[cazzz]

Originally Posted by Dexie

She has tweeted that she has got herself a new stylist!

https://twitter.com/MissKatiePrice/s...92925901938689

A "new" stylist? I didn't think she had one, I presumed that she threw on whatever tat was sent to her as a freebee that morning. I guess her old stylist never wanted to publicise that they worked for her it would not enhance their CV at all.

[The Prumeister]

Styling her is easy peasy:

Pop to B&Q for some creosote for that 'golden glow'. Whilst you're there buy a job lot of charcoal for the eyebrows.

Buy 10,000 'my little ponies' and chop the hair off to make a nice nylon 'stenshun.

Go to Mothercare or any reputable outlet selling kids clothes and buy skirts for ages 5-6 - that's the size she likes them and they will at least cover her 'essentials'.

Buy 2 handkerchiefs and a ball of string to fashion a stunning bikini.

Go to any cut price clothing emporium and buy the cheapest, most garish, tackiest looking clothes there and bob's yer uncle.

[fredster]

Originally Posted by The Prumeister

Styling her is easy peasy:

Pop to B&Q for some creosote for that 'golden glow'. Whilst you're there buy a job lot of charcoal for the eyebrows.

Buy 10,000 'my little ponies' and chop the hair off to make a nice nylon 'stenshun.

Go to Mothercare or any reputable outlet selling kids clothes and buy skirts for ages 5-6 - that's the size she likes them and they will at least cover her 'essentials'.

Buy 2 handkerchiefs and a ball of string to fashion a stunning bikini.

Go to any cut price clothing emporium and buy the cheapest, most garish, tackiest looking clothes there and bob's yer uncle.

You forgot the nails.

[janna]

Originally Posted by fredster

You forgot the nails.

Poundland. Or Poundworld.

[The Prumeister]

Originally Posted by fredster

You forgot the nails.

Ooops

[Fizgig]

Originally Posted by lexi22

The funniest thing about this is that her new husband may as well not even exist for all the attention he's getting. Not even the raggedy old zeleb mags are interested in him.

Poor old Kierankevin, those dreams of fame and glory must be fading fast. Looks like that Sandals beach photoshoot was the beginning and end of his 'career' in the spotlight.

Mag cover, KP says "It's exciting being strangers - don't move your stuff in!"
The article says she doesn't want his clutter so has told him to leave most of his stuff at his mums. quote "It’s a new beginning, I don’t want his things cluttering up my place – I’ve only just got rid of all Leo’s s**t!’”
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Showbi...-exciting.aspx

[whatever54]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

Mag cover, KP says "It's exciting being strangers - don't move your stuff in!"
The article says she doesn't want his clutter so has told him to leave most of his stuff at his mums. quote "It’s a new beginning, I don’t want his things cluttering up my place – I’ve only just got rid of all Leo’s s**t!’”
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Showbi...-exciting.aspx

welcome to you're new home
I also liked this bit
The source adds: “Katie wants him to help out with the household chores, such as cooking for her, doing the grocery shopping, laundry and putting out the bins. She’s also demanding that Kieran makes her cups of tea in the morning and that he’s not to wake her up if she decides to sleep in. She says he will also need to feed her animals and be in charge of clearing up any dog poo.”
Chief dog poo clearer upper and bin man. Sounds like he's fallen on his feet, lucky boy

[janna]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

Mag cover, KP says "It's exciting being strangers - don't move your stuff in!"
The article says she doesn't want his clutter so has told him to leave most of his stuff at his mums. quote "It’s a new beginning, I don’t want his things cluttering up my place – I’ve only just got rid of all Leo’s s**t!’”
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Showbi...-exciting.aspx

Awe bless.She is still playing the same old tune "I might be preggers......" but being Jordan she has to up the ante by claiming twins. If she is pregnant ,whatever. If she isn't ,whatever .... Same old desperation ploys for headlines. Freak.
And Alex has basically confirmed what many believed (that she is all "come & get me boys"! till she has them hooked,then zilch bedroom action) by saying "The sex was amazing at first but it fizzled out.She used sex as a weapon.After maybe 6 months we just stopped having it"
And from Leo---He said she was insatiable at first,"but would rather spend all day googling her name" once they got serious.
Hmm, Andre did well getting into actual years then . He must have been doing something right.
And Alex again"Don't get too comfy with fame either Kieran .When I won BB I got a request to do a mag interview on my own,but Katie said no.----she looked at me & said "it isn't all about you.You'll never be as famous as me."----it was like the breath was kicked out of me."
So,just as was suspected back then,she held the guy back so she could have the spotlight.What a freak she is.

