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Old 24-03-2013, 12:35
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I know, I was the one who found it, but that's just a fashion faux pas, I'd quite like to see him with greying hair
I'm strongly attracted to baldness but doubt even PA bald would appeal to me.
Actually I find him quite funny looking.

Thanks for finding the pic though because it cracks me up.
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Old 24-03-2013, 12:41
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I'm strongly attracted to baldness but doubt even PA bald would appeal to me.
Actually I find him quite funny looking.
I think it's when he does that pose where he looks like someone has let off the most disgusting smelling fart and his face looks like it's stuck in disgust he does look dodgy then, but overall, he dresses well and he probably smells quite nice, got good skin, quite a handsome chap, but I'd step over him to get to Gerard Butler obviously, all I was saying is that he is good looking or he would never have his own show, who would want to watch an ugly bloke milling about the place or buy a calendar of a half dressed Lloyd Webber, come on
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Old 24-03-2013, 12:57
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I know, I was the one who found it, but that's just a fashion faux pas, I'd quite like to see him with greying hair
Id quite like to see him in a water tight sealed wheelie bin floating back to Oz but hey ho every ones different
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:00
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Id quite like to see him in a water tight sealed wheelie bin floating back to Oz but hey ho every ones different
I wonder how Brian McFadden has more clout in Oz than Andre, why wasn't he the X Factor judge?
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:02
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I wonder how Brian McFadden has more clout in Oz than Andre, why wasn't he the X Factor judge?
Does Cyprus have XF? Surely he'd be a shoo in as head judge. Or even Malta seeing as he's the cultural ambassador (or whatever) and best loved person in the country ever
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:07
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Does Cyprus have XF? Surely he'd be a shoo in as head judge. Or even Malta seeing as he's the cultural ambassador (or whatever) and best loved person in the country ever
He has invested in allegedly buying lots of maltesers out of respect for his new ambassador of culture position,(that is a joke btw) when he returns to Malta it will be with a camera crew to show all his viewers that it's a great place and instead of them holidaying in the likes of Majorca, they will instead book there holiday in Malta in the likelihood that they will bump into a chest baring Andre.
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:31
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instead of them holidaying in the likes of Majorca, they will instead book there holiday in Malta in the likelihood that they will bump into a chest baring Andre.
This ^^^ would be one of the main reasons I would think twice about going to Malta
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:33
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He has invested in allegedly buying lots of maltesers out of respect for his new ambassador of culture position,(that is a joke btw) when he returns to Malta it will be with a camera crew to show all his viewers that it's a great place and instead of them holidaying in the likes of Majorca, they will instead book there holiday in Malta in the likelihood that they will bump into a chest baring Andre.
And then he could benevolently distribute them among the needy in Cyprus.
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:37
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Wouldn't it of been better for his management to allow Peter time off after his brothers death instead of filming his grief? 4 weeks after his brothers death was way to soon IMO
I think it might be in the contract that he signed that he has to keep on filming (stop/ delay filming = you don't get paid for the entire series).

And no, 4 weeks is no WAY not enough time to grieve especially as they seemed pretty damn close. (and it seems he has a lot of his family on the pay role so maybe he has to keep going to keep the cash coming in?)
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:40
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I think it might be in the contract that he signed that he has to keep on filming (stop/ delay filming = you don't get paid for the entire series).

And no, 4 weeks is no WAY not enough time to grieve especially as they seemed pretty damn close. (and it seems he has a lot of his family on the pay role so maybe he has to keep going to keep the cash coming in?)
I partly agree with you Bobcat.. But surely those who film him ( his own management team) would know better than anyone how he is dealing with his loss and would take the view to delay for peters well being.
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:41
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And then he could benevolently distribute them among the needy in Cyprus.
He could fly out there on Thursday and be filmed handing out Maundy Maltesers in the streets to those poor souls who don't have their own tv show.

He could even attempt to single handedly save the Euro by the power of song while he's there.
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:52
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I partly agree with you Bobcat.. But surely those who film him ( his own management team) would know better than anyone how he is dealing with his loss and would take the view to delay for peters well being.
You'd think so betty but I think it all comes done to the "kerr CHING" factor. Think how much money (and face) the company would lose?

