[bunny55]

Originally Posted by annw

I didn t know he had done an interview about Katies new husband or pancake day pics, I thought it was a source [made up story] I did wonder why her new husband [or Katie, did look as though she had taken the pic] felt the need to send the pic and twitter to Pete though about said family pancake day.

Cant see the difference in a photo of Kates husband making pancakes with the kids and a photo of Emily checking Junior's throat (in his column).

He frankly has a nerve to moan at her antics, whilst ignoring his own.

[annw]

Did his girlfriend send katie the mag with his column direct to her.

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by annw

We don t know if Pete did an interview but we know Katies new husband sent the twitter and pics to direct to Pete.

No he didn't. He posted the pics on his twitter saying it was his family but he didn't tweet that directly to Pete. The only thing he did tweet to him was that Junior will be a heartbreaker when he grows up after someone said that he's the image of his father.

[Becky Sharpe]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

I wish...
Imagine the column he'd have to write the week after waking up to find a horse's head in his bed.

aka 'The munchies'? [> UK updated version]

[Daisy Bennyboots]

Originally Posted by lexi22

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...-40th-birthday

Sad news from DOTYland courtesy of Pete's close friend and greasy orange sycophant Dim Wooden.

'Pancakes with the family!!!!!!!!'

Dim Wooden - lol!

NOW mag are soooo OTT with their KP hysteria....look at this link...the journalist is "angry" because KP annouced her pregnancy....erm...in the same month Peter Andre has a birthday! Sniggeringly tenuous.I know their paycheque depends on a keeping alive a war between the two but purlease....praps anger management Jess, huh?

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/blogs/n...dre-s-birthday.

I read Heat todays...apparently Pete's been confiding in his brother that Emily isn't read to settle down. It's all KP's fault of course. Is Emily's contract nearly up then? Countdown on to 'KP broke up me and Emily' stories I reckon. *sets watch*. Looks again at NOW mag...oh it's already happening!

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by Daisy Bennyboots

Dim Wooden - lol!

NOW mag are soooo OTT with their KP hysteria....look at this link...the journalist is "angry" because KP annouced her pregnancy....erm...in the same month Peter Andre has a birthday! Sniggeringly tenuous.I know their paycheque depends on a keeping alive a war between the two but purlease....praps anger management Jess, huh?

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/blogs/n...dre-s-birthday.

I read Heat todays...apparently Pete's been confiding in his brother that Emily isn't read to settle down. It's all KP's fault of course. Is Emily's contract nearly up then? Countdown on to 'KP broke up me and Emily' stories I reckon. *sets watch*. Looks again at NOW mag...oh it's already happening!

Firstly,you have my unending admiration for having the balls to admit that you read Heat magazine.For shame.
Whilst there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that PA himself actually complained about her announcement coming in his birthday month (and WHO has a birthday MONTH ffs-most of us just have to settle for one day) it does sound like the PA pa machine is winding itself up for something.
I think you're right that it could only be the forerunner for one of two things.
PA and St Emily will announce their engagement.
PA and St Emily will split,leading to 5,247 magazine articles blaming it on KP accompanied by a set of photos of PA looking wistfully into the distance clutching a stethoscope to his manly chest.

[Daisy Bennyboots]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star;64480913[B

]Firstly,you have my unending admiration for having the balls to admit that you read Heat magazine.For shame.[/b]
Whilst there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that PA himself actually complained about her announcement coming in his birthday month (and WHO has a birthday MONTH ffs-most of us just have to settle for one day) it does sound like the PA pa machine is winding itself up for something.
I think you're right that it could only be the forerunner for one of two things.
PA and St Emily will announce their engagement.
PA and St Emily will split,leading to 5,247 magazine articles blaming it on KP accompanied by a set of photos of PA looking wistfully into the distance clutching a stethoscope to his manly chest.

LMAO!!

(p.s Oh Az, I assure you I never buy these mags, I am nominated donut run person on a Tuesday and I flick though the mags in Tesco while balancing a box of Krispy Kreme)

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by Daisy Bennyboots

LMAO!!

(p.s Oh Az, I assure you I never buy these mags, I am nominated donut run person on a Tuesday and I flick though the mags in Tesco while balancing a box of Krispy Kreme)

Pah!
A likely story

[sidsgirl]

[quote=Daisy Bennyboots;64481014]LMAO!!

(p.s Oh Az, I assure you I never buy these mags, I am nominated donut run person on a Tuesday and I flick though the mags in Tesco while balancing a box of Krispy Kreme)[/QUOTE]

Are you sure you don't volunteer Daisy.........l won't tell.

[Azura's Star]

Slightly OT I know but why is this thread so much more fun than the KP ones?

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Daisy Bennyboots

Dim Wooden - lol!

NOW mag are soooo OTT with their KP hysteria....look at this link...the journalist is "angry" because KP annouced her pregnancy....erm...in the same month Peter Andre has a birthday! Sniggeringly tenuous.I know their paycheque depends on a keeping alive a war between the two but purlease....praps anger management Jess, huh?

