[fitnessqueen]

Originally Posted by Saltydog1955

But don't forget DT, she's always complaining 'I have no friends!'

Is anyone surprised?

That's until she mysteriously has lunch with a friend or friends round for the weekend- normally followed by a long moan about how she's always expected to pay because she's so nice and generous and can't say no......

[DeliriumTremens]

Originally Posted by fitnessqueen

That's until she mysteriously has lunch with a friend or friends round for the weekend- normally followed by a long moan about how she's always expected to pay because she's so nice and generous and can't say no......

And put up with their feral children running free and messing up her house

[Fatsia]

A kind soul linked this spoof job application from Lizard in the FB thread, and it's so good I thought I'd share with the non-FB team - enjoy!

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/liz-jones

[DeliriumTremens]

And every so often, Facebook is rubbish and refuses to behave.
Has everyone seen that Jones's house and equestrian centre appear to be under offer on RightMove?

[Paula Panzer]

Here's something Liz should read:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...use-value.html

Agreed, she has no feral children to create messy bedrooms, but much of the rest applies to her.

FB still seems to be having a hissy fit today.

[miss_sassy]

Originally Posted by Becky Sharpe

Very likely. [LJ only fibs when her lips are moving ]

or when she is typing hee hee hee

[greeneyes]

Originally Posted by DeliriumTremens

And every so often, Facebook is rubbish and refuses to behave.
Has everyone seen that Jones's house and equestrian centre appear to be under offer on RightMove?

Is also under offer on Strutt & Parker. The diary entry about the buyer pulling out only days before the move was utter garbage. Who in their right mind would arrange removers and pack up before contracts had been signed let alone supposedly give away all their possessions and empty their cubboards? ....Complete farce

[serenity2012]

Originally Posted by greeneyes

Is also under offer on Strutt & Parker. The diary entry about the buyer pulling out only days before the move was utter garbage. Who in their right mind would arrange removers and pack up before contracts had been signed let alone supposedly give away all their possessions and empty their cubboards? ....Complete farce

But we know that Lizard is certainly not in her right mind..........

[DeliriumTremens]

WARNING - there will be pictures of Liz in the Mail tomorrow. She isn't wearing a lot. Again.

[vampyre]

Originally Posted by DeliriumTremens

WARNING - there will be pictures of Liz in the Mail tomorrow. She isn't wearing a lot. Again.

Assuming the UK edition is the same as the Irish one. Who knows? It could be worse

[GloriaMundi]

For some mad reason, the notion of an Irish version of the Dreary has me imagining Our Lizzie capering around to Riverdance, gurning all the while.

Probably clad in a green bikini.

[vampyre]

Originally Posted by GloriaMundi

For some mad reason, the notion of an Irish version of the Dreary has me imagining Our Lizzie capering around to Riverdance, gurning all the while.

Probably clad in a green bikini.

Get some medication, you need it.

[GloriaMundi]

Originally Posted by vampyre

Get some medication, you need it.

I know, sometimes I worry myself...

[Fatsia]

Originally Posted by GloriaMundi

For some mad reason, the notion of an Irish version of the Dreary has me imagining Our Lizzie capering around to Riverdance, gurning all the while.

Probably clad in a green bikini.

Horrifyingly, tomorrow's reality is worse than this image.

[Becky Sharpe]

Originally Posted by vampyre

Assuming the UK edition is the same as the Irish one. Who knows? It could be worse

I'm presuming that the article isn't about a donkey sanctuary. [..gibber...]

[DeliriumTremens]

Originally Posted by vampyre

Assuming the UK edition is the same as the Irish one. Who knows? It could be worse

Oh god! It might be her replacing the wellies with the shoeboots.
Or perhaps she hasn't had a wax and spray tan....the horror!

[Becky Sharpe]

Now, how could LJ upstage Samantha Brick's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother? ..... .> Answers on a strategically placed postcard [of Las Vegas?]. It ain't gonna be pretty..

[DeliriumTremens]

Originally Posted by Becky Sharpe

Now, how could LJ upstage Samantha Brick's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother? ..... .> Answers on a strategically placed postcard [of Las Vegas?]. It ain't gonna be pretty..

I hadn't thought of that! Of course - she must hate that another columnist is not only 'beautiful' and married etc, but on tv. And she's been a 'princess'!

[Becky Sharpe]

Unfortunately for LJ, the risk of frostbite is unlikely to be worth it - thanks to this week's furore over a certain Prince's holiday snaps. Though -hopefully- she at least will be wearing something ..

[Becky Sharpe]

Oh dear. Has the DM mistaken its [UK] readers for delicate flowers/Mary Whitehouse followers? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...bares-all.html

[nancy1975]

What I expected.

I have been to Abbey House Gardens on a beautiful day in May and I can tell you it is one of the loveliest places I've ever been and naturism is one of the nicest and most freeing things you can do. And there were many younger people there. But all she can focus on is how people LOOK naked and not how people might feel. It's freedom. It just feels nice not to be in clothes sometimes in sunshine. That's all there is to it.,

[DeliriumTremens]

Incase anyone hadn't heard that Liz had broken up with her husband Nirpal, she mentions it here*, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...utely-not.html

apparently he was unfaithful to her. She kept that quiet, I always wondered why they split up.

*here, and in every other bloomin' article she's ever written.

[Nyota]

I wish I hadn't let curiosity get the better of me. That picture is the stuff a lifetime of nightmares are made of.

[Amused Harpy]

In view of her heading: "In which I long to come clean", I thought for a moment she might be hinting that the Rock Star was fictional but no such luck.

As usual, there was no real story in today's Dreary - just more of the poor me saga and a lot of nonsense about the invented Rock Star. What a wallow in self-pity. I still don't think she's got over that sponging slob, Nirpal.

Assuming it's true that she took Michael the collie to London, I felt sorry for him having to walk down the busy and presumably noisy streets wearing a harness with a diamante trim.

[Becky Sharpe]

Originally Posted by DeliriumTremens

Incase anyone hadn't heard that Liz had broken up with her husband Nirpal, she mentions it here*, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...utely-not.html

apparently he was unfaithful to her. She kept that quiet, I always wondered why they split up.

*here, and in every other bloomin' article she's ever written.

Cripes, never saw that coming.