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Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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So, if you were incharge of zelebland and had to give honours for services to zelebness, who would you award?

Obviously, number one has to be Katie Pwice for services to plastic surgery, botox and spray tanning. Without hert, all three of these industries would be in a far poorer state.

Who else?

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    sidsgirlsidsgirl Posts: 4,425
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    pmsl at the ad that has appeared next to your post.. :D:D




    Edit. to say its gone ooooooo
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    PaparazzoPaparazzo Posts: 6,155
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    Me, for my services to living through another year.
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    VerenceVerence Posts: 104,589
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    Kerry Katona should be honoured for her services to the Bolivian military
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    WhisperingGhostWhisperingGhost Posts: 4,762
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    Geri Halliwell - for services in entertainment and also for her work as a goodwill UN ambassador, which she started in 1998 and still does to this day, promoting women's right to healthcare in the 3rd world, amongst other things.
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Cheryl Cole for her services to acquiring the tresses of impoverished children in the third world - she is 'woath' it after all.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    Simon Cowell for services to Rose Petals (not yet undertaken but I live in hope!!) :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,341
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    Those orange morons from The Only Way Is Essex for setting back the stereotype of Essex people by at least 20 years.
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    Face Of JackFace Of Jack Posts: 7,181
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    Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley for outstanding contributions for boosting BBC Breakfast ratings! ;)
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    Mr. FahrenheitMr. Fahrenheit Posts: 9,911
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    Britney Spears, for single-handedly keeping McDonalds and Starbucks alive during a terrible economic year, saving millions of jobs.
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    artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    CAN associates for giving the hopeless, hope, the careerfree, a career and cross promotion for those in need of an image boost.

    CAN - If no one else will have you, they will.
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