you also do one about whether the Moon is made of Cheddar cheese ?

I voted "yes" by the way

is it really made of cheese? the moon must be mouldy by now after all these years its turned grey

[captainkremmen]

Originally Posted by yappy

never watch dr who, interesting, surprised they bother with rockets when they can just use aeroplanes and helicopters instead



apparantly there are loads of dead bodies and animals floating around in space from failed space missions



my iq is fine thanks



yeah exactly thats right isnt it ... + erm actually i was born in a hospital



er yes i can actuallly. and i do not believe any old rubbish i actually use my brain to think



is it really made of cheese? the moon must be mouldy by now after all these years its turned grey

I suspect then that it is malfunctioning.

[spiney2]

no.

interestingly they would have to be underground since the entire surface is well phtographed.

then theres the hollow moon theories ..... except that we know the moon's mass. ooops, damn !

[TerraCanis]

Originally Posted by TerraCanis

Time for a "History Lesson":

Originally Posted by phylo_roadking

Lol YEARS since I read that!

About three days for me

Originally Posted by Zero gravitas

Awesome short story, and now I'll have to go and root through the paperbacks to find it.
The problem is that once you delve into those old stories you don't surface for at least a day!

I have a copy of "The Collected Short Stories" somewhere. As far as I remember the price on the back cover is £0.50! (Last time I picked it up the binding was getting a little delicate, which prompted me to buy it as an ebook).

"Neutron Tide" is a contender for the worst pun in sf history, though.

[TerraCanis]

Originally Posted by TerraCanis

... and don't forget the B17 and its crew that were stranded there during the Second World War. NASA sent the Space Shuttle on a rescue mission in the early 90s. Unfortunately, they hadn't quite made it to the atmosphere when the tow-rope broke, and the B17 drifted off and was lost forever.

Originally Posted by yappy

apparantly there are loads of dead bodies and animals floating around in space from failed space missions

Oh good grief... the last thing I needed was a nasal caffeine lavage.

[KJ44]

Originally Posted by silentNate

There are Nazis on the moon!!! Nazis I tell ya!!!

Originally Posted by Caldari

You mean 'Iron Sky' wasn't a science-fiction film, but was in fact a documentary?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc

I bought the DVD, it's a laugh.

[KJ44]

Originally Posted by TerraCanis

Oh good grief... the last thing I needed was a nasal caffeine lavage.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/02/spacestuff/

Number 6 on the list.

[TerraCanis]

Originally Posted by KJ44

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/02/spacestuff/

Number 6 on the list.

Did the OP take that there, I wonder?

[stoatie]

Did I ever mention the time I met Buzz Aldrin?

[phylo_roadking]

apparantly there are loads of dead bodies and animals floating around in space from failed space missions

Dead animals? Given that the mission was to get them into space - no, they were successful.

Dead bodies??? Such as who???

[phylo_roadking]

Did I ever mention the time I met Buzz Aldrin?

As of today?

[exlordlucan]

Originally Posted by Caldari

No, of course aliens don't live on the moon.

They just holiday there.