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Old 21-10-2013, 13:15
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Piers Morgan asked Julian Clary last night if he had thought about becoming a father like Elton John and Simon Cowell
I saw that too - Can't believe you are the only one on this forum to mention it.
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Old 21-10-2013, 13:40
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It's been relatively quiet for the 'happy couple' recently.

Noticed earlier in the DM that another ex (who's not allowed to talk about Simon) has made a point of publicly getting her 'SC' tattoo removed over supposedly 'falling out' over Silverman's pregnancy.
Must be terrible to pose outside with your phone before and be snapped, and they are there again afterwards. Must be awful having no privacy. Looks like she's used to that sort of situation.
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Old 21-10-2013, 13:43
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Here's an item about Simon's love life, note the photo's said to be on a boat in May 2012. Lauren appears to be very cosy with Simon and her husband.
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Old 21-10-2013, 16:54
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I saw that too - Can't believe you are the only one on this forum to mention it.
In an otherwise gut wrenchingly awful interview (Piers M's fault not Clary's) this stood out as an absolute highlight. Morgan definitely skating on thin ice there!!
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Old 21-10-2013, 19:29
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I saw that too - Can't believe you are the only one on this forum to mention it.
Maybe too subtle for others to appreciate the irony

In an otherwise gut wrenchingly awful interview (Piers M's fault not Clary's) this stood out as an absolute highlight. Morgan definitely skating on thin ice there!!:p
Maybe Simon was watching. Heard on Gem fm this morning Simon is planning a quiet wedding after the baby is born to please his mum
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Old 22-10-2013, 12:41
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Maybe Simon was watching. Heard on Gem fm this morning Simon is planning a quiet wedding after the baby is born to please his mum
Hmm, was the Daily Mail too full of its quota of billy bullshit from the mothership of all bullshittery to scoop this story?

Piers can skate on thin ice more often, lol. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the entire world taking a jab at Mr Squarehead every now and then. If we're forced to endure this TV programmes, his music empire, his wretched yachts pushed in our faces and his neverending eyerolls and huffing anytime a gay man goes near the X Factor stage then I'm sure he can withstand a few rainbow innuendos from Piers.

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Old 16-02-2014, 15:46
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Surprisingly quiet thread given that the little xfactor kid was born a few days back .

Anyone remember cowell doing an interview with the bbc day after a BGT final (or was it X factor ??) blurting on about how he has plans to take the X factor to Vegas and make it PPV online or something. Presumably all this came out his anus and never went back in again ?
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Old 24-08-2014, 16:30
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I thought I'd bring this old thread back because It's summer... and you know what time it is... PDA and beach pics again

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...nt-Tropez.html

Interesting pic at the end of this article... posing for the cameras (and Paul) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...aling-LBD.html ...
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Old 24-08-2014, 20:52
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I thought I'd bring this old thread back because It's summer... and you know what time it is... PDA and beach pics again

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...nt-Tropez.html

Interesting pic at the end of this article... posing for the cameras (and Paul) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...aling-LBD.html ...
Looks like Terri Seymour in that first pic so, Sinitta is there but no Mish?. I wonder what happened with Jackie she is never pictured with him or the "in crowd" these days
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Old 25-08-2014, 22:51
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I am not too worried about Simon's private life - although his harem of women who never tell tales has always seemed a little forced.

However what's more scarey is how he has turned 5 pretty boys with average singing abilities who got beaten by Tesco Mary most weeks in the X factor vote into a billion pound money making machine and the apparent 'next Beatles'.

Terrible analogy but it shows how easy it could be one day for a dictator to come along one day and so easily turn minds and public opinion.
it's time x factor ended. been going for 10 years and only a small handful have had success from it. usually the winners are forgotten about by the time the next one comes on.
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Old 26-08-2014, 12:25
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Right on total cue for X Factor season to start, the Fail (I skirted the main showbiz headlines page for about 20 seconds) is suddenly filled with Simon and Lureen time once more, pointlessly papped on a theme park ride, more baby talk and other X Factor-related nonsense. I'm sure the papers also just like saying Versani-Versini Thingy because they think it makes them sound cool and intelligent, instead of a set of paid-off gimboloids.

So 5 DM Simon stories today plus bonus Sinitta and some PR guy with gropey hands. As if we needed to know. And it'll be like this until Christmas.
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Old 26-08-2014, 13:32
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All these pictures of Simon (please put a bloody shirt on, for god's sake, you flabby lump) and Lauren..... why is he never actually making eye contact with the poor woman?

The one time he does (with sunglasses on!), the DM actually put "the look of love" in their dimwitted photo caption.
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Old 26-08-2014, 17:32
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Why do they always feel the need to do a mini photo shoot for the paps? They always look unnatural to me... like they see the paps and think 'quick, we better stop and kiss [awkwardly] for them... look how in love we are... still'. He's like a z-list celeb at times

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...St-Tropez.html

What makes me laugh about this one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...aling-LBD.html is that for a second you start to buy it... until the angle of the pics is changed in the last photo and you see the crowd of paps in front of them (whilst Paul looks like he's giving them instructions... )
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Old 26-08-2014, 19:00
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Why do they always feel the need to do a mini photo shoot for the paps? They always look unnatural to me... like they see the paps and think 'quick, we better stop and kiss [awkwardly] for them... look how in love we are... still'. He's like a z-list celeb at times

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...St-Tropez.html

What makes me laugh about this one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...aling-LBD.html is that for a second you start to buy it... until the angle of the pics is changed in the last photo and you see the crowd of paps in front of them (whilst Paul looks like he's giving them instructions... )
What a charade. All the passion of a wet fish. Paul looks to be enjoying himself though
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Old 27-08-2014, 21:25
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Good grief...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...g-bad-day.html

Silverman posing solo on the red carpet like she's a celeb lol
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Old 27-08-2014, 22:19
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Good grief...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...g-bad-day.html

Silverman posing solo on the red carpet like she's a celeb lol
Silverman? Who's that? What's that?
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Old 28-08-2014, 13:01
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All these pictures of Simon (please put a bloody shirt on, for god's sake, you flabby lump) and Lauren..... why is he never actually making eye contact with the poor woman?

The one time he does (with sunglasses on!), the DM actually put "the look of love" in their dimwitted photo caption.
Indeed.

It's always the Fail at front and centre of this thing.

Laying odds on the next inevitable Lureen 'effortlessly chic' caption/headline.
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