So not going to watch it though, gave up with the series AGES ago!

(and now I'm afraid to go on hols anywhere beginning with "M")
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:52
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The question is when is this man going to let his mask slip, will it be in Malta, if the Maltese people are so against him being a cultural ambassador will they vent their views at a public speaking? Will they turn up in their droves and shout obscenities at him? Is this where he will snap and launch into a tirade of profanities?

Of course his mask will never slip because it will cost him his career
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Old 24-03-2013, 13:55
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(and now I'm afraid to go on hols anywhere beginning with "M")
Malta - Andre (plus crew of 100's)

Marbella - Cast of TOWIE

Magalluf - Chavs

yep, I feel your pain
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Old 24-03-2013, 15:08
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This ^^^ would be one of the main reasons I would think twice about going to Malta
Never ever let the prospect of a potential Twonk sighting put you off going to Malta. Tis a beautiful place.
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Old 24-03-2013, 16:03
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He could fly out there on Thursday and be filmed handing out Maundy Maltesers in the streets to those poor souls who don't have their own tv show.

He could even attempt to single handedly save the Euro by the power of song while he's there.
Maundy Maltesers

You should write to CAN with your proposalage, Blondie.
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Old 24-03-2013, 16:45
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Never ever let the prospect of a potential Twonk sighting put you off going to Malta. Tis a beautiful place.
I will take your advice and risk a twonk sighting .. I'd love to see Malta as it does look like a beautiful place
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Old 24-03-2013, 18:32
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I think it's when he does that pose where he looks like someone has let off the most disgusting smelling fart and his face looks like it's stuck in disgust - he does look dodgy then
Now, to me, he always looks like that. There's something weird going on with his top lip that gives him a permanent sneer/bad smell under his nose look.
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Old 24-03-2013, 18:49
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Now, to me, he always looks like that. There's something weird going on with his top lip that gives him a permanent sneer/bad smell under his nose look.
That always happens when hes trying to rub the last bits of alka seltzer off his top gum
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Old 24-03-2013, 19:29
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He could fly out there on Thursday and be filmed handing out Maundy Maltesers in the streets to those poor souls who don't have their own tv show.

He could even attempt to single handedly save the Euro by the power of song while he's there.
You'd think so betty but I think it all comes done to the "kerr CHING" factor. Think how much money (and face) the company would lose?

So not going to watch it though, gave up with the series AGES ago!

(and now I'm afraid to go on hols anywhere beginning with "M")
The question is when is this man going to let his mask slip, will it be in Malta, if the Maltese people are so against him being a cultural ambassador will they vent their views at a public speaking? Will they turn up in their droves and shout obscenities at him? Is this where he will snap and launch into a tirade of profanities?

Of course his mask will never slip because it will cost him his career
Maundy Maltesers

You should write to CAN with your proposalage, Blondie.
That always happens when hes trying to rub the last bits of alka seltzer off his top gum
You guys crack me up.
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Old 24-03-2013, 20:05
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Maundy Maltesers

You should write to CAN with your proposalage, Blondie.
I might just do that Lexi.

If CAN are reading this - 20% and you can have the Maundy Maltesers for the show
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Old 24-03-2013, 22:32
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I might just do that Lexi.

If CAN are reading this - 20% and you can have the Maundy Maltesers for the show
Ask for 25% they will bargain you down to 20 ... Then you will both be happy
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Old 25-03-2013, 08:00
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Have Petey and the Andre family still got property and businesses on Cyprus? I wonder if the crisis over there will affect them? If so, here's hoping they haven't got more than a hundred thousand euros in the bank, as they've just lost it

Deposits above 100,000 euros, which under EU law are not insured, will be frozen and will be used to resolve debt. It is not yet clear how severe the losses will be for these depositors
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Old 25-03-2013, 09:40
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Deposits above 100,000 euros, which under EU law are not insured, will be frozen and will be used to resolve debt. It is not yet clear how severe the losses will be for these depositors
If youve lost 100,000 euros, I would say severe.
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Old 25-03-2013, 09:58
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Oh why can't he have a girlfriend called Emma Rhodes, they would be real suffering.
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