[artlesschaos]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

The whole of Malta?

[artlesschaos]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

The Abomination gang live for the day he acts like his ex. It won't happen though. He is betterer.

Damning him with very feint praise there!

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

I've got no hol days left this year. Can you go, Blondie, as our rep. I'm sure Momma will accompany you. She's not one to let a Cheesy Maltesery Pete Festival pass unmarked.

Here's how you two need to dress so you don't let us down on the cheesy maltesery front. The Ambassador and St Emily are already there.

[dirty dingus]

Hey folks, been out the loop a bit as I went to Malta in Ohio in the U, S of A by mistake. It was like a PA itv2 adventure though. I met the most important bricklayer in the village who showed me how to point a wall, after this feat of engineering brilliance I learned how to knit a blanket out of spaghetti.BOOM. I sang Insania at the village hall where I was showered with beards from the local Amish community, After opening the new sewer pipe it was time to go home....what a trip.

[waz101]

Originally Posted by Nicola32

You make it sound like the whole population of Malta have voiced their disapproval.

Let's put this into perspective What is the population of Malta? 400,000(approx)? Less than 1800 people have signed the petition...that is less than 1% of the population.

So, it would seem that the vast majority of the maltese people are not really that bothered by it.

1800 would represent over 30% of the people who register their place of usual residence as Valletta though (not necessarily the same thing as actually living there). For a capital city it is very underpopulated.

[cazzz]

Originally Posted by dirty dingus

Hey folks, been out the loop a bit as I went to Malta in Ohio in the U, S of A by mistake. It was like a PA itv2 adventure though. I met the most important bricklayer in the village who showed me how to point a wall, after this feat of engineering brilliance I learned how to knit a blanket out of spaghetti.BOOM. I sang Insania at the village hall where I was showered with beards from the local Amish community, After opening the new sewer pipe it was time to go home....what a trip.

that sounds far more interesting than the actual itv show

[Fizgig]

Originally Posted by artlesschaos

Damning him with very feint praise there!

That depends. If I said he's only just betterer - that would be very feint praise. Or he could be a million times betterer, in which case there would be a fair amount of praise.
That wasn't the issue though, as my point was that he won't act in a manner that will get him vilified, like the complaint I was responding to regarding KP's thread. Context.

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by dirty dingus

Hey folks, been out the loop a bit as I went to Malta in Ohio in the U, S of A by mistake. It was like a PA itv2 adventure though. I met the most important bricklayer in the village who showed me how to point a wall, after this feat of engineering brilliance I learned how to knit a blanket out of spaghetti.BOOM. I sang Insania at the village hall where I was showered with beards from the local Amish community, After opening the new sewer pipe it was time to go home....what a trip.

Wow. Bet we're the only thread on the DS forum with two Ambassadors.

[NotaTypo]

Originally Posted by lexi22

Wow. Bet we're the only thread on the DS forum with two Ambassadors.

So where the hell is my Fererro Rocher?

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by NotaTypo

So where the hell is my Fererro Rocher?

Pardon, M'lady, here you are - compliments of the Ambassadors

What a lazy pair of ambassadors they are.

[NotaTypo]

Originally Posted by lexi22

Pardon, M'lady, here you are - compliments of the Ambassadors

What a lazy pair of ambassadors they are.

Thank you!

Om nom nom!

[dirty dingus]

Originally Posted by NotaTypo

Thank you!

Om nom nom!

I don't know what it is but you two talking about the ambassadors chocolate just gives me the willies.

Onto important stuff, how will PA propel himself into the font of the page 3s thunder stealers babies big day?

[Daisy Bennyboots]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

That episode of Black Mirror where prisoners who commit heinous crime face a day of terror, have their memory wiped and then have to go though it all over again the next day until their sentence ends? Well Malteaser Day sounds like the answer to our prison crisis! We may actually generate a crime-free utopia here!!

Originally Posted by NotaTypo

So where the hell is my Fererro Rocher?

I have spent all night gluing them into a pyramid ready for serving as it's actually illegal to present them to Ambassadors any other way.

