[maurice45]

Originally Posted by KieranDS

I wonder if a new breed of "Cora and Sharon in the Vic as mother and daughter" threads will appear soon?

Or how about a hybrid?
"Cora and Sharon in the Vic, which is now a LGBT club, living as mother and daughter, with a tube crashing outside?"

I live in fear

Originally Posted by Aaron1995

Or the equal tedious 'Phil loves Shirley' threads

Yes, those are amongst the worst

[Scrabbler]

Originally Posted by broadshoulder

Alien abduction hasnt been done before.

The smell of rancid meat from McKlunkys could have lured them from the other side of the galaxy.

They could kidnap several residents to conduct breeding experiments on.

Suggestions?

The real reason the aliens have gone to McKlunkeys is to take Shirley back to her home planet.

[matty_anderson]

I do think it's time Eastenders shook it up a little with something new and got rid of some of the deadwood cast.

[maurice45]

Originally Posted by Scrabbler

The real reason the aliens have gone to McKlunkeys is to take Shirley back to her home planet.

They nabbed Nico instead, it would seem, he's disappeared!

[broadshoulder]

Originally Posted by Scrabbler

The real reason the aliens have gone to McKlunkeys is to take Shirley back to her home planet.

She does look abit like a tusken raider/sandman. But they have pleasanter personalities.

[winter99]

I needs new writers.....

[Bobby_Marz]

Originally Posted by Killjoy2013

wouldnt it be cheaper to have a mass murder go around chopping peoples heads off,it could be a simple way of getting rid of dead wood & i would be more than happy to do it for a tenner

Hahaa Thus is so FUNNY!!

[Kirk Angel]

Originally Posted by broadshoulder

She does look abit like a tusken raider/sandman. But they have pleasanter personalities.

I think she looks more Terrahawk than human.

[felixrex]

No. First of all, huge stunts are dumb and unnecessary.

Second, they have about a 0.1% chance of ever getting permission from TFL to do this. People seem to forget that the London Underground is a real-life, major organisation who must give permission to be used in fiction, and who, like any other company, are very stringent in regards to how they are portrayed. Expecting TFL to allow their company to be shown as incompetent and dangerous by showing a Tube crash is like expecting Walkers to allow a TV show to depict an epidemic of food poisoning resulting specifically from their crisps. A generic, unnamed brand of crisps - sure, you haven't got a problem. Likewise, a non-specific train crash wouldn't be a hitch. But a crash specifically on the Tube? Nah.

[Scrabbler]

Originally Posted by broadshoulder

She does look abit like a tusken raider/sandman. But they have pleasanter personalities.

Thats mean. But I can see where you're coming from.

[pete137]

How about a storyline where not one, not two, but three different parents forget what their baby looks like after it gets swapped.

Oh wait......................no one would swallow that claptrap !

[klendathu]

The Beeb haven't got the cash for this anyway . The budget has been blown on the Olympics . Plus they're going to have to pay out a few million in Jimmy claims .
Don't expect too many elaborate set pieces or location filming for the foreseeable future.
We are stuck in the micro world of the square during these times of austerity

[Killjoy2013]

so if this was to happen & it ended in a big fire - would we be alowed to say thats our taxes up in smoke

[gentleguy]

no thanks this isnt hollyoaks

[Makson]

I think it is time for another fairground disaster

[Mockney-Rebel]

The viaduct could collapse which causes a Tube crash. This could be dramatic viewing

[KieranDS]

Originally Posted by Mockney-Rebel

The viaduct could collapse which causes a Tube crash. This could be dramatic viewing

Ah. Sounds just like Corrie