[Moony]

A plastic frog out of a christmas cracker.

[KJ44]

Originally Posted by Treble

I have a black and red rubber duck on my desk.

Squeaky rubber frog here.

[KJ44]

Originally Posted by MarkBeales

Sex..

Understated and funny. Well done!

[GoodBuddy]

A solar radiometer for when the sun shines.Which isn't often.

[Mumof3]

A purple felt loveheart broach, made by my daughter when she was nine. I pin it behind my lapel and wear it (invisibly) when I have to go to cr**py meetings. Always cheers me up.

[stephen122333]

My feet, because no one else is in the office and I can lay back a do nothing apart from surf the net

[howardl]

I haven't got a desk.
Not all of us have desks,

[GeoBa92]

A homepride flower shaker.

And a lymecycline 408mg box filled with pens.

[far2cool]

At home, I have a squeezy stress ball in the shape of a Blackberry Pearl 8120 mobile phone

[Tullochgorm]

Ford 7000. Model, definitely not a toy.

[trphil]

Originally Posted by Tullochgorm

Ford 7000. Model, definitely not a toy.

With or without a cab and what scale. Toy or model, I bet you still play with it!

[Midnight Moggy]

4 meerkats in a bath.

[cnbcwatcher]

I've got:

Bottle of diet coke
Glass apple ornament
Meerkat pen
Half-eaten bag of M&Ms
USB iPod charger
2 mobile phones
Bookmark
Unused copy of Adobe Photoshop Elements 10
Pen tidy
Tub of cola bottles
Bag of Fisherman's Friend lozenges
Half-eaten bag of Galaxy Minstrels
Bag of Rowntree's Randoms
Random bits of paperwork
Leaflets from the Apple Store about their One to One training service
An old SD card
Super Mario badge
Old iPod Nano
My iPod Touch
CNBC mug and chocolate coins
Collection of random pens
Pokemon figures
2 blank CDs
Unopened bag of Dolly Mixtures
Another unopened bag of M&Ms
Spare headphones
Kaspersky Internet Security disk

[Si_Crewe]

I have a teddy-bear with a wooden leg.

The missus bought him for me and my dog chewed his leg when she was a puppy.
The missus wanted to chuck him out and replace him but he's been all over the world with me so there's no way I was having that.

I bought a length of wooden dowel, fashioned a short piece of it into a prosthetic leg, glued it onto what was left of his ball-joint and he's good as new.

[Lippylaura]

A tiny little plastic cat literally like a few inches. With pink hair stuck to its back and it's blue tacked to my speakers on my desk. I keep it because its sentimental

[Button62]

A pair of black Mary Portas kinky knickers and a tomato.

[woodbush]

I have.

Baccy tin full of rollies
Packet of L&B
Ashtray
Magic marker and pen
Lighter
Sky remote controller
Glass of cider
Laptop and mouse
Dental brushes, two sizes.
USB adaptor

[Trsvis_Bickle]

Originally Posted by woodbush

I have.

Baccy tin full of rollies
Packet of L&B
Ashtray
Magic marker and pen
Lighter
Sky remote controller
Glass of cider
Laptop and mouse
Dental brushes, two sizes.
USB adaptor

Not singling you out or anything, woodbush but your list does seem to be representative of many posters in the thread. A rather disturbing insight into the immediate world of the DSer. Fags and booze. Magic marker and pen but nothing to write on? Dental brushes and not just one but TWO sizes. What are we to conclude?

[Treble]

Originally Posted by Trsvis_Bickle

Not singling you out or anything, woodbush but your list does seem to be representative of many posters in the thread. A rather disturbing insight into the immediate world of the DSer. Fags and booze. Magic marker and pen but nothing to write on? Dental brushes and not just one but TWO sizes. What are we to conclude?

From that description.

A smoker who enjoys a glass of cider, has a couple of pens to hand. And cleans their teeth?

[jra]

Originally Posted by trphil

On my desk at work I have a fan from a Potterton boiler, this is inspite of the fact that I am a computer programmer. So what things does everyone else have on their desk that you wouldn't expect to be there?

The strangest thing on most desks is the person sitting in the chair. Why are they there and why are they spending so much time during work hours posting on DS, when they are being paid to do a job.

[mourinhosmissus]

A hammer, a figurine of the Virgin Mary and a tube of tennis balls.

[trphil]

Originally Posted by Si_Crewe

I have a teddy-bear with a wooden leg.

Could this be a winner? Fabulous, do you provide teddy bear hospital facilities on the NHS or do you charge?

[humdrummer]

One of those stuffed material hanging things saying 'Quiet please, genius at work', which I use as my elbow pillow.

Half a cup of tea and a crumb laden plate from the toast I've just had, my phone and the book, 'Little Rabbit Foo Foo'.

A mosaic coaster which I made myself and is weirdly empty as I've put my tea next to it, instead of on it

I've just supped more tea and again put it next to the coaster, I'm starting to wonder if subconsciously I don't want to sully my work of art.

[alycidon]

A 15" x 10" London Underground map.

I live in the Scottish Highlands and am never likely to be in London again. I just like it.

[KJ44]

Originally Posted by Si_Crewe

I bought a length of wooden dowel, fashioned a short piece of it into a prosthetic leg, glued it onto what was left of his ball-joint and he's good as new.

I just looked up at my teddy, who lives on a bookshelf, he must be in his mid-fifties like me, and he smiled.