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Old 11-07-2012, 08:21   #76
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My daughter has a pink Tshirt with that written on it from Asda £3.99 ..
And I bought that 'My dad rocks' t-shirt from an online baby clothing shop 5 years ago when my niece was born! Nothing new here...just another opportunity to cash in on the DOTY brand

As for the shirts - Mr BYRITE.
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Old 11-07-2012, 20:19   #77
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Indeed. Long wait for the Olympic torch...conveniently outside the convenience store...so I perused the usual trashy rags and sure enough in Pete's column, he's thinking about penning his own "50 shades". I can tell you how the novel ends already if you like?

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He could use his and CP's relationship as the basis for his sado-masochistic witterings.

No but seriously, for a man who relies on a ghost writer to pen his pre-schooler books, he's not short on ambition. Talent and ability, yes, ambition, no.
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Old 11-07-2012, 20:34   #78
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he really likes to get on the band wagon with anything popular (not that I've any intention of reading it myself).
Has he really said that he might write his own version of 50 shades??

I started reading it but after a while.I gave up- if you like a virgin come nymph that has sex 4times a day with her spanking loving dom with no gripping story line then you'll love it hehe no doubt Peter has read it then
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Old 11-07-2012, 20:38   #79
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Has he really said that he might write his own version of 50 shades??

I started reading it but after a while.I gave up- if you like a virgin come nymph that has sex 4times a day with her spanking loving dom with no gripping story line then you'll love it hehe no doubt Peter has read it then
It is one of the most abysmally written books. How it's gotten the attention it has is seriously beyond me. With all the really good writing out there, it's pathetic that something as dire as this has becomes an overnight/international success.
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arghhhh how do i get to see a spoiler
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arghhhh how do i get to see a spoiler
Do you mean above in DaisyB's post? Just click 'show'.
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Old 11-07-2012, 20:54   #82
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Has he really said that he might write his own version of 50 shades??

I started reading it but after a while.I gave up- if you like a virgin come nymph that has sex 4times a day with her spanking loving dom with no gripping story line then you'll love it hehe no doubt Peter has read it then
cheers for the review, I havent been tempted to read it (i dont read much fiction, mostly history and biogs) although I did read Lace years ago and have been told that its still better than 50 shades any goldfish in 50 shades?

a little something for you Ella
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It is one of the most abysmally written books. How it's gotten the attention it has is seriously beyond me. With all the really good writing out there, it's pathetic that something as dire as this has becomes an overnight/international success.
I totally agree with you lexi-I cannot believe that I downloaded it thinking it would be a good story behind it it's awful,I love reading but I need something to grip me and this certainly didn't I'm not surprised at all Peter Andre has jumped on the band wagon though
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Old 11-07-2012, 22:25   #84
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It is one of the most abysmally written books. How it's gotten the attention it has is seriously beyond me. With all the really good writing out there, it's pathetic that something as dire as this has becomes an overnight/international success.
Hear hear... thankfully I borrowed a friends copy and did not spend a penny on this unmitigated bilge... can't get back the wasted two hours but it is my own fault for persisting hoping it might get better.
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cheers for the review, I havent been tempted to read it (i dont read much fiction, mostly history and biogs) although I did read Lace years ago and have been told that its still better than 50 shades any goldfish in 50 shades?

a little something for you Ella
thank you cazz hun for showing me Pete's words of wisdom-i wish there was a "ugh" face!
As for 50 shades-no goldfish only butt plugs and silver balls
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Old 11-07-2012, 22:28   #86
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Hear hear... thankfully I borrowed a friends copy and did not spend a penny on this unmitigated bilge... can't get back the wasted two hours but it is my own fault for persisting hoping it might get better.
oh you too onion-i too kept going seeing if it would get better-i have been told that it does get better by the end of book 2 and sad at the end of book 3 but i'm afraid i cannot go on skipping through the emails and the sex in the book just to find out!
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Old 11-07-2012, 23:24   #87
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oh you too onion-i too kept going seeing if it would get better-i have been told that it does get better by the end of book 2 and sad at the end of book 3 but i'm afraid i cannot go on skipping through the emails and the sex in the book just to find out!
50 shades just does not interest me at all... I know loads of people who are reading it,put think it's only because others are
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It is one of the most abysmally written books. How it's gotten the attention it has is seriously beyond me. With all the really good writing out there, it's pathetic that something as dire as this has becomes an overnight/international success.
So true Lexi. I had it virtually forced upon me by a woman at work who told us all (in gory detail) what it had done for her sex life . After about a month of me saying 'no' every time she offered it to me, she eventually plonked it on my desk and insisted I read it and told me my old man would thank her.
Well, I realised it wasn't my sort of thing and the old man wouldn't be getting any extra loving when I found myself PMSL at the ridiculously badly written sex scenes. It's thats modern erotic fiction, give me Jilly Cooper in the 80's every time
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Old 12-07-2012, 21:49   #89
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Glad to read your reviews of 50 shades I thought I must be missing out on something. PA's (ghost writer) version may well be a better prospect.
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Old 13-07-2012, 10:48   #90
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The Guardian is adding it's tuppence to Peter Andre's literary attempts to ensure men get in on this porn lark too!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...of-peter-andre
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Old 13-07-2012, 10:57   #91
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It's just PA all over.
He's never yet found a bandwagon he won't jump on.
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Old 13-07-2012, 11:14   #92
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It's just PA all over.
He's never yet found a bandwagon he won't jump on.
Yep! He always
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Old 13-07-2012, 11:42   #93
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it seems Andre really does love kids!

He's now dating a 22-YEAR-OLD when he is nearly 40!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml
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Old 13-07-2012, 12:51   #94
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it seems Andre really does love kids!

He's now dating a 22-YEAR-OLD when he is nearly 40!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml
The Mid-Life Crisis trundles on! Gets himself photographed with the nice (young) girl from the respectable background, meanwhile all the plastic titted lookalikes probably get to crawl out the back garden!
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Old 13-07-2012, 13:01   #95
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it seems Andre really does love kids!

He's now dating a 22-YEAR-OLD when he is nearly 40!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml
Hang on a sec.
We're not actually entertaining the possibility that PA is REALLY dating this girl?I don't believe a word of it.
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Hang on a sec.
We're not actually entertaining the possibility that PA is REALLY dating this girl?I don't believe a word of it.
I think bullshit. She's Dr Ru's daughter, his friend, and the guy who with his family, runs the HIPZ charity in Zanzibar, of which PA is a patron. She was in the ep which featured his visit to the charity. I would say 100% just friends.
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I think bullshit. She's Dr Ru's daughter, his friend, and the guy who with his family, runs the HIPZ charity in Zanzibar, of which PA is a patron. She was in the ep which featured his visit to the charity. I would say 100% just friends.
Definitely.
BUT....it got his fatuous orange gob in the papers yet again for a complete non-story,so mission accomplished I'd say.
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Very beard lady is she?
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Definitely.
BUT....it got his fatuous orange gob in the papers yet again for a complete non-story,so mission accomplished I'd say.
If his mission was to look like the Anti-Cool, then mission accomplished.

And to think this man has a fashion line!
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If his mission was to look like the Anti-Cool, then mission accomplished.

And to think this man has a fashion line!
Bleurgh!!
Perhaps he was checking for a mislaid vodka bottle
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