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Old 30-07-2013, 00:04
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I read that he bought it himself for his birthday for 140,000. So KP bought a Porsche for Leo, for 100,000 to compete. He must have a tiny k*** too.
Leo isn't middle aged
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:04
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So what does a shocking pink Range Rover with a matching horsebox say about a woman then?
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:06
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So what does a shocking pink Range Rover with a matching horsebox say about a woman then?

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Old 30-07-2013, 00:07
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Oh my, it's like a Greenpeace project.
That has made me sat here laughing out loud to myself-little things please little minds -i need sleep I think
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:08
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:15
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I personally don't think PA is too old to be driving around in a fezza....he looks ok in it.

It's the 60 year olds driving in their open topped sports cars with their comb overs blowing in the wind that make me laugh.

Now THAT's tragic!
Not as tragic as a rusty popping Allegro though eh?

Leo isn't middle aged
Still bought him a p*nis extention though.
So what does a shocking pink Range Rover with a matching horsebox say about a woman then?
Well if it's the same metaphor as the men's car, doesn't it mean she has a huge pink s*****?
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:16
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Not as tragic as a rusty popping Allegro though eh?


Still bought him a penis extention though.

Well if it's the same euphemism as the men's car, doesn't it mean she has a huge pink sn****?
I am soooo glad that you said it and not me
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:21
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I am soooo glad that you said it and not me
I regretted it & put an extra star in there Scotty! Just incase the sn was a touch too much.
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:25
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I regretted it & put an extra star in there Scotty! Just incase the sn was a touch too much.
Phew! Good thinking there Mutts
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:32
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Phew! Good thinking there Mutts
I meant huge pink scarfs, but misspelt it.
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:32
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So glad that his fans can see that the car is a form of dick compensation

It's good when all sides agree.


Can't see anything online (well, on the first couple of pages) about him selling the car...just that he was trying to.

Not sure what that proves.
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Old 30-07-2013, 00:36
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So glad that his fans can see that the car is a form of dick compensation

It's good when all sides agree.

Can't see anything online (well, on the first couple of pages) about him selling the car...just that he was trying to.

Not sure what that proves.
I haven't seen his dick so couldn't possibly speak with any authority on that, but that's what they say about big cars, yeh.

Have you a link to this fact that he rents it, that you mentioned?
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Old 30-07-2013, 01:08
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I meant huge pink scarfs, but misspelt it.
Oh of course, I knew what you meant.
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Old 30-07-2013, 04:33
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I haven't seen his dick so couldn't possibly speak with any authority on that, but that's what they say about big cars, yeh.

Have you a link to this fact that he rents it, that you mentioned?
He leased it, whether a paid for or freebie, I won't post a link to the company that leased It.

It was sold as once owned by PA. Quite a common occurrence when companies want publicity.
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Old 30-07-2013, 07:32
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He leased it, whether a paid for or freebie, I won't post a link to the company that leased It.

It was sold as once owned by PA. Quite a common occurrence when companies want publicity.


Sorry but if you are going to present something as FACT then you need to provide evidence to back it up.

Of course you don't have to but if there is nothing to support your claim then it is fair to expect that some may assume you made it up.


Please feel free to prove me wrong though.


Edit....posting a link to show that a company sold the car as once owned by Peter Andre is not proof that he leased it.btw.
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Old 30-07-2013, 09:43
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Sorry but if you are going to present something as FACT then you need to provide evidence to back it up.

Of course you don't have to but if there is nothing to support your claim then it is fair to expect that some may assume you made it up.


Please feel free to prove me wrong though.


Edit....posting a link to show that a company sold the car as once owned by Peter Andre is not proof that he leased it.btw.
He was planning to donate some of the proceeds to charity.

I think whats more embarrassing is the incredibly staged pap shops of him posing in his new car. That's what makes me wonder .. why?

Glad people are enjoying the peter andre channel .. should give hours of amusing material!
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Old 30-07-2013, 11:18
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So glad that his fans can see that the car is a form of dick compensation

It's good when all sides agree.


Can't see anything online (well, on the first couple of pages) about him selling the car...just that he was trying to.

Not sure what that proves.
It was said at the time that he was going to make a donation to HPZ from some of the proceeds of the car, but there has never been an update.
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Old 30-07-2013, 14:48
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It was said at the time that he was going to make a donation to HPZ from some of the proceeds of the car, but there has never been an update.
Just used as another headline opportunity that got pushed to one side as soon as the ink dried
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Old 30-07-2013, 14:51
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Just used as another headline opportunity that got pushed to one side as soon as the ink dried
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...plans-revealed

So hes going to marry her once she has had time to be a mother.
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Old 30-07-2013, 14:56
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http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...plans-revealed

So hes going to marry her once she has had time to be a mother.
Is it me or that NOW cover looks like bad photoshop by add Emily with Peter?
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:00
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I saw that in the newsagents this morning and couldnt help but feel sad for her parents who could have probably walked in on the same, whether their excepting it or even happy about it, I dont think its possible to not look at her and think who and what she could have achieved, even if she does qualify, who the hell is going to take her on now shes carrying andres baggage around with her too see hes even bringing Andrew into it
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:00
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I haven't seen his dick so couldn't possibly speak with any authority on that, but that's what they say about big cars, yeh.

Have you a link to this fact that he rents it, that you mentioned?
On a humorous note, I would be interested in what forum members cars are, if they represent the size of their husbands crown jewels.

Come on, who's got a Mini
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:07
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On a humorous note, I would be interested in what forum members cars are, if they represent the size of their husbands crown jewels.

Come on, who's got a Mini
Sorry no Mini gillie but a streeeeetttttcccchhhh limo
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:33
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Looks like a tortoise with an air brushed face :
Talking of photoshop.....

before.......

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...9QEwAg&dur=277

and after........

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/pete...lory-no-need-t

Pity they haven't included his little spindly legs in the second image, the legs he forgot to beef up, unlike his torso. Then maybe his trousers would fit better
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:35
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Sorry no Mini gillie but a streeeeetttttcccchhhh limo
OMG, I don't know whether to say, You lucky gal or commiserate
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