Early Morning Dumbness

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 20:26

I spent most of the day convincing myself that I was loosing my sight. After clawing my eyeball for ten minutes tonight trying to get one of my lenses out I noticed it was already out and dried up and stuck to the bathroom wash basin. I'd only had one lens in all day, so not going blind after all.

:o

ganderpoke66 · 19/12/12 - 20:32

Ah yes, early morning rushing about, the wearing of a jumper inside out all day, only finding out when you take it off at night.

xxTinkerbellexx · 19/12/12 - 20:36

Pmsl @ Op!!

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 20:36

lol, I just remember my sisters friend wore odd shoes to work and they weren't in the slightest bit similar, one was a flat and the other had a heel.:p

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 20:40

lil lexie wrote: »

I spent most of the day convincing myself that I was loosing my sight. After clawing my eyeball for ten minutes tonight trying to get one of my lenses out I noticed it was already out and dried up and stuck to the bathroom wash basin. I'd only had one lens in all day, so not going blind after all. :o

I've done this so many times!

It's worse when you have one lense inside out too. Uncomfortable, not to mention blurry vision

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 20:45

Roxocube wrote: »

I've done this so many times!

It's worse when you have one lense inside out too. Uncomfortable, not to mention blurry vision

that's what I thought had happened to be honest.I've been poking my eyes all day long at work trying to get the lens into a better position, only there wasn't any lens in.

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 20:50

lil lexie wrote: »

that's what I thought had happened to be honest.I've been poking my eyes all day long at work trying to get the lens into a better position, only there wasn't any lens in.

When I did that at work, my eye was so sore and red my boss went to fetch the trained first aider and made me sign an accident sheet. I've never lived it down

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 20:56

Roxocube wrote: »

When I did that at work, my eye was so sore and red my boss went to fetch the trained first aider and made me sign an accident sheet. I've never lived it down

lol, I had a serious case of red eye too but nobody seemed to question it.

I really thought I was loosing my sight, all the way home I was panicking and kept thinking of that film Dancer in the Dark and wondered how I could hold on to my job with no vision.

Takae · 19/12/12 - 21:09

I once rushed around the house in a blind panic while getting ready for work, I was really late, then sat on a sofa in my coat with my bag on lap. After a few minutes I looked around and wondered what was I doing. I realised I somehow confused the sofa with a tube seat. I sheepishly left the house for tube station.

I never told anyone about that one. Can you blame me?

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 21:22

Takae wrote: »

I once rushed around the house in a blind panic while getting ready for work, I was really late, then sat on a sofa in my coat with my bag on lap. After a few minutes I looked around and wondered what was I doing. I realised I somehow confused the sofa with a tube seat. I sheepishly left the house for tube station.

I never told anyone about that one. Can you blame me?

Your secret is safe with us

Lucy Lou · 19/12/12 - 21:27

On more than one occasion I have put the milk into the cupboard and tried stuffing the cereal box into the fridge:o

Lyricalis · 19/12/12 - 22:16

It's even more worrying when you realise that people who, 10 minutes ago, couldn't even put their shirt on without rebuttoning it at least 3 times to get all the holes and buttons lined up properly, are now hurtling past you in cars on the motorway!

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 22:27

a friend at work once came to work in her boots on a wet snowy day,but grabbed the wrong change of footwear and spent all day in her slippers.

She also brought the tv remote to work with her in mistaken grab for something in the morning-cant remember what it should of been,but it was before mobile phones

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 22:29

Early morning dumbness generally takes about fifteen minutes for me to overcome; I generally wake up feeling really groggy particularly on winter days.

Hey there!

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