[Granny McSmith]

Originally Posted by nebogipfel

Excellent.

(I'm regretting using a faux idiot persona in my posts here)

Faux? Now he tells us....

[kyllerbuzcut]

What's with all this anti- idiot agenda. As an idiot myself I find it completely offensive.
And why can't we have this thread with a pink background instead of blue?

[GDK]

Because Pink is for (and indeed is) a girl, silly! And you can't have a girl thread around here - you'll get the natives in a tizz!

[Granny McSmith]

Originally Posted by GDK

Because Pink is for (and indeed is) a girl, silly! And you can't have a girl thread around here - you'll get the natives in a tizz!

I have nothing against a girl thread per se, but how can an established boy thread suddenly change into a girl thread?

Some will say there is a precedent within the thread for this change of gender, but I think that was just a joke on the part of a few posters. The thread has always been blue, and it would be impossible to relate to a pink thread in the same way.

I for one would sadly have to stop posting in this thread if it became pink. Except for the lengthy complaints about the change which I would post roughly once an hour for the next 50 years.

[kyllerbuzcut]

It probably should stay blue, I'm not too sure how it might bee if it turned pink. But if it did turn pink ,then why not give it a try. You wont know if you like it or not, unless you keep coming back to post

[pajs1000]

Originally Posted by kyllerbuzcut

What's with all this anti- idiot agenda. As an idiot myself I find it completely offensive.
And why can't we have this thread with a pink background instead of blue?

I am an idiot as well. I work for the government and I rob people.........Shit wrong thread!!!

[nebogipfel]

Originally Posted by Granny McSmith

Faux? Now he tells us....

Don't believe those rumours about me being an idiot. That's "complete nonsense".

[Airborae]

A friend of mine said I was a traitor last week.

I told him that when I had my first video recorder my first video tape that I bought was a Doctor Who one. Pyramids of Mars actually. When I bought a DVD player, my first was Doctor Who - Tomb Of The Cybermen. Now I have a blu ray player and want to buy Skyfall as my first blu ray disc.

I think he's upset that I would place something over and above Doctor Who for a first time.

Am I a traitor?

[CoalHillJanitor]

Originally Posted by Airborae

A friend of mine said I was a traitor last week.

I told him that when I had my first video recorder my first video tape that I bought was a Doctor Who one. Pyramids of Mars actually. When I bought a DVD player, my first was Doctor Who - Tomb Of The Cybermen. Now I have a blu ray player and want to buy Skyfall as my first blu ray disc.

I think he's upset that I would place something over and above Doctor Who for a first time.

Am I a traitor?

Sounds like the definition of treason to me.

[sandydune]

Originally Posted by nebogipfel

That's "complete nonsense".

"Surely there is complete A-Z of Nonsense in the library" said the parrot to the cat who likes to look at stamps.

[Lii]

I do love the way this thread keeps reinventing itself. I never would have imagined that when the first page appeared about someones very important opinion, we would eventually be a bunch of idiots talking nonsense.

Wonderful.

[GDK]

Originally Posted by kyllerbuzcut

It probably should stay blue, I'm not too sure how it might bee if it turned pink. But if it did turn pink ,then why not give it a try. You wont know if you like it or not, unless you keep coming back to post

Yeah that's what the strung out guy with the wild eyes and needle marks in his arms said: "You won't know unless you try it. Go on... The first hit's for free!"

Na-ah! No way! I'm not goin' thru that agai...

*cough*

[sandydune]

so far no nonsense today

[sandydune]

I found some nonsense, wordle nonsense.

[Thrombin]

I am far too sensible to ever post nonsense. I mean, what's the point of nonsense anyway? I would suggest that nonsense is an insidious device to sap our brain power and make us all brainless idiots.

You won't catch me crying for something nonsensical like a pink thread. Purple, maybe, if it had polka dots. But pink? Never!

[GDK]

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath bitled out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't."

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

[sandydune]

twaddly balderdash

[CoalHillJanitor]

Originally Posted by GDK

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath bitled out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't."

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Thanks for that, I'd been wondering if there was a complete transcript ever since that time I filled my hat with rubber tortoises and wiped them on the Parthenon.


Zootle wurdle zootle wurdle zootle wurdle zootle wurdle zootle wurdle.

[GDK]

Pleased to be of service!



Now, if I could just find my copy of "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles"....

Thanks to DNA, of course

[CoalHillJanitor]

Originally Posted by GDK;*****466

Pleased to be of service!



Now, if I could just find my copy of "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles"....

Thanks to DNA, of course

None of us would be here without DNA.

[GDK]

Originally Posted by CoalHillJanitor;*****514

None of us would be here without DNA.

Ah yes. How many of us became "Doctor Who" fans on the strength of season 17 or such gems as "The Pirate Planet".

[CoalHillJanitor]

Originally Posted by GDK

Ah yes. How many of us became "Doctor Who" fans on the strength of season 17 or such gems as "The Pirate Planet".

No, no, I meant actual DNA.

[GDK]

I know. I was just giving it another spin and sending it back.



Merry Christmas, deoxyribonucleic acid.

[CoalHillJanitor]

Originally Posted by GDK

I know. I was just giving it another spin and sending it back.



Merry Christmas, deoxyribonucleic acid.

Ah, one of those genetic boomerang thingies. Happy bonfire night, polyphase avatron.

[GDK]

OMG! You've hit the flying Doctor!