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Old 15-07-2013, 16:01
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http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/15/snake-...oilet-3882719/

A snake reared up and bit a manís penis while he was sitting on a toilet, paramedics in Israel have said.

Fortunately, it was non-venomous and the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards.
Noooooo !!!
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:02
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I hate it when that happens.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:07
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the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards.
I'm glad that he adder good enough sense of humour to be able to do that. His mates will be taking the hiss out of him for weeks for this!
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:11
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Better a snake than a crocodile.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:12
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I like how the Metro considerately includes a picture of a man sitting on the toilet, just in case we couldn't envision such a situation for ourselves.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:12
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He must be fangful the snake wasn't poisonous.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:13
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I bet the snake gets bigger every time he tells the story.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:13
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LMAO Jason are you just searching for the weirdest stories today mate?!
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:13
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Toilet snakes and one eyed bed ones never get on with each other.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:14
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Christ, i actually have a fear about snakes coming up the toilet, this does not help ease my fear.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:15
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Asp'ose the guy made a full recovery?
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:17
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Christ, i actually have a fear about snakes coming up the toilet, this does not help ease my fear.
Keep a Mongoose in it, you'll be safe as houses.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:17
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Why was the snake in the toilet?
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:18
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lolz - it's soooo funny when men have painful things happen to their genitals...

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Old 15-07-2013, 16:20
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Why was the snake in the toilet?
Sometimes pets escape and can travel through plumbing and sewers etc, Even more likely to happen in a country that has it's own wild population.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:20
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such sort of things, just make me skeptical about blowjobs from women we dont know... there have been news incidents of penises being bitten off... eeeee...
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:20
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Who had to suck the venom out
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:21
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Sometimes pets escape and can travel through plumbing and sewers etc, Even more likely to happen in a country that has it's own wild population.
That's a bit creepy. Lucky for us St. Patrick got rid of all our snakes.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:23
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Why was the snake in the toilet?
Wanting to do the crossword.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:24
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A snake reared up and bit a manís penis while he was sitting on a toilet, paramedics in Israel have said.

Fortunately, it was non-venomous and the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards

You don't expect me to swallow that.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:24
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lolz - it's soooo funny when men have painful things happen to their genitals...

Relax, even the victim was able to joke about it.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:26
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A snake reared up and bit a manís penis while he was sitting on a toilet, paramedics in Israel have said.

Fortunately, it was non-venomous and the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards

You don't expect me to swallow that.
That's what the snake said too.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:35
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On a David Attenborough once, they showed a large rat emerging into the total bowl in the dead of night (was in the UK) and jumping out of the loo and scurrying around the bathroom. My toilet seat has been shut every night since, and I can never pee in the dark without checking first.
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:39
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lolz - it's soooo funny when men have painful things happen to their genitals...

Surely you can see the humour in a snake coming up the toilet to bite a guy on the penus?
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Old 15-07-2013, 16:42
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LMAO Jason are you just searching for the weirdest stories today mate?!
Hehe . I saw this story and the 'porn addict' story on the same page !
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