[fizzle90]

Originally Posted by Rorschach

I reckon he got back to hers and made it to her bedroom, she suddenly produces a couple of salamis which Chris thought was slightly unhygenic but went along with it.

Then her husband arrived home unexpectedly and Chris had to hide in the wardrobe, naked, with nothing but a salami to save face. Unfortunately the salami was rather spicy and, clutching it too tightly, Chris felt a burning sensation and yelped.

Door gets wrenched open, irate husband, screaming meat slicer throws herself on him as a distraction, Chris flees grabbing a frilly dressing gown on route. Chris got some very strange looks on the way home, had to walk as no bus fare and now feels he can't go back to Tescos.

LOVE it!

[crazychris12]

Hi all. Thanks for the interest. It's still going well and we're seeing each other. She seems a bit obsessed with meats though. As to whether she's had my sausage, well I'll keep that to myself.

[crazychris12]

Originally Posted by Akane Tendo

I have a feeling this thread was made up, and chris probably hoped interest would die down and people would forget.

Wasn't made up at all.

[crazychris12]

Originally Posted by Noodlehair7

Haha, ive been following Crazychris' threads for ages though. The wall thread was an absolute classic, it had me in tears! I don't mind if it's fiction i love it!! Hahaaa i'm giddy just thinking about it but he hasn't made many cool threads since i joined :-(

I can assure you that nothing I post is fiction. The wall experience was very traumatic. Did you read that the stones re-appeared? Yes things may seem far-fetched sometimes but that's how my life is and I never know what's round the next corner. Hopefully not another all thief.

[sezzie]

Originally Posted by Anastasia333

You're only jealous of all the attention he gets.

Yeah, that must be it. I'm in awe of how so on the button you are. Go you.

[fizzle90]

Originally Posted by crazychris12

She seems a bit obsessed with meats though. As to whether she's had my sausage, well I'll keep that to myself.

When's the next date Chris? And what does the wife think of all this, I bet she's gutted after telling you no woman would ever want you, now you've got a young woman who wants your sausage

[crazychris12]

Originally Posted by fizzle90

When's the next date Chris? And what does the wife think of all this, I bet she's gutted after telling you no woman would ever want you, now you've got a young woman who wants your sausage

We're seeing each other on Saturday. Wife doesn't care a jot but yes she is a bit surprised. Well very surprised, as is daughter too. She asked if the lass was blind yesterday.

[zoepaulpenny]

Originally Posted by crazychris12

We're seeing each other on Saturday. Wife doesn't care a jot but yes she is a bit surprised. Well very surprised, as is daughter too. She asked if the lass was blind yesterday.

well said chris.

[Akane Tendo]

Originally Posted by crazychris12

We're seeing each other on Saturday. Wife doesn't care a jot but yes she is a bit surprised. Well very surprised, as is daughter too. She asked if the lass was blind yesterday.

What happened Chris? You were online all night. Did she cancel?

[fizzle90]

Originally Posted by Akane Tendo

What happened Chris? You were online all night. Did she cancel?

Ooh interesting. Update, Chris?

[Bathsheba]

Originally Posted by Akane Tendo

What happened Chris? You were online all night. Did she cancel?

Surely not.