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Old 20-08-2012, 01:44   #1
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Spider related catch-22

Lying in bed, heard a rustling, turned on my light and saw a great big spider legging it to my door. Instead of letting in attempt to crawl out I threw a book at it, and have'nt seen it since but can't be sure it's dead. I can't sleep until I know it's dead, I can't leave without moving the book but i can't go near the book in case it's alive...:s
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Old 20-08-2012, 02:03   #2
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If it's still alive, charge it rent.
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Old 20-08-2012, 02:34   #3
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Your like me, if there a big moth or daddy long leggs or spiders, i already find it hard to get to sleep, but i would find it even harder knowing its still alive in my room while im asleep.
Hopefully you killed it
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Old 20-08-2012, 02:37   #4
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Picked up a blanket last night and a big spider was sleeping in it, so I flung the blanket downstairs.
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Old 20-08-2012, 03:01   #5
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I looked down whilst driving this evening to find a big spider sitting on my lap. Luckily it was quite docile, so I managed to flick it off. It's still in the car AFAIK.
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Old 20-08-2012, 07:09   #6
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tread on the book first.
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Old 20-08-2012, 07:44   #7
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And people say the WEB is killing BOOKS (etc etc)
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Old 20-08-2012, 08:02   #8
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Let's hope that wasn't the baby and angry mum is watching near by...
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Old 20-08-2012, 08:24   #9
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Let's hope that wasn't the baby and angry mum is watching near by...
or pregnant mummy and you split her open so all the babies are released
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Old 20-08-2012, 08:29   #10
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or pregnant mummy and you split her open so all the babies are released
Sounds ominously like a scene from Alien
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Old 20-08-2012, 10:37   #11
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Your like me, if there a big moth or father lengthy leggs or robots, i already discover it difficult to get to rest, but i would discover it even more complicated understanding its still in existence in my space while im sleeping.
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Old 20-08-2012, 10:48   #12
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or pregnant mummy and you split her open so all the babies are released
Don't go scaring the poor OP.
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Old 20-08-2012, 11:18   #13
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Your like me, if there a big moth or father lengthy leggs or robots, i already discover it difficult to get to rest, but i would discover it even more complicated understanding its still in existence in my space while im sleeping.
Spiders are fine- ugly, hideous, detestable things- but fine, for they'll crawl off into a dark space, or under the door and leave you alone. However, moths and crane flies, will move around causing you to shriek and yelp in a very high pitched voice. Wherefore, you have to do something about them if you want an ounce of sleep.
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