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My brother came round to my place today whilst i was at work and i just discovered he had been watching porn on my laptop. Nothing nasty by the looks of it. However I'm worried if anyone else sees it as my family is very prude and i'm worried i'll get sent to the nut house. Will anyone be able to trace it if i delete it from the history. My bro must be sexually repressed!
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  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    My brother came round to my place today whilst i was at work and i just discovered he had been watching porn on my laptop. Nothing nasty by the looks of it. However I'm worried if anyone else sees it as my family is very prude and i'm worried i'll get sent to the nut house. Will anyone be able to trace it if i delete it from the history. My bro must be sexually repressed!

    If you get 'your brother' to login on his own name then you can't view what they've been doing (unless you've admin rights and go digging)

    But yeah, if you delete history and cookies and web data then nothing should show up
  • scottie2121scottie2121 Posts: 11,284
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    It's too late . . you'll be looking like an extra from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest very soon.
  • horsepillshorsepills Posts: 512
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    irishguy wrote: »
    If you get 'your brother' to login on his own name then you can't view what they've been doing (unless you've admin rights and go digging)

    But yeah, if you delete history and cookies and web data then nothing should show up

    That's only if you have set up user profiles.
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    just clean the keyboard and everything will be fine
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    horsepills wrote: »
    That's only if you have set up user profiles.

    If multiple people are using it then it would definitly be a good idea to create them... keeps everyone elses crap away from your important work
  • tealadytealady Posts: 26,266
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    Tell him to use the Private Browsing feature next time.
    Just clear your history for a quick and dirty fix.
  • leopard_printleopard_print Posts: 1,403
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    No i don't have user profiles, i couldn't be bothered as its only me here. I've not seen porn before of other people. He could have deleted it for me instead of leaving it up. Dumb@ss!!
  • killjoykilljoy Posts: 7,920
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    For now I would :
    delete history
    delete anything he has obviously downloaded
    run CCleaner to get rid of unwanted files
    overwrite all unused space (a CCleaner option)

    Change your password and don't tell him.

    There will probably still be some traces, but not that you would find with a casual search.
  • JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    My bro must be sexually repressed!

    Or completely normal ..
  • leopard_printleopard_print Posts: 1,403
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    All deleted now. Will set up profiles from now onwards. Will have to ask him to do it though. Hopefully he shouldn't find it hard. I'll have him come and do it tonight as punishment
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    killjoy wrote: »
    For now I would :
    delete history
    delete anything he has obviously downloaded
    run CCleaner to get rid of unwanted files
    overwrite all unused space (a CCleaner option)

    Change your password and don't tell him.

    There will probably still be some traces, but not that you would find with a casual search.

    Crikey - has he been on snuff or scat sites that he's got to remove every trace!?
  • NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    My brother came round to my place today whilst i was at work and i just discovered he had been watching porn on my laptop. Nothing nasty by the looks of it. However I'm worried if anyone else sees it as my family is very prude and i'm worried i'll get sent to the nut house. Will anyone be able to trace it if i delete it from the history. My bro must be sexually repressed!

    I was taking it seriously until I go to that last little comment.

    Nice bait. A masterbait if you will.
  • tealadytealady Posts: 26,266
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    You should also run
    Malwarebytes - full scan
    AV - full scan
  • leopard_printleopard_print Posts: 1,403
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    Thank you all for your help - obviously previous experiences?! I feel sorry for his girlfriend if shes expected to do that stuff though!
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    I was taking it seriously until I go to that last little comment.

    Nice bait. A masterbait if you will.

    :D Nice
  • horsepillshorsepills Posts: 512
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    Hopefully he shouldn't find it hard.

    Depends on what he was watching I suppose
  • killjoykilljoy Posts: 7,920
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    It might seem like overkill but remember what happened when Gary Glitter took his computer to be repaired ~ technicians love to have a poke around. :D
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    Check the laminate floor around your desk for little stains
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    Thank you all for your help - obviously previous experiences?! I feel sorry for his girlfriend if shes expected to do that stuff though!

    I'm sure she'll be up for it (as long as no animals were involved)
  • horsepillshorsepills Posts: 512
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    Thank you all for your help - obviously previous experiences?! I feel sorry for his girlfriend if shes expected to do that stuff though!

    Well I can't say I speak from experience *ahem*....but I doubt most men with partners "expect" them to do "that stuff".
  • leopard_printleopard_print Posts: 1,403
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    hmmm maybe i should get the dog stain spray out?? it doesn't look stained or wet though, i felt all over the carpet
  • JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    All deleted now. Will set up profiles from now onwards. Will have to ask him to do it though. Hopefully he shouldn't find it hard. I'll have him come and do it tonight as punishment

    I can't believe people overlooked this pun-a-palooza :D
  • pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Always wipe your history, Mark. Discharge your pipe, then have a wipe. That's the rhyme.
  • horsepillshorsepills Posts: 512
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    hmmm maybe i should get the dog stain spray out?? it doesn't look stained or wet though, i felt all over the carpet

    Seriously? You felt the carpet for semen stains from your brother??!

    Added to this the fact that you viewed the material he watched, and are suggesting getting him back over for "punishment"....I'm wondering if he really is the one who's sexually repressed and not you ;-)
  • TheMunchTheMunch Posts: 9,024
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    leopard_print wrote: »
    All deleted now. Will set up profiles from now onwards. Will have to ask him to do it though. Hopefully he shouldn't find it hard. I'll have him come and do it tonight as punishment

    I think you've got those three in the wrong order. :p
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