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Old 15-04-2013, 12:27
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I never understood why would anyone be proud to have slept with 1000 women?If this is true (very hard to believe) he's a walking STD.
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Old 15-04-2013, 12:36
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How many of these people would have slept with him if he wasn't on tv and his dad wasn't a millionaire?

Answers on a postcard........
On the back of a postage stamp more like.
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Old 15-04-2013, 13:32
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Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.

Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.

Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.

That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.

What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
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Old 15-04-2013, 16:41
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Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.

Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.

Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.

That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.

What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:20
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Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.

Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.

Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.

That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.

What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.

exactly

whenever i here i slept with X thousand women i always think

bullshine unless you a pornstar

its all about averages

you just cant keep it up (badum tiss)

whatever it is divide by about 50

women lie about age men about sex
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Old 15-04-2013, 20:52
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Assuming that this walnut-faced pube-haired gurn on a stick began having sex at the age of 14, given he's now 24, that gives us 10 years of sexual activity.

Given he claims to have 'stopped' when in 'serious relationships' and given that for a relationship to be considered serious I think we can reasonably say it has to have lasted at least 3 months and upward. He says 'serious relationships' as a plural, so let's take a conservative estimate and shave 2 years for times when he was in a monogamous relationship.

Even this Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike lothario must get ill some of the time (weeping sores around the genitals, for instance), so let's knock 6 further months off for illness, rest, penile-reattachment surgery etc.

That leaves us with 7 years and 6 months, so roughly one new conquest every 2.7 days.

What can we possibly declare other than that this charmingly gormless belm-mugged Casanova of the 21st century is a very discerning young man. Or a lying halfwit. I'm undecided.
They must have been throwing themselves at him when he pops to the shop! Unless he has out on the pull every 2 days since he was 14. BTW never heard of him until this thread never watched TOWIE and feel far superior for it as well!
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Old 15-04-2013, 22:48
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Amy Childs is quite a achievement for him really - I bet she's pretty wild in bed.

Having seen that porn star's Gemma Massey performance I see the attraction!
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Old 16-04-2013, 00:08
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Is that not a misprint? "I've slept with ONE woman"
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Old 16-04-2013, 09:27
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Wayne-Rooney-looking-in-the-back-of-a-spoon-alike
Best description ever!
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Old 17-04-2013, 02:58
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Cue lots of fame-hungry girls sending Kirk tweets along the lines of 'Hey Kirk wana mak dat 1001 LOL xxx'.
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Old 17-04-2013, 03:31
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Amy Childs is quite a achievement for him really - I bet she's pretty wild in bed.

Having seen that porn star's Gemma Massey performance I see the attraction!
Care to provide a link for research purposes of course?
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Old 17-04-2013, 03:43
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I don't find it hard to believe. Give me a day and I could find a thousand that would on Twitter alone.
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Old 17-04-2013, 08:56
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Can't be true as the moron can't count to more than three - and that's with the help of his fingers!
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Old 17-04-2013, 10:23
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I can sort of see it as I fancied him at the start of the show (when he looked normal). He has good banter and can actually string a sentence together unlike pretty much everyone else on TOWIE (Goodger was the worst, I don't think she ever actually uttered one grammatically correct sentence in 3 years).

I always thought he had nice eyes too, very sparky and cheeky. Not particularly handsome but good patter, quite cheeky and funny. It was only once he returned that I started to dislike him (I believe he was horrid on CBB but I've never watched it), his arrogance and general penilhead-ness was palpable. He's clearly got a bit of a dark side, compounded when Lauren Pope said "I wish I could have the nice you all the time".

I doubt he's had even 800 women though. I also doubt Amy Childs is wild in bed.

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Old 17-04-2013, 21:13
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-appetite.html

How? On CBB he was a vile letch whose idea of a chat up line is 'are your tits real? F**k off are they'.

I do think this shows that if you put a pig on tv,. someone would want to shag it.

Where is the vomit smilie when you need it?
Well I am a fan - sex on legs and funny with it. I'd definitely like to sniff under her sweaty hairy armpits.
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Old 17-04-2013, 21:14
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I didn't know there were so many women with lousy eyesight all atracted to the same bloke
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Old 18-04-2013, 11:43
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I didn't know there were so many women with lousy eyesight all atracted to the same bloke
Haha, I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder. I personally abhor Mark Wright in every way possible. I think he's nasty, arrogant, spiteful and lacking in every way - personality, intelligence, humour and absolutely charmless.

And yet ITV think he's appropriate to host a TV show (albeit a low rent show on satellite).
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Old 18-04-2013, 16:12
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Haha, I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder. I personally abhor Mark Wright in every way possible. I think he's nasty, arrogant, spiteful and lacking in every way - personality, intelligence, humour and absolutely charmless.

And yet ITV think he's appropriate to host a TV show (albeit a low rent show on satellite).
Am with you absolutely one thousand per cent re that description.
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Old 19-04-2013, 03:58
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irish model georgia salpa had his number on CBB he persuded her she gave him the go by quite rightly she was far to classy for him
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Old 19-04-2013, 07:34
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Within ten minutes of talking to him, she visibly cringed every time he approached her. When he eventually got the message she wasn't interested, he became nasty and spiteful.

IMO his personality on CBB and Towie absolutely stunk to high heaven.
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Old 19-04-2013, 16:50
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Well I am a fan - sex on legs and funny with it. I'd definitely like to sniff under her sweaty hairy armpits.
Since when has thick as sh*t neanderthal with questionable sexual etiquette been considered funny?

I'd rather laugh with my men than at them but each to their own
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Old 19-04-2013, 17:18
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Within ten minutes of talking to him, she visibly cringed every time he approached her. When he eventually got the message she wasn't interested, he became nasty and spiteful.

IMO his personality on CBB and Towie absolutely stunk to high heaven.



Yup.

Petulant, spoilt, arrogant and a sex pest to boot.

He might have a fit bod and Daddy's money to throw around, but to be honest, The Chuckle Brothers would be a better catch.
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Old 19-04-2013, 17:48
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That made me laugh so much The Prumeister
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Old 20-04-2013, 17:22
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Amy Childs is quite a achievement for him really - I bet she's pretty wild in bed.

Having seen that porn star's Gemma Massey performance I see the attraction!
i cant decide if you are being sarcastic or not.
She really doesnt strike me as being the wild in bed sort but you never can tell i suppose.
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Old 24-04-2013, 23:08
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I still find it hilarious that when people say 'slept with' they mean had sex with.
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