Laptop porn advice

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  • Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    Op seems like a great sister, does the brother drive a pick up and eat rib roast and corn on the cob????.. Op I would keep your hand out of your brothers wet patches from now on
    I think he probably plays a banjo and wears dungarees.

    Or else the OP is the female half of XFactor duo Same Difference. They were an odd sibling act, singing love songs to each other.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    The OP is a 50 year old trucker called Dave, sat at his PC with his trousers round his ankles...
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    the OP is highking1014's sister.

    If it's the latter then that explains a lot, but she should hide her underwear or he'll be sniffing the crotch out of them.
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    The OP is a 50 year old trucker called Dave, sat at his PC with his trousers round his ankles...
    or...
    the OP is highking1014's sister.

    If it's the latter then that explains a lot, but she should hide her underwear or he'll be sniffing the crotch out of them.

    Omg the line is crossed poster
  • irishfeenirishfeen Posts: 10,025
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    killjoy wrote: »
    For now I would :
    delete history
    delete anything he has obviously downloaded
    run CCleaner to get rid of unwanted files
    overwrite all unused space (a CCleaner option)

    Change your password and don't tell him.

    There will probably still be some traces, but not that you would find with a casual search.
    Fcuk sake its a bit of porn not codes for the US nuclear arms... ;-) - delete data and tell him to do the same.
  • DadDancerDadDancer Posts: 3,920
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    Op seems like a great sister, does the brother drive a pick up and eat rib roast and corn on the cob????.. Op I would keep your hand out of your brothers wet patches from now on

    a bit like this guy?

    http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/wk51218770.jpg

    :D
  • kitty86kitty86 Posts: 7,034
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    horsepills wrote: »
    ah...that makes a bit more sense. I'd have thought that most blokes who view porn on their sisters laptop would be a bit more careful about covering their tracks - seems more than a bit odd to just leave it on screen

    This reminds me of the reason I nearly died with laughter the other day. My mum was trying to sell her BMW car and had out ads on auto trader at the same time my 15 year old brother had been using her iPad to watch porn (gross I know) so an ad comes up on mums iPad for a BBW, mum mistakenly thinks it's about the car and clicks the link and almost had a heart attack with what came up on her screen! :D when she told me I was crying with laughter. She was like "kitty you don't understand! These women the things they were doing. It was nothing to do with cars!" :D
  • Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    This reminds me of the reason I nearly died with laughter the other day. My mum was trying to sell her BMW car and had out ads on auto trader at the same time my 15 year old brother had been using her iPad to watch porn (gross I know) so an ad comes up on mums iPad for a BBW, mum mistakenly thinks it's about the car and clicks the link and almost had a heart attack with what came up on her screen! :D when she told me I was crying with laughter. She was like "kitty you don't understand! These women the things they were doing. It was nothing to do with cars!" :D

    :D:D:D
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    DadDancer wrote: »

    Get your lazy bee-hind out of the truck and go get me a rib-roast
  • Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,981
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    This reminds me of the reason I nearly died with laughter the other day. My mum was trying to sell her BMW car and had out ads on auto trader at the same time my 15 year old brother had been using her iPad to watch porn (gross I know) so an ad comes up on mums iPad for a BBW, mum mistakenly thinks it's about the car and clicks the link and almost had a heart attack with what came up on her screen! :D when she told me I was crying with laughter. She was like "kitty you don't understand! These women the things they were doing. It was nothing to do with cars!" :D

    Lol that's awesome. Cheered me up good and proper.
  • NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    I thought I recognised the name, this is the person who likes smelling their dog's farts. :o

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1992506
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    This reminds me of the reason I nearly died with laughter the other day. My mum was trying to sell her BMW car and had out ads on auto trader at the same time my 15 year old brother had been using her iPad to watch porn (gross I know) so an ad comes up on mums iPad for a BBW, mum mistakenly thinks it's about the car and clicks the link and almost had a heart attack with what came up on her screen! :D when she told me I was crying with laughter. She was like "kitty you don't understand! These women the things they were doing. It was nothing to do with cars!" :D

