[Bad Wolf 525]

Originally Posted by November_Rain

Call The Doctor.

I'm with you. There's plenty of room for the both of us

[Sophie ~Oohie~]

Originally Posted by StrmChaserSteve

Introduce them to David Icke

He know more about them, than me

David Icke thinks they're already here and have been for agessssss..........

[Rawr!]

I, for one, would welcome our new alien overlords.

[TechnoGarbage]

Hide in my shed and stick my garden fork into anything that comes through the door!

[alan29]

I would play the Slim Whitmans "Indian Love Call." (Mars Attacks.)

[flobadob]

I think I would collaborate with them and sell other human being into slavery or as food for our cruel extraterrestrial overlords. Then they would really respect me and wouldn't eat me at all.
I call it the Rumkowski Plan.

[Steveaustin316]

Just hold tight and wait for the USA to save us all.

If Hollywood has taught us anything, the USA will be the first target anyway.

[neversaydie]

First for aliens to get here they would have conquered light speed they would be so advanced they would wipe us out ,as all they would see is a primitive life form with crazy different religious beliefs that are trying to wipe each other out and would consider us to high risk to be contaminated with.they would probably let the Buddhists live as they are no threat to anyone.

[phylo_roadking]

First for aliens to get here they would have conquered light speed they would be so advanced they would wipe us out

Have you seen "District 9"???

[MidnightFalcon]

Originally Posted by SuperDude95

What would you do?

Sneeze.

[neversaydie]

Originally Posted by phylo_roadking

Have you seen "District 9"???

Yep, probably the worst svfi film ever,as if coming here from a galaxy that would take us traveling at the speed of light over 200,000 years their tech would be unimaginable,but no they shuffle around rubbish tips and exchange super exo-sleletons for 10 tins of cat food yeh sure.How this film got awards i will never know,unless it was just because of the racial issues.

[spiney2]

do a jeff goldblum.

upload computer virus into their systems. then the huge saucers hovering over earth's major cities would come crashing down .......

maybe bad idea.

plan B.

enrol them in scout association.

dib dib dob. build campfire in rain. profiiciency badges. duke of edinborough award scheme.

oh yes they would soon leave.

damn. was i supposed to ask them to share all that advanced technology? nah. we'd only blow ourselves up .......

make fun of them. "what a silly place to have your genitals".

worst thing they could possibly do wd be destroy our planet ......... worth the risk for a quick cheap laugh id say.

lecture them interminably with air of unbearable self satisfied righteous smugness.

"have you met our supreme leader David Cameron? He has much to say ........"

trick them using misdirection.

issue free tickets to olympic games.

then hide the saucers so they cant get back home.

make them commit huge faux pas so they all die of embarrassment.

"yes. cats are tasty and delicious. especially tabbies and siamese ........."

show them hollywood sci fi movies.

they would destroy LA.

great opportunity for Britsh Film Industry (somehow i cant see the yanks turning to either french films or bollywood .......... )

get them addicted to doing crosswords.

they wd then treat us kindly and wisely, unable to face the prospect of no more crosswords ........

take them to local bordello for damn good time.

"..... and you humans do this for fun? ......"

try to explain the offside rule.

"yes we got it first time thankyou. after all out brains are much bigger than yours. but what is the point of football?"

"em ......um....... er .......maybe youd better talk to one of our females ........."

[phylo_roadking]

take them to local bordello for damn good time.

"..... and you humans do this for fun? ......"

"Look what the human female is doing to his reproduction member!!!! Is ritual cannibalism part of human procreation???"

[daclick]

I'd try to become there friend

[phylo_roadking]

Their friend???

There's a classic Scifi short story about misunderstandings bectween humans and aliens, called "To Serve Man"...

...they didn't come to be our servants - it was a recipe book!

[Joni M]

Originally Posted by phylo_roadking

Their friend???

There's a classic Scifi short story about misunderstandings bectween humans and aliens, called "To Serve Man"...

...they didn't come to be our servants - it was a recipe book!

Those Bectween's ended up being right gits

[ronnie24]

Who's to say they are not already here?

[Landis]

If they were seeking asylum from a war zone, I would say:
"And what exactly was wrong with landing on the other Heavenly Bodies you passed on the way, including our own Moon? Eh? Eh?"

[phylo_roadking]

Nah, the moon's boring for the dedicated party alien - no atmosphere!

[drw1963]

I'd get either Ghostbusters or the Men In Black to help.

[The newbie]

As I've said previously to this question I would have a child with one.

In programmes like V the hybrid child is always the all powerful one which would make me the all powerful mother in law.

[Deb Arkle]

Excellent plan - go hybrid vigour!

[woot_whoo]

Well I don't know what I'll do - but it'll certainly be very obvious when it happens. For one, all television broadcasting will disappear to be replaced with this public information message.

[ScotchMisst]

I'd just tell them to come back in exactly 6 months.

[J_Peasmould]

I would salute our new alien overlords!