[Saltydog1955]

Originally Posted by janna

Awe bless.She is still playing the same old tune "I might be preggers......" but being Jordan she has to up the ante by claiming twins. If she is pregnant ,whatever. If she isn't ,whatever .... Same old desperation ploys for headlines. Freak.
And Alex has basically confirmed what many believed (that she is all "come & get me boys"! till she has them hooked,then zilch bedroom action) by saying "The sex was amazing at first but it fizzled out.She used sex as a weapon.After maybe 6 months we just stopped having it"
And from Leo---He said she was insatiable at first,"but would rather spend all day googling her name" once they got serious.
Hmm, Andre did well getting into actual years then . He must have been doing something right.
And Alex again"Don't get too comfy with fame either Kieran .When I won BB I got a request to do a mag interview on my own,but Katie said no.----she looked at me & said "it isn't all about you.You'll never be as famous as me."----it was like the breath was kicked out of me."
So,just as was suspected back then,she held the guy back so she could have the spotlight.What a freak she is.

Totally agree janna - especially the BiB's.

I've always said she uses sex to reel 'em in, then once she has them hooked it all fizzles out. She's made millions from being a 'sex object' *cough*, but I'd lay money on when she's actually doing the dirty deed, she lies there like a haddock on a fishmonger's slab.

I give it until Easter, and maybe not even that long. Eventually, no man will want her and she'll grow old and bitter all on her own.

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by whatever54

welcome to you're new home
I also liked this bit
The source adds: “Katie wants him to help out with the household chores, such as cooking for her, doing the grocery shopping, laundry and putting out the bins. She’s also demanding that Kieran makes her cups of tea in the morning and that he’s not to wake her up if she decides to sleep in. She says he will also need to feed her animals and be in charge of clearing up any dog poo.”
Chief dog poo clearer upper and bin man. Sounds like he's fallen on his feet, lucky boy

So she wanted a live in housekeeper and sperm donor and himbo fits the bill.

Considering she'll end up having to pay him a million or so in divorce settlement, more if he knocks her up, would it have been cheaper to get a maid and visit the sperm bank?

[whatever54]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

So she wanted a live in housekeeper and sperm donor and himbo fits the bill.

Considering she'll end up having to pay him a million or so in divorce settlement, more if he knocks her up, would it have been cheaper to get a maid and visit the sperm bank?

Basically reads like KP requires live in slave with added extras. I know it's only a 'source' but would be funny if true. I can imagine the headlines in a few years 'Katie Price Kept Me As Her Slave'

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

Mag cover, KP says "It's exciting being strangers - don't move your stuff in!"
The article says she doesn't want his clutter so has told him to leave most of his stuff at his mums. quote "It’s a new beginning, I don’t want his things cluttering up my place – I’ve only just got rid of all Leo’s s**t!’”

Originally Posted by whatever54

Chief dog poo clearer upper and bin man. Sounds like he's fallen on his feet, lucky boy

Now who said romance was dead?

[Fizgig]

Originally Posted by whatever54

welcome to you're new home
I also liked this bit
The source adds: “Katie wants him to help out with the household chores, such as cooking for her, doing the grocery shopping, laundry and putting out the bins. She’s also demanding that Kieran makes her cups of tea in the morning and that he’s not to wake her up if she decides to sleep in. She says he will also need to feed her animals and be in charge of clearing up any dog poo.”
Chief dog poo clearer upper and bin man. Sounds like he's fallen on his feet, lucky boy

Has she downsized the hired help? It doesn't sound like a 2-way relationship does it? More of an employer list.

Originally Posted by janna

Awe bless.She is still playing the same old tune "I might be preggers......" but being Jordan she has to up the ante by claiming twins. If she is pregnant ,whatever. If she isn't ,whatever .... Same old desperation ploys for headlines. Freak.
And Alex has basically confirmed what many believed (that she is all "come & get me boys"! till she has them hooked,then zilch bedroom action) by saying "The sex was amazing at first but it fizzled out.She used sex as a weapon.After maybe 6 months we just stopped having it"
And from Leo---He said she was insatiable at first,"but would rather spend all day googling her name" once they got serious.
Hmm, Andre did well getting into actual years then . He must have been doing something right.
And Alex again"Don't get too comfy with fame either Kieran .When I won BB I got a request to do a mag interview on my own,but Katie said no.----she looked at me & said "it isn't all about you.You'll never be as famous as me."----it was like the breath was kicked out of me."
So,just as was suspected back then,she held the guy back so she could have the spotlight.What a freak she is.

