I wonder why Helen didn't consider Celeb Big brother?
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Surely Channel 5 would have forked up some nice cash to get her on.
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She is like a manequin the way she pouts.
Sorry but I think her next job will be celeb bb.
Expect the silly **** didnt realise how bad she would look quitting or not even bothering with these Trials.
Soon as she realised it would be foul smelling stuff it was over there and then.She wants the money and the prospect of more TV work but not the trials that make more TV a real possiblity
You are spot on I think, CBB is just not good enough for her ego or wallet.
I somehow think that would be a trial she could actually do.
Please god , let it happen
Why would you want another show ruined?????
To be fair, who wouldn't?
I think Im a celeb is more popular reality show, its all about exposure and big deals at the end.
For starters you would get paid more, the ratings would be higher, the experience would be 10x more interesting and enjoyable and you would get tonnes more publicity!
True... but everyone else makes an effort once they're there.
I don't like the guy from TOWIE but fair play to him - he's given disgusting things a try. Helen has done nothing at all to earn her fee and she's spoiling the series for me and many others. It won't be long before I give up watching and I'm sure that I'm not alone. :mad::mad:
Ist star: To retrieve a star beneath the tail of a sleeping kitten.
2nd star: Stick her hand in a hole in a wall where a manicurist (hidden on the other side of the wall) will paint her nails. To get the second star she will be required to gently pull out her hand without smudging her nail polish.
3rd star: As above with the other hand. But freak out is possible at this stage when she finds they've not used matching nail polish.
4rd star:For the fourth star she will be required to take off her shoes and socks and don a pair of smelly socks for a count of ten without wiggling her toes.
5th star: Will require her to enter the pool and swim for one minute with a dolphin.
6th star: Will require her to walk along a straight line on the ground without falling off it to pick up the star at the far end with her fingers. (She will not be allowed to use her teeth).
7th 8th and 9th stars: She will be required to eat first, a marmite roll, then a thimbleful of vanilla ice cream sprinkled with pepper,then drink a glass of prune juice with a dead fly somewhere inside it. She must drink the juice (without swallowing the fly) then when she finds the fly she must pick it out with her fingers and place it on a plate. (No flies were hurt in this task, it died of natural causes).
10th 11th stars she will be required to stand in a compartmenty thing with a dousing compartment in the roof. To get the 10th star she will be doused with a few twigs then for the eleventh she must stay standing and allow herself to be doused with cuddly toys.
Now here comes the real test and bear in mind by this time she will be a shivering wreck.
12th star: For a full house she must summon up her grain of courage to open a birdcage where a trained budgy will be trilling away on it's perch. She must then put her finger in the cage and slowly guide it toward the budgie. To gain the star she must keep it still beside the budgie and allow the budgie to perch on it for a count of ten.
Do we think she can do it? (I won't be betting on it that's for sure.
Me too
That sounds horrific! :eek: YOU MONSTER!! :mad::D
They tend to do the rounds.
I'm sorry guys, I really tried but the kittens tail just like freaked me out, no one would expect me to do that would they, come one tell me, tell me in terms I agree with, no one would like actually do that would they? "Helen is being bullied AGAIN, it's not her fault she can't like deal with fur, the British public are SICK asking someone to do.... Erm... Stuff"
Sorry forgot to mention, in case she may be allergic, the kitten will obviously be wearing fake fur.:o