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Old 25-03-2013, 09:57
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Ouch!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...igh-heels.html
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:32
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I shouldn't laugh but that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:42
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Although she fell down only four steps, the impact made worse because her hands were in her pockets.

That's the sort of action you would reprimand your 10 year old for doing.
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:44
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Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:45
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Yes, poor Frankie from The Saturdays came back from her mystery illness with slightly bigger boobs.
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:51
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Ouch!!!

all it takes is to lose your footing...this is what worries me when victoria beckham struts around with a baby in arms,,,,
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:51
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I'm not saying I don't believe her but I've never gone running with my hands in my pockets.

That said its actually sounds so ridiculous it could well be true if you were making something up it could be more plausible.
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:59
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I would like to thank the hamster-faced harpy for giving me a such a laugh on a Monday morning.
I am an awful,awful person.
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:00
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Glad I'm not alone at having a chuckle!
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:03
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She has been looking top heavy of late. That'll teach her.
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:09
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Glad I'm not alone at having a chuckle!
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:10
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I've run with my hands in my pockets before but tend to lean backwards, so if I do fall, I'd most likely end up on my backside. That said, I haven't done that in a long time (and definitely won't after reading this )
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:14
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I've run with my hands in my pockets before but tend to lean backwards, so if I do fall, I'd most likely end up on my backside. That said, I haven't done that in a long time (and definitely won't after reading this )
But do you do it in high heels?
Going downstairs?
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:21
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Hopefully next time she'll break her neck. Chortle!

Wait...I sense I may have gone too far. Someone should make some sort of diagram so I know which injuries are okay to laugh at and which aren't.

I'm guessing minor bone and cartilage injuries for Vorders are okay for a giggle. Cilla Black getting ripped up in a threshing machine is okay to have a good knee-slap at. Jordan can be anything short of liquefied in a freak acid explosion. Minor wounds to Rihanna are okay for a titter as long as Chris Brown didn't inflict them.
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:24
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Ouch! her clothes are so tight it is a wonder she can move far less run!
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:28
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Ouch! her clothes are so tight it is a wonder she can move far less run!
I wish we could be spared those awful ISME ads
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:29
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But do you do it in high heels?
Going downstairs?
(fnarr fnarr, lol)
I've walked fast down the stairs of a train station in heels, although they weren't as high as the ones La Vorderman wears.
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:33
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Pride comes before a fall.
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:47
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There is a funny side to it but ouch, poor Carol.

She might have had her hands in her pockets to keep them warm. It has been a bit cold, after all!
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:50
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Which nose was it ? her own or the plastic one
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:54
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Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....
My thoughts exactly!!!!
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Old 25-03-2013, 12:00
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I wonder when she stacked it, did she sound like the Eastenders jingle or the Countdown one. I am in no way a maths expert but even I could workout the equation of Heels + Stairs = Disaster.
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Old 25-03-2013, 12:09
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Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....
Cynical, but I can't disagree
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Old 25-03-2013, 12:20
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Pride comes before a fall.
Perfect!
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Old 25-03-2013, 12:56
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Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....
My thoughts exactly!!!!
Cynical, but I can't disagree
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