[bunny55]

40 words of wisdom from the birthday boy

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_2765708.html

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

The Abomination gang live for the day he acts like his ex. It won't happen though. He is betterer.

Betterer than KP.
Like being told that you're classier than Kerry Katona and more intelligent than Chantellitall

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by bunny55

40 words of wisdom from the birthday boy

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_2765708.html

Oh Bunny, that was very entertaining. A mix of-

insightful:
"I cringe when I watch myself on TV."

comedy gold:
“I visualise my career goals and they always happen. I know that in two years time I’ll be playing Wembley again.”

and downright thought provoking:
"Why is it that you chop trees down, then chop them up?"

Happy Birthday, Pete.

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by lexi22

Oh Bunny, that was very entertaining. A mix of-

insightful:
"I cringe when I watch myself on TV."

comedy gold:
“I visualise my career goals and they always happen. I know that in two years time I’ll be playing Wembley again.”

and downright thought provoking:
"Why is it that you chop trees down, then chop them up?"

Happy Birthday, Pete.

You missed out the great idiot's finest philosophical musing
"I hate feet,they're disgusting!What are they even for?"

Seriously? Twunt.

[Daisy Bennyboots]

Originally Posted by bunny55

40 words of wisdom from the birthday boy

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_2765708.html

“When I left her I thought that was definitely the end of my career. But I was prepared to do it to not be in that marriage anymore.”

Is than an admission that he only has a career because of her? At least he's honest.

[momma11]

Originally Posted by lexi22

I've got no hol days left this year. Can you go, Blondie, as our rep. I'm sure Momma will accompany you. She's not one to let a Cheesy Maltesery Pete Festival pass unmarked.

Here's how you two need to dress so you don't let us down on the cheesy maltesery front. The Ambassador and St Emily are already there.

* case packed,sunglasses on ,hair speshully done for the occasion , ( even shaved my legs just in case ) waiting for Blondie by the front gate *

cummon Blondie , where are you ! I'm hyperventilating with excitement here !
Let's gooooo!!!!!!"!!

[artlesschaos]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

That depends. If I said he's only just betterer - that would be very feint praise. Or he could be a million times betterer, in which case there would be a fair amount of praise.
That wasn't the issue though, as my point was that he won't act in a manner that will get him vilified, like the complaint I was responding to regarding KP's thread. Context.

So, in the context that very many people in the thread hold her in the same esteem that they do fox poo (including you), why would you choose to compare him to her? You damned him with you comparison, not me.
Compare him to someone "betterer" than that...let's see how he holds up.

[NotaTypo]

Originally Posted by artlesschaos

So, in the context that very many people in the thread hold her in the same esteem that they do fox poo (including you), why would you choose to compare him to her? You damned him with you comparison, not me.
Compare him to someone "betterer" than that...let's see how he holds up.

That's the problem, though. He doesn't. Katie Price is the only person he can be favourably compared to.

[Fizgig]

Originally Posted by artlesschaos

So, in the context that very many people in the thread hold her in the same esteem that they do fox poo (including you), why would you choose to compare him to her? You damned him with you comparison, not me.
Compare him to someone "betterer" than that...let's see how he holds up.

I don't hold KP in the same esteem as fox poo, if you read my posts about her, they are usually stating facts about things she's said or done.
I've already answered that question in my last post. Who else he is betterer than isn't appropriate to what I said and why I said it.

[Daisy Bennyboots]

KP wished a nameless person an happy birthday and hoped they have a 'fabulous day and year' last night on Twitter. At least we know what next week's mags headlines will be "Kate ruins Pete's birthday by wishing him Happy Birthday".

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by momma11

* case packed,sunglasses on ,hair speshully done for the occasion , ( even shaved my legs just in case ) waiting for Blondie by the front gate *

cummon Blondie , where are you ! I'm hyperventilating with excitement here !
Let's gooooo!!!!!!"!!

Don't forget to report back!!

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Daisy Bennyboots

KP wished a nameless person an happy birthday and hoped they have a 'fabulous day and year' last night on Twitter. At least we know what next week's mags headlines will be "Kate ruins Pete's birthday by wishing him Happy Birthday".

How thoughtless of her.