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Old 12-09-2013, 19:32
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lack-suit.html

Seriously, WTF?????

Why would anyone want to smell like the village idiot and let's not even get started on what he's wearing

Someone make it stop
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Old 12-09-2013, 19:41
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What is it called? "Thick As Pig Sh!t"?!?!
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Old 12-09-2013, 19:51
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lack-suit.html

Seriously, WTF?????

Why would anyone want to smell like the village idiot and let's not even get started on what he's wearing

Someone make it stop
I really should know by now not to click on ANY of your links...
Is that what he really looks like?
He's like a very strange combination of a Ken doll and a Thunderbird puppet.
Why on earth would anyone want to smell like someone who looks like him?
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Old 12-09-2013, 20:01
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lack-suit.html

Seriously, WTF?????

Why would anyone want to smell like the village idiot and let's not even get started on what he's wearing

Someone make it stop
That made me lol, and after a long day I needed it

If you compare him to another reality tv loving dad who recently launched two new perfumes it makes PA's launch seem classy......classy is something I would never but in a sentence with the name PA so this is a first!

Question: Are all new perfumes to be launched in duo's? or just the tat trying to cash in before people actually smell their pong?
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Old 12-09-2013, 20:07
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That made me lol, and after a long day I needed it

If you compare him to another reality tv loving dad who recently launched two new perfumes it makes PA's launch seem classy......classy is something I would never but in a sentence with the name PA so this is a first!

Question: Are all new perfumes to be launched in duo's? or just the tat trying to cash in before people actually smell their pong?
Whoa...steady on cazzz.
Unless Joey Essex launched his smell in a draughty shopping centre to the screeches of tens of weeping housewives, he's not fit to be mentioned in the same breath as international pong mogul PA.
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Old 12-09-2013, 20:11
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It's Ken doll from Toy Story 3!!
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Old 13-09-2013, 02:21
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Him and his sister look plain weird...its not even that suit.
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Old 13-09-2013, 03:21
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The pink leg on his trousers is not long enough & he looks like he's wearing a syrup, yet I know he has real hair.
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Old 13-09-2013, 03:49
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He looks like one of those bad waxwork models in nearly every single picture.
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Old 13-09-2013, 06:37
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Don't be well jel everyone. Joey looks well reem, innit?
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Old 13-09-2013, 06:49
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This "man" is a real person? Oh my God.
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Old 13-09-2013, 08:00
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He looks like one of those bad waxwork models in nearly every single picture.
Yep. I showed the link to my OH and his words were 'is that a real human?'

Not quite sure what the correct answer to that question is
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Old 13-09-2013, 11:32
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I'd rather walk around smelling of bleach.
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Old 13-09-2013, 13:01
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Has anyone checked Joey's bottom back to see if he's made by '2009 Mattel Inc. CHINA'?
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Old 13-09-2013, 13:13
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Wow, and the Daily Fail is right up there promoting the hell out of it.

Whouda thunk it?
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Old 13-09-2013, 21:08
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Do you think there's just a vague bump where his generals should be?
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Old 13-09-2013, 21:24
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Thank goodness I do not have a clue as to who these people are - are they really serious?

Best laugh I've had all day just looking at them!
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Old 15-09-2013, 14:12
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I cannot imagine what sort of person would want to buy this product. Oh wait a minute, yes I can.
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Old 15-09-2013, 15:44
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Was Nikki Grahame there,she never misses out on premium A list events............
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Old 15-09-2013, 15:55
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I cannot imagine what sort of person would want to buy this product. Oh wait a minute, yes I can.
People like this by any chance? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-02j5nm5puz...e-tan-fail.jpg
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Old 15-09-2013, 16:51
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Where was the NSFW warning on that link Blondie?
My eyes my eyes!
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Old 15-09-2013, 18:24
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Everything about Joey Essex and his hideous sister is just wrong. The teeth, the dreadful hair, the godawful dress sense - the fact that Joey comes across as a nine year old boy.
Can't believe anyone would want to buy a fragrance with his name on it.
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Old 15-09-2013, 18:29
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Jeebus. That's horrifying.

I am never clicking on another link of yours ever again.
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Old 15-09-2013, 18:33
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Jeebus. That's horrifying.

I am never clicking on another link of yours ever again.
Odds on one of them being married to Pwicey by 2016?
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Old 15-09-2013, 19:02
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Oh my goodness, I never knew Craig Coates (former BB housemate) has a twin brother!!
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