The Azeria coffe advert is really naff, sad pathetic eunuch runs off to some crappy greasy spoon to get his bint a barista style coffee, Man that guy does not have custody of his gonads to roll over and do such a sad pathetic thing for the ungrateful mare.
Also what the hell is so special about barista style coffee anyway, it's just instant crud that pretends to be special.
What the hell is 'barista style coffee' anyway, isn't it just 'coffee'?
Can't be doing with all this pony nonsense designed to appeal to brain-dead urbanised metrosexual gimps who don't need a drink - they need a damned good kicking!
Ronnie Corbett in those ads for privatised Meals on Wheels. I am sorry the little chappie isn't well but I find him rather cringe-making and the ads are just sad and embarrassing.
Hate Corbett with a passion. His voice is also on some radio ads and I can't abide it.
The guy is a talentless little shit who should shuffle off this mortal coil forthwith.
The sour-faced old woman doing the new tea-price comparison for some supermarket chain, pouring out the leftovers from the dog and 'offering' it to her husband. What a vile, nasty, piece of work she is.
I can't rememberr who it's from, but there's one for a holiday price comparison website - like Trivago, but it's not them - that has something about holiday romances, and what would happen when the guys find out the girls paid less for their holiday.
I've had several holiday romances, but the price we paid never came up.
I hate the Premier Inn adverts, the way Lenny Henry talks makes me extremely irritable rather than making me calm like it's supposed to. To be honest it's the opposite of soothing, which is the atmosphere they were tying to encapsulate with those adverts.
It's just like the M&S adverts that were on a few years ago with the Fleetwood Mac song 'Albatross' in the background and the woman (I don't know who she is) talking over the top seductively, "This not just any food, it's M&S food". I think that M&S do top quality food but that advert irritated the hell out of me, rather than enticing me it left me with aggressive urges.
I just think I hate fake, put-on voices. I trust my own judgment when booking a hotel room or buying food, I don't need your bullshit to win me over.
Ads should be banned as some people may not be quite smart enough to know its a big rip off, and 4.50 a week is way too much
I remember when they first advertised them I thought it was my eyes but why charge so much its unreal! Surprised they advertise it during the day but then again they need the money...
I can't rememberr who it's from, but there's one for a holiday price comparison website - like Trivago, but it's not them - that has something about holiday romances, and what would happen when the guys find out the girls paid less for their holiday.
I've had several holiday romances, but the price we paid never came up.
Part of the dumb men aren't good at finding deals ads that are going round.
Just like the black circles one with the man and woman who've bought tyres but guess who paid more?
Didn't know men are bad at finding deals especially when it comes to using the internet or cars.
I guess the these are companies that only want women's money which is fine as they won't get mine.
I came here to nominate the Army "you pull, you earn, you learn..." style adverts but as I was typing this, I saw for the first time an advert that's sure to attract the attention of regulars to this thread.
Please say I'm not the only one to have witnessed the utterly jaw dropping advert from those ambulance chasing scumbags Hampson Hughes?, a lot of singing and they even throw in a couple of what looks like coloured dinosaurs, just saw it on the History Channel.
Why do people keep saying she offers it to her husband or it that a different ad I'm seeing?
She shouts up to him "Nice cup of tea Herrald!" (I think the name is supposed to be 'Harold' but I spelt it as she says it...
Just thought of another - the ad where the kids are saying all the different words for their private parts. I see what the ad is trying to achieve but kids are kids....and this will only encourage them to use such words at the most inappropriate times.
Congratulations, Wales tourist board, for ensuring I go anywhere but your country until you drop that God awful whimpery, breathy girl singing from your endless advert.>:(
Oh I totally agree, it's my current most hated ad because of that 'fingernails scraping down a blackboard' song!
It reminds me of the gormless Craig Cash on Royle Family.
I detest that voice too - it's so put on, falsely drawn out. I always thought they were trying to sound like Craig Cash, but it's way too OTT. Craig Cash's 'Dave' voice is pure comedy gold, IMO, but not the voice in the ad, that's just irritating!
Warner Leisure. I am surprised that Colin hasn't already bumped off his irritating and limited wife as I would certainly like too. Also what is that Barclays ad with the hamsters all about? Some bloke with a foreign name I can quite catch talking about his dull life with 6 kids and a loft conversion.
It seems that the ad companies think we all aspire to very mundane lives.
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Ads should be banned as some people may not be quite smart enough to know its a big rip off, and 4.50 a week is way too much
What the hell is 'barista style coffee' anyway, isn't it just 'coffee'?
Can't be doing with all this pony nonsense designed to appeal to brain-dead urbanised metrosexual gimps who don't need a drink - they need a damned good kicking!
Hate Corbett with a passion. His voice is also on some radio ads and I can't abide it.
The guy is a talentless little shit who should shuffle off this mortal coil forthwith.
Disgusting advert. Complete gross and vile.
Why would this make anyone want to shop at Aldi?
Erm, that is their problem.once you start censoring to suit the lowest intellect you end up with ITV.
I don't watch ITV.
The woman sounds so smug and dreary.
I've had several holiday romances, but the price we paid never came up.
It's just like the M&S adverts that were on a few years ago with the Fleetwood Mac song 'Albatross' in the background and the woman (I don't know who she is) talking over the top seductively, "This not just any food, it's M&S food". I think that M&S do top quality food but that advert irritated the hell out of me, rather than enticing me it left me with aggressive urges.
I just think I hate fake, put-on voices. I trust my own judgment when booking a hotel room or buying food, I don't need your bullshit to win me over.
I remember when they first advertised them I thought it was my eyes but why charge so much its unreal! Surprised they advertise it during the day but then again they need the money...
Part of the dumb men aren't good at finding deals ads that are going round.
Just like the black circles one with the man and woman who've bought tyres but guess who paid more?
Didn't know men are bad at finding deals especially when it comes to using the internet or cars.
I guess the these are companies that only want women's money which is fine as they won't get mine.
The blinkbox #gohippo advert.
Why do people keep saying she offers it to her husband or it that a different ad I'm seeing?
I can't even watch that advert, i know it's supposed to be funny but just seeing the dog lapping at the saucer makes me want to vom!
"We're coming to get you, Cancer and this time, we've brought GORILLAS!"
Ugh. It just makes me want to hide away and curl up in a ball.
Me too.
She shouts up to him "Nice cup of tea Herrald!" (I think the name is supposed to be 'Harold' but I spelt it as she says it...
Just thought of another - the ad where the kids are saying all the different words for their private parts. I see what the ad is trying to achieve but kids are kids....and this will only encourage them to use such words at the most inappropriate times.
Oh I totally agree, it's my current most hated ad because of that 'fingernails scraping down a blackboard' song!
I detest that voice too - it's so put on, falsely drawn out. I always thought they were trying to sound like Craig Cash, but it's way too OTT. Craig Cash's 'Dave' voice is pure comedy gold, IMO, but not the voice in the ad, that's just irritating!
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It seems that the ad companies think we all aspire to very mundane lives.