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Old 09-05-2013, 10:14
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for me its two things that I have said....

Once was while shopping in Asda (we go off in different directions to get the shopping we need and I shouted ' do u need fanny pads'. I didn't mean it to come out the way it did lol Everyone just turned and looked at me then at her....oops

and the second was when she was standing at the fresh fish counter with two other women and I walked past and said 'oooh u need to close ur legs'....she just looked at me and walked off and the other two women said ' what a vile man' lol.

Damn, I need to grow up lol
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:30
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put him on his arse and knocked two of his teeth out with one punch, i`m not proud, and the were issues at the time. he`s ex.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:34
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put him on his arse and knocked two of his teeth out with one punch, i`m not proud, and the were issues at the time. he`s ex.
I'd leave that out of your Dateline profile if I were you.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:34
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put him on his arse and knocked two of his teeth out with one punch, i`m not proud, and the were issues at the time. he`s ex.
What did he do to deserve such a vicious assault?
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:36
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Why don't I believe a single word of the OP?
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:36
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What did he do to deserve such a vicious assault?
Told her to 'pull herself together'?
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:38
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Why don't I believe a single word of the OP?
Because it didn't actually happen?

There's no shame in shopping at Asda...no need to embellish it with 70's comedy material.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:38
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What did he do to deserve such a vicious assault?
he`d been having very nasty verbal pops a me all day in front of a houseful of mainly his friends, i`d just come out of an abusive relationship and we were both pissed.

he didn`t deserve it at all to be honest and it`s not my normal behaviour in a relationship

@dscarter: what about the stabbings? should i wait till after the first couple of mails or be upfront in the first?
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:40
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he`d been having very nasty verbal pops a me all day in front of a houseful of mainly his friends, i`d just come out of an abusive relationship and we were both pissed.

he didn`t deserve it at all to be honest and it`s not my normal behaviour in a relationship

@dscarter: what about the stabbings? should i wait till after the first couple of mails or be upfront in the first?
Fair play, I admire your honesty.

Hope you're in a better place now.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:41
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@dscarter: what about the stabbings? should i wait till after the first couple of mails or be upfront in the first?
Wait until you are both enjoying your first post-coital fag behind the bins at Wetherspoons.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:43
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Wait until you are both enjoying your first post-coital fag behind the bins at Wetherspoons.
a posh date i don`t think i`ve got the frocks for it.

d: i am a long way past it
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:48
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for me its two things that I have said....

Once was while shopping in Asda (we go off in different directions to get the shopping we need and I shouted ' do u need fanny pads'. I didn't mean it to come out the way it did lol Everyone just turned and looked at me then at her....oops

and the second was when she was standing at the fresh fish counter with two other women and I walked past and said 'oooh u need to close ur legs'....she just looked at me and walked off and the other two women said ' what a vile man' lol.

Damn, I need to grow up lol
Are you trying out some new comedy material? Because the fish stall joke is as old as the hills, and surely only prepubescent boys refer to sanitary protection as fanny pads? Derogatory comments about females won't get you an audience these days, try witty social commentary instead.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:53
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He needs some new material.
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:57
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I snuck up behind a gf and picked her up and spun her around, but in the process accidentally cracked 2 of her ribs.
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Old 09-05-2013, 11:01
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for me its two things that I have said....

Once was while shopping in Asda (we go off in different directions to get the shopping we need and I shouted ' do u need fanny pads'. I didn't mean it to come out the way it did lol Everyone just turned and looked at me then at her....oops

and the second was when she was standing at the fresh fish counter with two other women and I walked past and said 'oooh u need to close ur legs'....she just looked at me and walked off and the other two women said ' what a vile man' lol.

Damn, I need to grow up lol
When you say she walked off; did she ever come back?
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Old 09-05-2013, 11:35
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It's not a partner thing but I was at a market with my dad and sister when my dad, who had a very loud voice, shouted across a couple of stalls to my sister that they had a good deal on Tena Lady products.
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