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How To Take Leave From Office - Joke
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. John, my co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office....
When my co-worker, John followed me, the Boss asked him, "And where do you think you're going?"
John replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
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A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office....
When my co-worker, John followed me, the Boss asked him, "And where do you think you're going?"
John replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
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Take your strange sense of humour else where before you get a ban.
At least someone here who likes my joke. Thanks
I still chuckled though!
Admit it, you were the guy who walked out after Victoria cos you can't work in the dark aren't you?
He said, "No - its just the way I comb my hair."
That's fantastic!
Thanks
I wonder what it will take to make you guffaw?
Picto you have disappointed me. I was waiting on one of your jokes.
I'm not saying my wife's fat, but whenever we have sex I keep burning my arse on the lightbulb.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."
""Doctor," she says, "I have a smelly fanny."
"Take off your drawers and hop on the couch," says the doctor.
She does so and he comes over and closely inspects her fanny. He gets up, walks over to the corner of the room and picks up a long wooden pole with a hook on the end.
"Farkin ell," cries the woman, "What are you going to do with that?"
"I'm going to open a window," he says, "It stinks in here."
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