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Katie Price plans to break america... how??! She doesn't do anything.

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Surely "breaking America" is a term coined really just for music, with it being the big thing for artists to become successful in America.

How can Katie say she wants to break america??! she doesnt do anything?!? Does she really think she can walk over and just have people adoring her because shes her.. without actually doing anything?! I just find it so confusing or how her wierd little mind works!
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    fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    SlashNX wrote: »
    Surely "breaking America" is a term coined really just for music, with it being the big thing for artists to become successful in America.

    How can Katie say she wants to break america??! she doesnt do anything?!? Does she really think she can walk over and just have people adoring her because shes her.. without actually doing anything?! I just find it so confusing or how her wierd little mind works!

    She has tried it already and got nowhere. She is finished over the hill a has been, the sooner she realises it and gives her children some love and attention the better.
    Why does she want more children? She hardley spends any time with the three she has?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    Everyone wants to 'break America' because it is a far bigger market than here. They have a gazillion aspiring stars of their own though. Price is too old to start, has no talent other than using the media, has little chance of bagging an a-list partner and doesn't have the charm to sell herself in a hugely overcrowded market. No one would deny that her books are all written by someone else and her pony products are 'hers' only in the sense of carrying her name.

    There must be a thousand UK starlets who hit America for every one who succeeds over there. I think it would be miraculous if she was one of them.
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    Gill PGill P Posts: 21,592
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    fredster wrote: »
    She has tried it already and got nowhere. She is finished over the hill a has been, the sooner she realises it and gives her children some love and attention the better.
    Why does she want more children? She hardley spends any time with the three she has?

    I would say she never was! I wish the media would forget about her. And I wish all the threads about her on here were merged or put into a sub-forum.
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    SwanGirlSwanGirl Posts: 2,161
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    If she wanted to break America, she should have done so when she was a little younger. I can't see anyone being remotely interested in her over there. They already have plenty of people who are 'famous' for doing nothing of note, such as Paris Hilton. The only way she will become known in America is if she gets together with someone famous out there or if she makes a sex tape with an American celebrity or sports personality.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    She could always ask Ricky Gervais to give her a reference.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,648
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    Katie Price would be totally irrelevant to Americans. They have their own brand of chav over there - they don't need ours on top of that!

    Anyway, didn't she have a completely horrible and miserable time when she went there with Pete to try and "break" America a few years ago? Nobody knew or cared who she was and it really showed up how lonely a Famous For Being Famous lifestyle can be if you play the game wrong.

    Still, this is KP, so no surprise she continues to have ideas way above her station.
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    Cannon-FodderCannon-Fodder Posts: 244
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    She couldn't break a boiled egg without a diagram with big arrows pointing at the top.
    Won't get into America anyway, with all the new security checks & her past history with mobile phones, the scan will be like finding a Carphone Warehouse in her uterus.
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    Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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    Stop knocking her dreams.

    At least if she's over there she won't be here.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,767
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    Maybe she will be entering the world of hardcore pornography? They're hiring, so my perverted friends tell me...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,642
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    The yanks are welcome to her we can send some of our crap for a change, lord knows we get enough of theirs.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,537
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    was that the headline that said she has her eye on some sports star who is currently in the US?

    It also said she is still hoping to get to the Olympics and star in a west end show...!
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    solaresolare Posts: 11,601
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    Don't the US already have Paris Hilton to fill the "vacuous, untalented, pink-wearing airhead" role?
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    She already tried it and failed embarrassingly.

    The US already has enough airheads of its own without importing any more.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 783
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    She'll never get her eyebrows past customs.

    There must be a thousand chinchilla's spending winter on that shaggy mono-brow she's cultivating on her wobbly orange head.
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    Dennis CDennis C Posts: 1,716
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    Sharona68 wrote: »
    Stop knocking her dreams.

    At least if she's over there she won't be here.
    bibblebabble wrote: »
    The yanks are welcome to her we can send some of our crap for a change, lord knows we get enough of theirs.

    We sent 'em Piers Morgan, I think they'll be a bit more suspicious if we send any more dung over there.

    I propose a Treaty with America. We give 'em Katie Price, they give us Sarah Michelle Gellar for keeps! :);)
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    solare wrote: »
    Don't the US already have Paris Hilton to fill the "vacuous, untalented, pink-wearing airhead" role?

    They also have the Kardashians. They don't need Jordan as well. When she went over there not so long ago onto a chat show, she was eaten alive by the presenter who was less than impressed with her lifestyle and not writing her own books.
    pithy_grimace wrote: »
    She'll never get her eyebrows past customs.

    There must be a thousand chinchilla's spending winter on that shaggy mono-brow she's cultivating on her wobbly orange head.

    :D
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    Neighbours_FanNeighbours_Fan Posts: 7,514
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    The US doesn't need her, they already have Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and the Pratts.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    SlashNX wrote: »
    Surely "breaking America" is a term coined really just for music, with it being the big thing for artists to become successful in America.

    How can Katie say she wants to break america??! she doesnt do anything?!? Does she really think she can walk over and just have people adoring her because shes her.. without actually doing anything?! I just find it so confusing or how her wierd little mind works!

    Well, she's got perfumes and what not out, and also, there's her reality TV show. She's also go books out as well.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    Neighbours_Fan wrote: »
    The US doesn't need her, they already have Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and the Pratts.

    Paris is VERY much an attention seeker. She hates not being the center of attention when the cameras are around her.
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    Neighbours_FanNeighbours_Fan Posts: 7,514
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    ^ She must be unhappy lately because I haven't seen her or heard anything about her in the media for ages :D
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    FatsiaFatsia Posts: 1,187
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    Everyone wants to 'break America' because it is a far bigger market than here. They have a gazillion aspiring stars of their own though. Price is too old to start, has no talent other than using the media, has little chance of bagging an a-list partner and doesn't have the charm to sell herself in a hugely overcrowded market. No one would deny that her books are all written by someone else and her pony products are 'hers' only in the sense of carrying her name.

    There must be a thousand UK starlets who hit America for every one who succeeds over there. I think it would be miraculous if she was one of them.

    PMSL :D My OH uses the word "pony" all the time - rhyming slang, as in "pony and trap" - for a minute I forgot she also flogs horsey stuff...
    Off to break America, eh? Good bye, good luck, and good riddance! :p
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    Neighbours_Fan wrote: »
    ^ She must be unhappy lately because I haven't seen her or heard anything about her in the media for ages :D

    I would think she must be :D
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    Gill P wrote: »
    I would say she never was! I wish the media would forget about her. And I wish all the threads about her on here were merged or put into a sub-forum.

    yeh a sub forum called "sh*te"
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    Katie is very talented and has a fanbase in the US. I think she could do amazing things out there.
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    FatsiaFatsia Posts: 1,187
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    Orin wrote: »
    Katie is very talented and has a fanbase in the US. I think she could do amazing things out there.

    I honestly don't mean this in a stirring way, but what is she talented at? Don't get me wrong, I appreciate she's been very successful, but I think mostly because she has a very sharp business adviser. She has exploited her body enough to make herself a household name, but apart from pouting and taking her clothes off, what is her talent? :confused:
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