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Old 24-02-2013, 10:28
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...irlfriend.html

Lock up your daughters! That well known man slut Cowell has ended his relationship with Carmen Electra and is now back on the market.

As if one woman could ever satisfy his red blooded completely hetro lust
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Old 24-02-2013, 10:33
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He'll be fighting them off with a twig.
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Old 24-02-2013, 10:47
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He's never been on the market. Not for females anyway (IMO)

The reek of lavender is overwhelming in his case.
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Old 24-02-2013, 16:33
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...irlfriend.html

Lock up your daughters! That well known man slut Cowell has ended his relationship with Carmen Electra and is now back on the market.

As if one woman could ever satisfy his red blooded completely hetro lust
Ended i didn't even know it had started
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Old 24-02-2013, 17:38
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Ended i didn't even know it had started
Oh yes, it was real hot blooded heterosexual lust and no mistake
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Old 24-02-2013, 18:01
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I don't think this was Sinitta's toyboy... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...on-Cowell.html
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Old 24-02-2013, 18:31
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Lock up your daughters (but then again maybe not)
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Old 24-02-2013, 18:55
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As a single female you have no idea how happy this news has made me. In fact I'm off to fetch my best beard to celebrate
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Old 24-02-2013, 18:58
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Only a matter of time until Taylor Swift's agent is given a call.
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Old 24-02-2013, 19:46
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The PR contract had expired.
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Old 24-02-2013, 19:58
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Im free
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Old 24-02-2013, 20:26
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Form an orderly queue ladies, no fighting now.
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Old 24-02-2013, 20:27
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Katie Prices new husband better watch out...
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Old 24-02-2013, 22:42
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Only a matter of time until Taylor Swift's agent is given a call.
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Old 24-02-2013, 22:45
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I'm absolutely stunned it didn't work out for those two I seriously thought they'd be together forever
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Old 24-02-2013, 23:09
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I'm absolutely stunned it didn't work out for those two I seriously thought they'd be together forever
If Pwicey and Ken split up after this bombshell, we really know romance is truly dead and there is no hope for the rest of us if they can't make it
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Old 24-02-2013, 23:38
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I think Dale Winton is available and if they just stare into each others eyes they can ditch the mirrors (like that's going to happen!)
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Old 24-02-2013, 23:54
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Like that was going to last.
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Old 25-02-2013, 00:00
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I think Dale Winton is available and if they just stare into each others eyes they can ditch the mirrors (like that's going to happen!)
T'is entirely possible, Earthling: 'Chantelle Houghton shows off beach body in monochrome bikini as its revealed a hypnotherapist is wooing her'
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Old 25-02-2013, 11:49
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Funny thread and posts! Simon the man-whore.
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Old 25-02-2013, 11:51
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Lock up your daughters (but then again maybe not)


Only a matter of time until Taylor Swift's agent is given a call.
You know!

The bearding business must be so lucrative.
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Old 25-02-2013, 11:56
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Good to see his publicist Max Clifford earning his crust.
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Old 25-02-2013, 12:09
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CE probably asked him about his moobs being bigger than hers.
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Old 25-02-2013, 13:05
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Oh yes, it was real hot blooded heterosexual lust and no mistake
I bet he really wanted to give her one because she's fabulous.
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Old 25-02-2013, 13:31
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Carmen Electra was too much women for him.
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