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Old 07-05-2013, 09:36
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I haven't seen a thread like this around, Fell free to add your favorite DW funny pics, videos or jokes.

Just a few pics to start:

http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.c...-proverb-4.png

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6436fa0c...6xn7o1_500.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cjTDaLsGII...s400/Dalek.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/20335864.jpg
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Old 07-05-2013, 13:29
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Knock-Knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Doctor
Q: Doctor Who?
A: Oo, yeah. Oo... Do you know, I never realize how much I enjoy hearing that said out loud. Thank you.
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Old 07-05-2013, 14:00
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Yes, it's me again, have you happened to find a sonic screwdriver lying around, it's about this long and this wide and it makes a noise?



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Old 07-05-2013, 14:14
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Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Knock knock
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Old 07-05-2013, 14:19
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Doctor who's there, Doctor knock knock who
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Old 07-05-2013, 15:01
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A few things floating around tumblr:

Drunk with power, Steven Moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “ Steven Moffat”

http://curlingwithmetaphor.tumblr.co...ly-killing-the

I'm not a HP fan but I liked this http://24.media.tumblr.com/264a7285f...agu2o1_500.gif

http://fannishflightsoffancy.tumblr....g-just-in-case

http://letsfandom.tumblr.com/post/48500016887

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2eb3771b8...5vgio1_500.gif

http://fannishflightsoffancy.tumblr....blink-****-you

http://tardis-impala.tumblr.com/post/14245929698
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Old 07-05-2013, 15:25
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/28330088@N07/2645675970/
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Old 07-05-2013, 16:38
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Knock Knock Knock Knock
Q: Who's There?
A: WIlf

........AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!.....
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Old 07-05-2013, 17:13
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How many Silents does it take to change a light bulb?
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Old 07-05-2013, 17:54
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How many Silents does it take to change a light bulb?
Certainly less than the number of Daleks that would take it to change a light bulb.
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Old 07-05-2013, 18:02
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Certainly less than the number of Daleks that would take it to change a light bulb.
What's less than the number of Daleks?
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Old 07-05-2013, 18:09
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What's less than the number of Daleks?
Well, I'm not sure. But now that I'm thinking about it, my light bulb needed changing yesterday and even though mymemories seem to be a bit blurred my light is working just fine today. But I'm too lazy to count all the tally marks on my body. Too many.
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Old 07-05-2013, 18:12
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Humour even!
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Old 07-05-2013, 18:16
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Well, I'm not sure. But now that I'm thinking about it, my light bulb needed changing yesterday and even though mymemories seem to be a bit blurred my light is working just fine today. But I'm too lazy to count all the tally marks on my body. Too many.
Yeah- I had the same thing on my arms and face. It's a stupid craze the kids have going on right now I think. Make tally marks on daddy while he's asleep.
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Old 07-05-2013, 18:20
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Yeah- I had the same thing on my arms and face. It's a stupid craze the kids have going on right now I think. Make tally marks on daddy while he's asleep.
Ok, now I'm getting frightened. I don't have kids and I don't think my roommate is the type to pull such pranks.
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Old 07-05-2013, 23:30
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Knock Knock
A: Ah, there you are Peri
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Old 08-05-2013, 00:45
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"And... hah, ha ha... he said... ha ha... chap with wings... oh, please my sides are killing me... five rounds rapid... somebody stop me!"

Actually, it was quite amusing 499 tellings ago.
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Old 08-05-2013, 12:02
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How many Daleks does it to take to play a game of football?
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Old 08-05-2013, 15:23
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My favorite piece of Doctor Who related humour was from Viz. It was called Doctor Poo who travelled the universe in his TURDIS trying to find a peaceful spot to relieve his bowels but kept getting thwarted when Daleks show up.

Childish and immature, but I still smile when I think of it.
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Old 08-05-2013, 18:31
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My favorite piece of Doctor Who related humour was from Viz. It was called Doctor Poo who travelled the universe in his TURDIS trying to find a peaceful spot to relieve his bowels but kept getting thwarted when Daleks show up.

Childish and immature, but I still smile when I think of it.
Sounds as good as Billy the Fish (soon to be announced as ManU's next manager)

Or Roger Mellie......... @ollocks ;0
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Old 09-05-2013, 00:08
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Have you heard the one about 44 missing episodes being found?

Laugh? I haven't stopped crying yet...
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:36
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I just thought of one! My very own Dr Who joke!

A fat man runs into a GP's office, very worried.

Fat man: Doctor, Doctor! I'm very worried, i've put on two stone in the last 12 hours!

(A Doctor is sitting in a chair, he is looking away from the fat man, hiding his identity)

Doctor: I see, well that's quite an accomplishment! Have you been eating a healthy diet recently?

Fat man: Well I have been eating quite a few jelly baby's recently...

Doctor: Hmm... yes I've had quite the sweet tooth for them in
the future myself, er I mean past before.

Fat man: But I've been going to the Gym every night! oh Doctor
you've got to help me!

Doctor: Well wait a minute, wait a minute there's one thing I
haven't asked you yet.

Fat man: What's that Doctor?

(The GP swivels his chair around to reveal he is Jon Pertwee)

Doctor: Have you tried reversing the polarity of your bathroom scale?
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Old 09-05-2013, 21:07
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Bill Bailey's Belgian jazz version of the Doctor Who theme always did it for me.

"Exterminez-vous! Exterminez-vous encore! Ah, zut alors, j'ai perdue!"

Gary
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Old 09-05-2013, 22:00
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Why was Colin Baker afraid of Sylvester McCoy?
Because Sylvester McCoy Paul McGanned Christopher Eccleston
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Old 09-05-2013, 22:59
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Why was Colin Baker afraid of Sylvester McCoy?
Because Sylvester McCoy Paul McGanned Christopher Eccleston
That took me a while (just under 2 seconds - long for me!), but then I guffawed...

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