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Which is better: gay or straight sex?

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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    Lad please, people trying to eat their dinner here :D

    Bit late for dinner isn't it? :D
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    Rick GrimesRick Grimes Posts: 274
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    I'd genuinely love to know.
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    Lewi26 wrote: »
    Bit late for dinner isn't it? :D

    Re-heated remains of a kebab that was picked up on the way back from the boozer. "Dinner" in the loosest sense.
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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    Re-heated remains of a kebab that was picked up on the way back from the boozer. "Dinner" in the loosest sense.

    I'm sure you heard worse than what I said at the boozer and if you throw up it's not my fault it's the dirty dirty kebab! :D
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    IqoniqIqoniq Posts: 6,299
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    Re-heated remains of a kebab that was picked up on the way back from the boozer. "Dinner" in the loosest sense.
    Kebab was a term when I was in uni for a woman's lady bits that had seen more than their fair share of men...
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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    Iqoniq wrote: »
    Kebab was a term when I was in uni for a woman's lady bits that had seen more than their fair share of men...

    And some people wonder why some gay men feel squiffy about birds minges :D
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    Iqoniq wrote: »
    Kebab was a term when I was in uni for a woman's lady bits that had seen more than their fair share of men...

    I'm 36, and kebab is a term still very much used to describe a girl's muff area in Liverpool, by the male half of the city at least.
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    unklesamunklesam Posts: 1,005
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    Lewi26 wrote: »
    I've slept with quite a few girls - I like boobs there nice and bouncy but sex with lads just blows my mind. I love everything about men and rimming and pounding a nice tight little hole and getting the blowjob of a lifetime from someone who knows what there doing and is eager daily is incredible. I've not been in a relationship with a girl but judging from what both my straight and girl mates say women definitely arnt as up for sex as much as gay lads are and want to please you as much. Plus periods? Nope. Just nope.

    Ok Ok can I just ask as I just don't get some of the "Finer" things in life but rimming, what is to like about licking someone's arse hole? especially another mans? I mean men are generally smellier beasts than females, licking a mans smelly ring, please explain :confused:
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    unklesam wrote: »
    licking a mans smelly ring, please explain :confused:

    I'd rather he didn't. :D
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    unklesam wrote: »
    Ok Ok can I just ask as I just don't get some of the "Finer" things in life but rimming, what is to like about licking someone's arse hole? especially another mans? I mean men are generally smellier beasts than females, licking a mans smelly ring, please explain :confused:

    I've never done it on a man. :p (Good use of an emoticon there.)
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    Jean-FrancoisJean-Francois Posts: 2,301
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    valkay wrote: »
    As a heterosexual straight as an arrow male, the thought of getting anywhere near another blokes arse makes me feel sick, and most red blooded males would feel the same.


    I hope that you get away with that valkay, I agree 100%, but when I posted something similar, but in not quite as strong a fashion, someone of the other persuasion posted along the lines of, "Okay, I get it, you're straight, don't worry, I wouldn't fancy you if you were the last man on earth."
    Thank the Lord, I dodged that bullet.
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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    unklesam wrote: »
    Ok Ok can I just ask as I just don't get some of the "Finer" things in life but rimming, what is to like about licking someone's arse hole? especially another mans? I mean men are generally smellier beasts than females, licking a mans smelly ring, please explain :confused:

    Well obviously I wouldn't go anywhere near a smelly arse! If it's spick and span I don't see what's so dirty about it? If I'm shoving my willy up there it's a bit insulting if I won't give him a good rimming too! I really like doing it, drives lads mad and they usually cum everywhere before we even have sex
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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    I'd rather he didn't. :D

    I think your in the wrong thread laa!
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    treefr0gtreefr0g Posts: 23,655
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    Will-bee just about summed it up in post #7, imo, but was then berated for not being gay :confused:

    I assume that I am setting myself up for ridicule by agreeing.
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    IqoniqIqoniq Posts: 6,299
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    I'm 36, and kebab is a term still very much used to describe a girl's muff area in Liverpool, by the male half of the city at least.
    I'm from Liverpool and went to JMU lol, but it seemed to mean on a woman who was promiscuous more than all of them lol.
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    LyceumLyceum Posts: 3,399
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    I'm 36, and kebab is a term still very much used to describe a girl's muff area in Liverpool, by the male half of the city at least.

    I'm a scouser born and bread and have never once heard the word kebab used in reference to muff.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    AbbieJay wrote: »
    You did. Explains your username though.



    Squiffy & icky. Sickening then.

    Do you have a squiffy one?
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    AbbieJayAbbieJay Posts: 449
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    So in 2015 it's fine to degrade women's genitalia but you must support & protect a grown man for his rimming practices. Ok.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    AbbieJay wrote: »
    So in 2015 it's fine to degrade women's genitalia but you must support & protect a grown man for his rimming practices. Ok.

    Yes that's correct. Although it does depend on the squiffiness of the kebab.
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    David_Flanagan1David_Flanagan1 Posts: 303
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    Gay sex is better than straight sex because I'm gay. I've never had straight sex because I'm gay. I've never fancied a man because I'm gay. If I did have straight sex I sure as hell would not have liked it because I'm gay. I like fanny & tits because I'm gay. Hope that helps.

    Ive known gay women who tried some straight sex and really enjoyed it. So its not quite as clear cut as that. Alot of lesbians inwardly enjoy/fantasise about hetero copulation.
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    davehunter5davehunter5 Posts: 433
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    Simple, answer is: try both yourself!
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    NamiraNamira Posts: 3,099
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    Ive known gay women who tried some straight sex and really enjoyed it. So its not quite as clear cut as that. Alot of lesbians inwardly enjoy/fantasise about hetero copulation.

    No you haven't.
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    JulesFJulesF Posts: 6,461
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    AbbieJay wrote: »
    So in 2015 it's fine to degrade women's genitalia but you must support & protect a grown man for his rimming practices. Ok.

    Degrade women's genitalia? Good lord, get a grip.

    And, yes, nothing wrong with a bit of rimming between consenting adults. Not my cup of tea, but why the hell not if that's what you're into?
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    AbbieJay wrote: »
    So in 2015 it's fine to degrade women's genitalia.

    The term kebab to describe a woman's flange is not in the slightest bit degrading in my opinion, it's a fairly neutral term.
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    lee_sharplee_sharp Posts: 605
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    The term kebab to describe a woman's flange is not in the slightest bit degrading in my opinion, it's a fairly neutral term.

    You haven't seen the kebabs at my local......dried up meat hanging out all over the place.....oh hang on.
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