[cynet]

George Michael is straight, do the five pound test with him, he is a classic for doing it.

He drops the five pound note in front of unsuspecting fit dudes and the dudes bend over to pick it up and George springs into action, he gives the hot doggy style a whole new meaning.

So yes George is straight as five bob note.

[Becky Sharpe]

Such is George's personal magnetism, that unfortunately he cannot take an innocent stroll in the park without being chased into public loos by enamoured police officers. In the scenario described by Cynet, George was probably forced to improvise in desperate fashion, thus diverting the unwanted attentions of particularly determined crime fighters. Apparently, one of them looked worryingly like an undercover Jan Moir.