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Old 01-02-2013, 11:42
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What happened to the personal trainer that used to feature in the show a lot?
Wasn't he supposed to be dating Pete's manager Claire? Not sure if that's still the case. She seems to appear in the episodes far less now compared to earlier series.

Pete and Carl are taking part in a 190 mile charity bike around Zanzibar in June so perhaps he'll reappear to help with their training.
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Old 01-02-2013, 14:08
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That was back in 2009. So where is this culinary greekenglian masterpiece that was going to change the way we eat forever?
And what exactly is "greekenglian" anyway?
From the mind that brought us "Insania"...
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Old 01-02-2013, 16:54
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And what exactly is "greekenglian" anyway?
From the mind that brought us "Insania"...
Barbequed Bangers and Moussaka?
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Old 01-02-2013, 17:25
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Barbequed Bangers and Moussaka?
Should it not be Austgreekglian?

Chuck another sausage roll on the kebab?
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Old 01-02-2013, 17:33
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oh my...trying to corner another market for male single parents, maybe his ex might have done one for the female single parents is there nothing he and his PR wont come up with to keep churning out dross articles?

What next? Pete's cookery school with his good friend Gino?

I am surprised he hasn't brought out a diet book along with a fitness video - with Claires boyfriend/security guard/driver etc etc
Pete does seem to like cooking Italian food, i've read a few articles where he says it's his cuisine of choice when he entertains. What have you gone and done, suggesting a plausible idea for yet another tv show for him
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Old 01-02-2013, 18:11
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Should it not be Austgreekglian?

Chuck another sausage roll on the kebab?
Souvlaki, chips and a tin of Fosters - best of all worlds
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Old 01-02-2013, 19:06
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Souvlaki, chips and a tin of Fosters - best of all worlds
I see you have gone for a 3 course menu he will probably entertain by spinning plates
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Old 01-02-2013, 19:18
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I see you have gone for a 3 course menu he will probably entertain by spinning plates
As long as he doesn't bring out the karaoke...

or the alka seltzer.
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Old 01-02-2013, 20:10
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deep fried battered kangaroo with ouzo foam
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Old 05-02-2013, 15:09
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Found on page two.

Pass the bucket guys.

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-j...120341221.html

He said: "I was so proud of her. She looked great in her gown, and you have to be pretty hot to pull off that look, don't you? I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
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Old 05-02-2013, 17:12
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Found on page two.

Pass the bucket guys.

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-j...120341221.html

He said: "I was so proud of her.She looked great in her gown, and you have to be pretty hot to pull off that look, don't you?I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates. It's an arena where we should never be objectified.
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Old 05-02-2013, 17:26
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No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates.

I'm surprised the DM hasn't got 500 pictures of the blessed St Emily "rocking the look" after she's "poured her curves" into her graduation gown.
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Old 05-02-2013, 17:35
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No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates.
What a tw*t.

"I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"

^^ Difficult to believe he's a 40yr old man. He sounds like he's Junior's age.
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Old 05-02-2013, 17:43
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What a tw*t.

[I]"I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"[/i]

^^ Difficult to believe he's a 40yr old man. He sounds like he's Junior's age.
Shame he didn't learn that WOMEN generally don't love whiny,shiny,self-obsessed,passive-aggressive man-babies isn't it?
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Old 05-02-2013, 18:23
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Did he practice his joined up writing in the card?
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Old 05-02-2013, 18:56
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Did he practice his joined up writing in the card?


Why it's sounds like he NEVER did cards before? ****!
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Old 05-02-2013, 18:59
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The lovable larrikin probably bought her a 50lb bag of ready mix cement for her mortar board.
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Old 05-02-2013, 19:08
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I see google alerts been busy this afternoon
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Old 05-02-2013, 23:25
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Pete may have many 'chapters' in his life...

But they're all slim volumes!
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:32
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Your Christmas presents 2013 are sorted, then.

''I'm thinking that I might bring out a fitness DVD called Fitness At 40. I've been asked to do workout DVDs in the past, and never done it, but I love this idea. I'd be able to incorporate all the stuff I've learned over the years to keep me in shape. Watch this space!''
http://www.contactmusic.com/news/pet...sharks_3483829

I am imagining Momma's face right now
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Old 06-02-2013, 12:25
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Does anyone else agree that Junior is turning into a right precocious little so-and-so...
That kid gets too much attention - Katie said he was acting up at school which was why she wanted the two youngest pulled from her series, she was right...
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Old 06-02-2013, 12:34
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As long as he doesn't bring out the karaoke...

or the alka seltzer.
deep fried battered kangaroo with ouzo foam
In keeping with IACGMOOH to which he owes so much, Kangaroo penis kebab with alka seltzer foam.

I have managed to put myself off my own lunch- clever
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Old 06-02-2013, 12:37
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Your Christmas presents 2013 are sorted, then.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news/pet...sharks_3483829

I am imagining Momma's face right now
She'll be clearing a space on her Pezza shelf in preparation.

Maybe he and Emily should do one together, Pete prancing about in his pants while Emily (in a white coat) explains the physical benefits...
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Old 06-02-2013, 13:39
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He should do a massage video, all these years his lackeys have been massaging his ego he no doubt will be a master at it. Preferably with no "happy endings" included.
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Old 06-02-2013, 13:51
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Nothing really, I just wanted Post 2,000.
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