    Hah no accounts with ipads so this happens often... think they;re going to add accounts in iOS8

    Reminds me of a colleague of mine who had installed Chrome for the first time.. he didn't realise that if he synced his gmail account with his work computer it would import all the bookmarks from his home PC. To his horror he found out this had happened during a Powerpoint presentation to customers... going to bookmarks the slide was suddenly full of links for Twisted Trannys, Big Butted Sluts and Hot, Furry Action
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    irishguy wrote: »
    Hah no accounts with ipads so this happens often... think they;re going to add accounts in iOS8

    Reminds me of a colleague of mine who had installed Chrome for the first time.. he didn't realise that if he synced his gmail account with his work computer it would import all the bookmarks from his home PC. To his horror he found out this had happened during a Powerpoint presentation to customers... going to bookmarks the slide was suddenly full of links for Twisted Trannys, Big Butted Sluts and Hot, Furry Action

    Not forgetting Star Trek online

    Coughnerdcough
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    The OP is a 50 year old trucker called Dave, sat at his PC with his trousers round his ankles...
    or...
    the OP is highking1014's sister.

    If it's the latter then that explains a lot, but she should hide her underwear or he'll be sniffing the crotch out of them.

    Oh my :D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    This reminds me of the reason I nearly died with laughter the other day. My mum was trying to sell her BMW car and had out ads on auto trader at the same time my 15 year old brother had been using her iPad to watch porn (gross I know) so an ad comes up on mums iPad for a BBW, mum mistakenly thinks it's about the car and clicks the link and almost had a heart attack with what came up on her screen! :D when she told me I was crying with laughter. She was like "kitty you don't understand! These women the things they were doing. It was nothing to do with cars!" :D
    :D:D:D:D
  • NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    Not forgetting Star Trek online

    Coughnerdcough

    Ship to ship combat is great, just don't mention the ground combat.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    hmmm maybe i should get the dog stain spray out?? it doesn't look stained or wet though, i felt all over the carpet

    :D:D:D:D
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    Ship to ship combat is great, just don't mention the ground combat.

    Make it so....
  • leopard_printleopard_print Posts: 1,403
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    I thought I recognised the name, this is the person who likes smelling their dog's farts. :o

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1992506

    you are clearly one of them saddo's that go around peoples history aren't you. Seen your sort before :confused:
  • egghead1egghead1 Posts: 4,782
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    Its likely the FBI will send a letter to your parents by now. ;)
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    you are clearly one of them saddo's that go around peoples history aren't you. Seen your sort before :confused:

    Yes that was me on your spaz(nice word) thread

    It's way past your bedtime op
  • zx50zx50 Posts: 91,267
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    irishguy wrote: »
    If multiple people are using it then it would definitly be a good idea to create them... keeps everyone elses crap away from your important work
    Yep. It's always good to create profiles for every member of your family that uses the desktop/laptop. This will stop any embarrassment from happening, especially if you haven't been browsing porn sites yourself.
  • NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    you are clearly one of them saddo's that go around peoples history aren't you. Seen your sort before :confused:

    No, I'm one of those people who happens to have a good memory, and as a result of having a good memory I can easily remember a thread that I posted in a few days back.
  • gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    zx50 wrote: »
    Yep. It's always good to create profiles for every member of your family that uses the desktop/laptop. This will stop any embarrassment from happening, especially if you haven't been browsing porn sites yourself.

    Good advice but it's wasted on this thread

    Just another school holidays wind up
  • leopard_printleopard_print Posts: 1,403
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    *taking a bow*

    Thank you all, you have been very entertaining whilst I've been waiting for the washing machine to finish. Wanted to be one of those posters that puts up stupid threads! :D:D:D
  • TyrTyr Posts: 625
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    My brother came round to my place today whilst i was at work and i just discovered he had been watching porn on my laptop. Nothing nasty by the looks of it. However I'm worried if anyone else sees it as my family is very prude and i'm worried i'll get sent to the nut house. Will anyone be able to trace it if i delete it from the history. My bro must be sexually repressed!

    Your family won't be able to trace it if you delete the history. The secret will remain between you, your brother and GCHQ.
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