Nicolo's new year resolutions..........
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Nicolo just tweeted:
Nico1o Nicolò Festa
After reading dance dance dance by haruki murakami I decided 2011 will be a year of WORK and self betterment. Oh, and bikram. And no hobnobs
Any advance on these excellent ideas?
Nico1o Nicolò Festa
After reading dance dance dance by haruki murakami I decided 2011 will be a year of WORK and self betterment. Oh, and bikram. And no hobnobs
Any advance on these excellent ideas?
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Unfair and unjust...(Dannii Minogue I am waving my fist at you).
As for Nicolo's resolutions, may I suggest he decides to get a new love interest (me!)
He can sing, but I am not going to argue about that.
I do have to say he is more prodigious as a humorist though.
Here's your big opportunity:
Nico1o Nicolò Festa
WHY am I so messy? I need a fawning dwarf on a leash to pick up my clothes from the floor
Haha Rbdcay, if you're quite short then this could be your ideal opportunity!:D
I can do the fawning and the leash but unfortunately I am far from short so I might have to chop off my legs but they are my best feature....
Fortunately there would be no need to be picking clothes up from the floor, we won't need clothes at al....
Sigh (I descend into smut once again), this is what he does to me.
Ummmm....*fans you to cool your ardour*
Maybe you could offer him a fawning dwarf as a christmas gift? Get on his good side?;)
To me every side of him is good but I digress.
It would look a pretty picture me turning up in a miss claus outfit holding two struggling dwarves in my arms and a leash in my mouth and ringing his doorbell singing Santa baby.
Too much?
Agreed. I love his sense of humour He's fantastic!
I'd rethink that bit - it's minus 12 out, it's a bit nippy. And...aren't you male? I'm sure you are!
Love love love Nicolo - he makes me laugh out loud on a daily basis. Even more so than Wand Erection's miming!
I am but I thought a miss claus dress would show of my legs better...
It's a little warmer in london and I'd go by taxi.
I'm pretty sure he's in Milan - there's a test of your devotion! Fancy joining the queue at Heathrow in your sexy santa costume?:D
Just watching your conversation had me in fits LMAO
I'd do it...I like Italy in the winter, hopefully he'll have a roaring fire and a bearskin rug (sorry gone all smutty again)....
You are most welcome for the entertainment - this is the only thing keeping me awake due to volcanic levels of heat coming from my under-desk heater!
No one told you about that. It's my own invention (Shhhh)
You my friend are a creepy, wrong individual!:D
They started it...
Ahhhh as always Glorfindel it has been an absolute pleasure. May I wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New year ...
Thanks for the laughs you have given me on this board.
Here's hoping I have an equally happy new year when I get Nicolo wrapped in paper for Christmas...