EE need to bring back Manda, Minty, Adam, Ben and Heather
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The camera pans over Albert Square. The original actor who played Ben is wandering through the allotment, lonely. Suddenly Ian emerges from the hut. "Ben, what are you doing here...shouldn't you be in college" Ben then takes out a rifle and shoots Ian dead.
Then the opening titles.
We then see Ben in a psychiatric ward talking to a Councillor. "I keep imagining I'm killing people. I imagined my mum died in a car crash..I imagined attacking Jordan....I imagined killing Heather....I can't stop being plagued by these awful hallucinations.
Next scene Heather, Ian, Phil, Shirley etc are in a meeting discussing a pioneering new drug trial in the states that could help help Ben. "It doesn't come without risk...but it will improve his quality of life"
Next week we fly to the states with Ben and in the secure unit in California they bump into Sharon and Stacey Slater. "We are recovering from breakdowns" "come back to Walford with us...start again" so after Ben's treatment which seems to work, they return to the Square.
Ian returns home to a shocking voicemail. "Ian...I know this will be a shock, its your mum babe, I'm in a police station in Africa...I just escaped from a dungeon where I've spent last 18 years....I bumped into this woman called May, I was meant to be a surrogate mother but I miscarried, she told everyone I was dead and she locked me up...I've eaten nothing but rats...I could use a good cuppa, a bacon buttie and a bath! oh - and I think May might have moved to London so watch out for her....call me back....love you son"
duff duff.
Then the opening titles.
We then see Ben in a psychiatric ward talking to a Councillor. "I keep imagining I'm killing people. I imagined my mum died in a car crash..I imagined attacking Jordan....I imagined killing Heather....I can't stop being plagued by these awful hallucinations.
Next scene Heather, Ian, Phil, Shirley etc are in a meeting discussing a pioneering new drug trial in the states that could help help Ben. "It doesn't come without risk...but it will improve his quality of life"
Next week we fly to the states with Ben and in the secure unit in California they bump into Sharon and Stacey Slater. "We are recovering from breakdowns" "come back to Walford with us...start again" so after Ben's treatment which seems to work, they return to the Square.
Ian returns home to a shocking voicemail. "Ian...I know this will be a shock, its your mum babe, I'm in a police station in Africa...I just escaped from a dungeon where I've spent last 18 years....I bumped into this woman called May, I was meant to be a surrogate mother but I miscarried, she told everyone I was dead and she locked me up...I've eaten nothing but rats...I could use a good cuppa, a bacon buttie and a bath! oh - and I think May might have moved to London so watch out for her....call me back....love you son"
duff duff.
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I am aware of that...but this is not fan fiction, this is a serious idea that could save the show. I'm not just a fan, I pay a license fee, I'm a shareholder
If you think this is a serious idea, good luck.
Lol :D.
And lets try and be realistic- Heather saying 'Allo Princess' to Shirley just wouldn't work.
Shirley is anything but
Too true!
As for Manda and Adam, I hope to never see or hear of them ever again. Ghastly characters!
Minty's alright, and Old Ben is hilarious!
Never liked Minty- never minded Adam tbh
I HATED Minty around Sam. That was what ruined him for me TBH.
Adam always came across as obnoxious, thought it was funny at first but it started to grate as time went on.
What did you think of Manda? I thought she was boring, and even being one letter away from Mandy doesn't help
More like "'Ello, Creature."
Right? Right?? I remember laughing my a**e off at his exit
She was ok I guess, never really interested in her
You're not wrong there
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=3&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=MNFGc5NQ8h11Jk4cwl0kYQ&cp=10&gs_id=e&xhr=t&q=shirley+carter&rlz=1C1CHMO_enGB510GB510&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42452523,d.d2k&ion=1&biw=1454&bih=704&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ljkcUe2SOofI0AWb4oDAAg#imgrc=k3H8AAckfgsXXM%3A%3BqWyknXrZOptMsM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ianstopher.com%252Fgfx%252Fzelda.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fforums.digitalspy.co.uk%252Fshowthread.php%253Ft%253D1769953%3B300%3B384
:eek::eek: Damn!
Imagine waking up with that standing over you!
That's Shirley in 2 years if she carries on with those ****
LOL :D. Damn you :eek:.
*Awaits the wrath of the Chosen One*
I accidentally came across another Shirley pic but my eyes are still recovering so I won't share that with you:o
Here's Phil
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=3&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=MNFGc5NQ8h11Jk4cwl0kYQ&cp=10&gs_id=e&xhr=t&q=shirley+carter&rlz=1C1CHMO_enGB510GB510&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42452523,d.d2k&ion=1&biw=1454&bih=704&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ljkcUe2SOofI0AWb4oDAAg#um=1&hl=en&tbo=d&rlz=1C1CHMO_enGB510GB510&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=angry+face+on+tomato&oq=angry+face+on+tomato&gs_l=img.3...9708.12215.6.12479.14.13.0.1.1.0.40.408.13.13.0...0.0...1c.1.3.img.wlMmYSTHDmY&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42452523,d.d2k&fp=5062e7121d1dfa7d&biw=1454&bih=704&imgrc=VrQvd6SemPBErM%3A%3BJ5z3lQ7bxRkayM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fth08.deviantart.net%252Ffs71%252F200H%252Fi%252F2011%252F234%252F4%252F7%252Fangry_tomato_by_hartvig_art18-d47fuvy.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.deviantart.com%252Fmorelikethis%252F336693389%3B224%3B200
EDIT: Why am I to be damned?:p
BIB: Maurice, Manda will never amount to the perfection that is and always will be Mandy Beale:D
Yes, I know she's Salter but in my mind they married. Live with it:p
I wonder what you'll do if Ian marries Denise
Thing is, I'm not opposed to Ian/Denise (well as a relationship, I feel it could ruin their friendship like Rolfie)
I love Denise but Ian can't marry her, she isn't blonde;)
On a side note, not sure if this is just EastEnders but has anyone noticed that they seem to pair off people within their own ethnic group (Like putting Patrick with the Foxes)
Now we have Ian/Denise and Carol/Masood
EE is branching out!
Though in the past we did have Paul/Janine briefly and of course Chryed.
Haha
I can't believe I forgot Chryed- probably becaus eof their explosive impact on the square, watching Christian run around with horrible highlights
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/eastenders/scoop/a361486/eastenders-mandy-strips-off-for-ian-spoiler-picture.html