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/blogs/n...dre-s-birthday.

I read Heat todays...apparently Pete's been confiding in his brother that Emily isn't read to settle down. It's all KP's fault of course. Is Emily's contract nearly up then? Countdown on to 'KP broke up me and Emily' stories I reckon. *sets watch*. Looks again at NOW mag...oh it's already happening!

"Am I the only one who thought her ex-hubby Peter Andre might have appreciated celebrating his 40th birthday on Wednesday in peace, rather than having the whole world's attention on him? Maybe could Katie have waited just another week to share this news?"

The whole world?

They really do live in another world, these desperate zelebs and their equally desperate mouthpieces.

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

Slightly OT I know but why is this thread so much more fun than the KP ones?

Possibly because we're laughing at this silly needy 40yr old ManBaby rather than crucifying him and suggesting he's the most evil man who ever walked the earth?

[Goaty]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

Slightly OT I know but why is this thread so much more fun than the KP ones?

I agree, as never read KP threads as its uncomfortable to see too many vile posts. Sorry

[Daisy Bennyboots]

Originally Posted by sidsgirl

Are you sure you don't volunteer Daisy.........l won't tell.

Rumbled Fresh air, donuts, 20 minutes of skiving and an opportunity to snigger at the panto that is z-listville and their management/gossip mag cronies concocting cringy twaddle to keep us interested and them in paid employment - makes my Tuesday!

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

Slightly OT I know but why is this thread so much more fun than the KP ones?

...is the question...

Originally Posted by lexi22

Possibly because we're laughing at this silly needy 40yr old ManBaby rather than crucifying him and suggesting he's the most evil man who ever walked the earth?

....is the answer!

[Fizgig]

The only reason these posts aren't as near the bone is because PA hasn't given good reason to crucify him... I wonder what the comments would be like if he was chewing his face off in a gay bar telling everyone he's into anal. You's wish... Or slagging off men like Beckham, or Gavin Henson over his body. People are on here slating him for getting an award, or having a steady girlfriend who the kids have gotten to know, but not having much to say about KP's new stripper step-daddy she's knocked up to as soon as the door slams after Leo. I've read a lot of vile posts about PA.

[annw]

Nobody even knows if he even knows about this story [the last one was even made up] As for the comment the whole world, the mags words not his.

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

The only reason these posts aren't as near the bone is because PA hasn't given good reason to crucify him... I wonder what the comments would be like if he was chewing his face off in a gay bar telling everyone he's into anal. You's wish... Or slagging off men like Beckham, or Gavin Henson over his body. People are on here slating him for getting an award, or having a steady girlfriend who the kids have gotten to know, but not having much to say about KP's new stripper step-daddy she's knocked up to as soon as the door slams after Leo. I've read a lot of vile posts about PA.

I'm slightly curious as to how one chews one's own face off - in a bar or anywhere else? Did you mean chewing someone else's face off?

And no, can only speak for myself here but can't think of anything I'd less like to see or hear about than Pete discussing more of his sexual needs and preferences.

But if that's how you like to imagine him, who am I to criticise?

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by lexi22

I'm slightly curious as to how one chews one's own face off - in a bar or anywhere else? Did you mean chewing someone else's face off?

And no, can only speak for myself here but can't think of anything I'd less like to see or hear about than Pete discussing more of his sexual needs and preferences.

But if that's how you like to imagine him, who am I to criticise?

Heaven forfend!
1001 exciting things to do with a packet of Alka Seltzer and a bag of Maltesers?

[cazzz]

has there been anything official from the Malta government to celebrate the Cultural Ambassador's special day? A festival at the very least?

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by cazzz

has there been anything official from the Malta government to celebrate the Cultural Ambassador's special day? A festival at the very least?

I expect it will be a national bank holiday in Malta.

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by cazzz

has there been anything official from the Malta government to celebrate the Cultural Ambassador's special day? A festival at the very least?

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

In the opposite direction?

[cazzz]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

aha, so that explains why amy childs was warming up the other day going for a tanning record...no doubt it will be a CAN production.

Lizzie Cundy will do a running commentary for OK.
Claire's boyfriend sorting out security and transport (does Malta have a large number of people carriers?)
Gemma Collins...hmmm...well she will turn up just to get her pic in Dan Woottons column.

[Fizgig]

Originally Posted by lexi22

I'm slightly curious as to how one chews one's own face off - in a bar or anywhere else? Did you mean chewing someone else's face off?

And no, can only speak for myself here but can't think of anything I'd less like to see or hear about than Pete discussing more of his sexual needs and preferences.

But if that's how you like to imagine him, who am I to criticise?

The Abomination gang live for the day he acts like his ex. It won't happen though. He is betterer.

[NotaTypo]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

The Abomination gang live for the day he acts like his ex. It won't happen though. He is betterer.

He loves his kids (and Malta) too.