Does she say that to all her men? Priceless.

Originally Posted by lexi22

Now who said romance was dead?

It's dead. But it can always be brought back artificially using DNA from Katie & Peter's withered hearts.

Where's Betty Britain gone?

[Saltydog1955]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

Where's Betty Britain gone?

Ah yes. Dear old BB, Katie's sole defender.

Seems to mainly post on the BB forum now.

[Azura's Star]

The most shocking thing for me on this entire thread was finding out that KP had a stylist.
I always thought she was wearing most of her outfits for a bet.
I wouldn't have thought that having "dressed a surgically-enhanced bimbo in a range of glittery,sparkly nylon tat" was something that anyone would want on their cv (unless they're applying for a job dressing Amy Childs or Jodie Marsh).

[wildhollie]

I found this snippet interesting...

A source reveals: “She’s told Kieran not to move his stuff in. But Katie says he doesn’t need much anyway. He doesn’t wear many clothes at home and she’ll buy him new things – she likes to model her men

So does this mean, he has to spend most of his days and nights wandering around the house naked ?

Won't someone think of the children ???

[fredster]

Originally Posted by whatever54

welcome to you're new home
I also liked this bit
The source adds: “Katie wants him to help out with the household chores, such as cooking for her, doing the grocery shopping, laundry and putting out the bins. She’s also demanding that Kieran makes her cups of tea in the morning and that he’s not to wake her up if she decidesns aChief dog poo clearer upper and bin man. Sounds like he's fallen on his feet, lucky boy

she would have been better getting a butler and a valet. How long before this guy realises she won't make him a star?

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by fredster

she would have been better getting a butler and a valet. How long before this guy realises she won't make him a star?

Well if he's already naked and up to his elbows in dog poo and the penny hasn't dropped by now,perhaps he is her perfect man after all.

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by wildhollie

I found this snippet interesting...

A source reveals: “She’s told Kieran not to move his stuff in. But Katie says he doesn’t need much anyway. He doesn’t wear many clothes at home and she’ll buy him new things – she likes to model her men

So does this mean, he has to spend most of his days and nights wandering around the house naked ?

Won't someone think of the children ???

He's her own personal living breathing Ken doll. Another desperado himbo willing to sell whatever shred of dignity he had for the chance of z list fame as one of the long list of KPs ex husbands and the chance to chew on a camels bollocks in the jungle in 2014

[The Prumeister]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

He's her own personal living breathing Ken doll. Another desperado himbo willing to sell whatever shred of dignity he had for the chance of z list fame as one of the long list of KPs ex husbands and the chance to chew on a camels bollocks in the jungle in 2014

& to have the size of his appendage blithely dismissed by HRH after the inevitable split.. 'He had the smallest c*ck I've ever seen, it couldn't satisfy me'.

He actually makes Alex Reid look like Einstein

[scone]

She still is very pretty.

[Queeniepops]

Originally Posted by scone

She still is very pretty.

Please tell me you're being ironic.

[Saltydog1955]

Originally Posted by MRS W

Lol it can't be her it is legible!

I think Kevin's been showing her how to use the spellcheck.

[Snark E]

Originally Posted by AmberApple

Obviously a lot of KP haters on this thread! Sad really for most of you as imo you get a laugh or kick out of bullying her (even if she doesn't see it, it's still a form of bullying). You don't know her personally and she is impulsive and make mistakes with her choice of exes, but is a good mother and will always be there for her kids and support them. IMO some on here have got friendly through having a laugh at her expense and now can't move on cos you've only her to run down in common. The irony is, it's you ppl that are keeping her more relevant. sad!

You need to Google Chris Rock's answer to that little gem.

[Tissy]

Originally Posted by wildhollie

I found this snippet interesting...

A source reveals: “She’s told Kieran not to move his stuff in. But Katie says he doesn’t need much anyway. He doesn’t wear many clothes at home and she’ll buy him new things – she likes to model her men

So does this mean, he has to spend most of his days and nights wandering around the house naked ?

Won't someone think of the children ???

It`s all about control.